Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Teacher got drunk and made students dance the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults. 03.07.2025 18:15

Teacher drank in class, swore at students and danced the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults . Jonestown Massacre site to reopen as tourist destination. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https:...

Travelers with swamp crotch keep setting off TSA alarms. Stop sending unsolicited urine samples, asks a medical facility. 02.07.2025 17:05

Medical facility in Scotland asks patients to please stop sending unsolicited urine samples. Travelers With Swamp Crotch Keep Setting Off TSA Alarms. White actress sues San Diego County Library for not allowing her to portray Black women. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://...

Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error. 01.07.2025 16:37

Monk guns down fellow cleric in temple bathroom over loud phone. Thousands in Norway told they won up to millions in lottery error. Human Remains Lost After Memorial Spaceflight Capsule Crashes Into Pacific. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Ch...

Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans arrested for sending Bibles and rice into North Korea. 30.06.2025 17:38

Buskers slam new French-language requirement in Quebec City tourist hub. Americans detained trying to send rice, Bibles, dollar bills to North Korea. Cocaine use and production hits record all time high. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check...

Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck. 27.06.2025 21:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - 74-year-old Floridaman fights firefighters with shotgun and steals their fire truck. Handcuffed Florida woman opened fire on deputy during ride to jail. Florida man who drove through restaurant to charge his EV. Florida woman allegedly hid several syringes and a bag of drugs 'inside her person'. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can come home. Beekeeper unleashed his bees on police officers during traffic stop. 26.06.2025 18:29

Beekeeper Unleashed a Swarm of Bees on Police During Traffic Stop. North Korea to open beach resort to expand tourism. Swarms of tiny nose robots could clear infected sinuses, scientists say. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the offi...

Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their commercial. Scotland may have the most alcoholics according to new data. 25.06.2025 16:57

Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their award winning commercial. Scotland’s alcohol consumption dangerously excessive. Italy cracks down on violence against referees. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official...

Hotel no longer allowing panda bears waking up their guests. 145 syringe prickings at a French music festival. 24.06.2025 22:06

Chinese hotel told wake-up service involving red pandas climbing onto guest beds must cease. Syringe attacks during France music festival leave 145 jabbed and several hospitalised. Lollipop man banned from giving children high fives because it upsets drivers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjone...

Pole dancers hired by parents for son's jr. high graduation. Hetero Awesome Festival in Idaho is not so awesome after all. 23.06.2025 17:45

Taiwanese parents hire pole dancers to celebrate son's graduation, police intervene to disperse crowd. Disneyland Paris calls in police over alleged fake wedding with child bride. Dozens attend the Hetero Awesome Fest in Idaho. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdaf...

Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam's Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos. 20.06.2025 26:27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman (and Karen) arrested for off-road tailgating teen on an e-bike. Floridaman Urinates on $10k Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages at a Sam's Club. Florida attorney general pitches ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to hold migrants. Argument over mangos ends with Florida man pulling gun. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy...

No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials. 20.06.2025 15:28

Fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions. Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend arrested. ‘No bra, no exam’ as Nigerian university sparks outrage over bra checks before exams. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews....

Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne's DNA in a can. 18.06.2025 18:35

Liquid Death Is Selling Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA. Download festivalgoers warned against making accidental 999 calls from moshpit. Hammerhead shark falls from sky onto disc golf course in South Carolina. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.me...

Male escort is left $1M in widow's will and family fights it. Influencers flock to Air India crash site for selfies. 17.06.2025 17:09

Family challenges 84-year-old woman’s will after $1M left to her male escort companion. People urged to report crop circles to police. Visitors and influencers throng Air India crash site, take selfies near aircraft wreckage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.m...

Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed because of giant bugs. Half the popular of Dhana is in the Drunkard Association. 16.06.2025 19:48

Amusement park in Ohio warns parkgoers to keep mouths closed on the rides because of cicadas. Struggling bargain chain Poundland sold for a pound. Ghana Drunkard Associate warns government to bring down liquor prices or else. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.m...

Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real "service" at a strip club. 13.06.2025 21:49

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman posed as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights. Floridaman tried to pay for intercourse at a strip club then called 911 to complain about not receiving services. Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars. Naked Floridaman with a junk pump arrested near Ocala gas station. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://pa...

Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race, weight and gender. Politician removes his clothes, invites citizens on a nude beach trip. 12.06.2025 22:54

Brazilian comedian sentenced to jail for jokes about race, weight and gender. German politician removes clothes and asks citizens to join him on swingers trip in France. New laws punish bad drivers with tech that forces cars to go the speed limit. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:...

Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon inside a bar. Orgasmic meditation cult leaders in trouble for being too culty. 11.06.2025 25:24

Mule-riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing a raccoon inside bar after being turned away. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company convicted of forced labor. Students in Nigeria are selling eggs and sperm to pay college tuition. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MER...

Woman sent 2,000 lbs of onions to her ex boyfriend to make him cry. Church apologizes for the naked chicken dancing show. 10.06.2025 20:17

German cathedral is sorry for having a naked chicken dance production by the altar. Woman in China sends 1,000 kg of onions to her ex-boyfriend's doorstep to make him cry. Reported Bigfoot sighting prompts cannabis dispensary to offer a free preroll for photographic proof. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee...

You can't use your Costco card as your ID, TSA anounces. Protests over goldfish races? 09.06.2025 21:17

TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as their official REAL ID. Japanese city pays people to stand on escalators for six hours a day. Group protests over goldfish races in San Diego. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out...

Florida woman sprays bear mace at children blowing bubbles. Floridaman gets down with himself at a bus stop, claims he's Capt. Kirk. 06.06.2025 20:55

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police: Floridaman locked employees inside a restaurant and demanded $6 million over Netflix documentary. Florida woman sprays bear mace at neighbor's children playing with bubbles. Florida woman accused of attacking child on plane who called her 'Miss Piggy'. Florida man caught pleasuring himself at a bus stop tells police he's Captain Kirk from Star Trek. // SUPP...

200 year old erotic artsy condom goes on display in a museum. Fried chicken flavored toothpaste is a disgusting hit. 05.06.2025 18:33

A 200-year-old condom decorated with erotic art goes on display in famous Dutch museum. Fried chicken-flavored toothpaste sells out shortly after it's introduced. Bird Feeders Banned in New Jersey Town As Legislators Push for State Ban. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:...

AI scam company was 700 Indians pretending to be Chatbots. Mom attacked school principal after daughter caught fighting. 04.06.2025 20:13

Mom ‘attacks principal and superintendent’ after being called to school to discuss daughter’s fighting. AI Startup Company Revealed to Be 700 Indian Employees Pretending to Be Chatbots. Thai Chicken Secures Place as NASA Astronaut Food. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://...

Flight attendant dances naked mid-flight after taking drugs. New mom wins a marathon despite breast feeding along the way. 03.06.2025 18:38

British Airways flight attendant found naked and dancing in business class bathroom after taking drugs. New mother wins 100-kilometre ultra marathon run despite breast feeding her six-month-old daughter three times on the way. Man accused of breaking into home and licking woman’s toes while she slept. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a...

Floridaman on meth fights gators, attacks police with garden shears. Floridaman claimed he's Jesus, kissed a minor in a locker room. 30.05.2025 20:11

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman claims he’s Jesus, kisses a minor in gym locker room. Floridaman Sentenced to 30 Days for Shooting and Poisoning Dolphins. DeSantis signs bill to allow transactions using gold and silver in Florida. Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by alligator, charges at cops with garden shears before he’s shot dead in wild series of events. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pa...

Hikers, high on mushrooms, thought friend was dead and called 911. Dutch accuse Belgians of stealing all their wind. 29.05.2025 20:32

Hikers Called 911 Over ‘Dead’ Friend, Turns Out They Were Just High on Mushrooms. Japan finally has a sumo champion after years of Mongolian dominance. Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check...