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We were gonna do a long episode on the Lethal Weapon series but Friday I started having some wicked pain downstairs. After a lengthy interrogation of Lauren and the brief administration of a polygraph (which she passed), I saw a doctor and it turns out that I don't have a UTI or STD. Instead, I can find comfort in the fact that my pain is due to tiny shards ripping their way out of my member. This...

blink twice if you want us to have some stella cidre’s at 11 AM. join us as we explore what it is about a tropical island that makes a man want to act a fool. this might be channing tatum’s worst performance, and if you’ve seen his other films you know that’s saying something. let us know what you thought about it in the comments. a lot of new listeners this week so if you’re new here, thanks for...

Well guys, this whole episode is a mixed bag of emotions. On one hand, this is my favorite movie of all time. On the other hand, Lauren hates this movie. On the other, other hand my own personal 9/11 has happened and may god have mercy on Peter Cancro’s soul. We love you and thank you for listening. “This is a sick world we’re living in. Sick people”

Hey folks, kind of a weird one here. We were going to release a holiday movie episode today but given recent happenings in the news and UFO space, we felt it prudent this past weekend to lock ourselves inside and consume a ton of rick simpson oil while watching alien documentaries. These are the sacrifices you make when you’re an artist. To be honest, we barely talk about aliens. We mostly speak a...

Trap is a 2024 American psychological thriller film written, directed, and produced by M. Night Shyamalan. It’s named after what it feels like to sit down and watch this movie. And then when you’re 45 minutes in, you hit pause to see how much more you have to endure and to your horror, there’s an hour left. This movie could’ve ended at the hour mark and it wouldn’t have changed the plot whatsoever...

**calling all ants** Well guys, first thing I am going to do is apologize if the audio sounds a little weird. I spent most of the weekend trying to fix where it sounds a little “skippy” and I think this is as good as it’s going to get. Who would’ve guessed that a podcast run by stoners would have a few audio hiccups on the first remotely recorded episode? Special thanks to @brian_ruppert from @tes...

This is about that guy who got stuck in the cave in Utah but to be honest it's a lot of talk about soaking. We also touch on mormonism, the poophole loophole, robotripping, driving while robotripping, and jon jones thanks for listening, we appreciate it, special thanks to everyone who subscribed on spotify/apple when instagram was trifling. it's the best time of the year, watch jingle all the way...

edible underwear, 24 hour walmarts, the north hanover chinese buffet, subway, and paper towel fortresses. damn, these glasses of Christmas ale got me feeling scrumptious. if i went to the chinese buffet right now, they would speak my name in whispers for centuries to come. This is my favorite episode we've done and there isn't even a movie of the week. also, obviously, don't drive drunk unless the...

MaXXXine was pretty good, visually you could not ask for a better movie. The color tones and all look incredible. We both enjoyed it with our Saturday morning wake and bake. Only gripe is that for a movie about the adult entertainment industry, there is a criminally low amount of lady bits. Even Lauren was begging for some tiddies by the end. I had to show her mine. We’ll see you guys on Halloween...

not gonna lie, this one is low energy as hell. we've discovered tonight that sunday nights just aren't made for podcasting when you gotta go back to work on monday. excited to drop a better one next week for you guys and yep, the word on the street is true. starting in november, a second episode will drop weekly on wednesdays at 4:20 PM. This movie was pretty crazy (shoutout Craig). we also talk a...

Shoutout to Craig from Sinister Screen for recommending this, it was a first viewing for both of us. Unfortunately, I went way too deep on the edibles while we watched and got super uncomfy. Lauren held down the fort though. My thoughts: I don't know exactly what I want to see while I can barely open my eyes but I know it isn't hooks going into a man's flesh. 4/10 Lauren's thoughts: I thought it w...

Guys this was supposed to be a sweet, long episode on both beetlejuice movies. You see, we spent hundreds of dollars this past week on better mics and we were pumped to use them but they keep randomly disconnecting. Around the 22 minute mark, the audio drops entirely so we truly apologize for that. The first 8 episodes we did were without issue so we are confident we can get back to smooth sailing...

This episode probably sucks, we watched this movie a few days ago and the mics we had kept messing up. We just recorded this ep as an audio test and we kinda talk about the movie. We also talk about the finer points of bird mating, AFI's first 4 records, our weekend plans, and chipotle's new brisket which is just flat out gangbusters. Caleb's thoughts: 1/10. This entire movie is Beaver from Veroni...

Hard to believe this movie was made. Even harder to believe it led George Lucas into poverty. Did you know Principal Rooney was a diddler? Lauren did and she still loves him. Caleb's thoughts: 5.5/10, pretty fun if you imagine it's some sort of fever dream and when it's over, you'll wake up as a kid again without a care in the world. Lauren's thoughts: 3/10, I did not like it and I can't believe w...

This movie was sexual. Not because of it's content but because it was long and hard to take. My thoughts: bleh, to quote my favorite comedian: "I find sex to be an embarrassing exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win" 2/10 Lauren's thoughts: I thought the movie was bland, like a better quality lifetime movie. wish it had a better storyline instead of all the sex scenes. 4/10...

Nicolas Cage stars as Longlegs, in the creatively titled feature film Longlegs. He is a serial killer who looks like Rocky Dennis if Rocky Dennis was that version of Michael Jackson who shook that baby on that balcony. The film stinks, simply put. Heralded and toted by film critics and audience members alike as one of the best films of the year, Longlegs turned out to be a ridiculous, goofy, and t...

Little special edition episode of The Weedcap called "booze cinema" where we get drunk and watch a movie. Only catch is that Lauren couldn't drink today so she's stoned on like 100 mg of edibles while claiming she isn't high enough and I am drunk with a belly full of dark, fall themed beer and edibles. Falling Down is an incredible movie, we both rated it an 8/10. If you'...

Sorry if this one is kinda low energy, the film was a snoozer, we're super stoned, and it's the last day of a 3 day weekend at the time of recording. The Vagrant is about our nation's homeless crisis and the real estate market. Bill Paxton buys a run-down house, has a conflict with a homeless man, goes insane, and ends up hundreds of miles away sporting a mullet and getting regular hummers from th...

yooooo in this funky little bonus episode we watch the star studded 1991 classic Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan, Christopher LLoyd, and Shelly Duvall. Hulk Hogan plays a space bounty hunter stuck on earth living with a suburban family. Hilarity ensues, depending on who you ask. My thoughts: a trip down memory lane. Nostalgic, warm, and goofy. A fantastic Friday night movie as long as you're...

This week's episode is a little different. I let Lauren pick a movie to surprise me with and she picked, legitimately, the worst movie I have ever seen. It was genuinely painful to sit through. She picked Avatar. my thoughts: "I'd rather get acupuncture on an airplane for 3 hours, while getting waterboarded, than sit through this again" Lauren's thoughts: " it was okay b...

This movie rules. Perfect blend of humor, nostalgia, action, and grittiness. Liam Neeson plays Darkman, a vigilante exacting revenge on a series of gangsters who made him look like a hotdog on the rollers at 7-11. Hope you enjoy it, sorry if it's weird, the audio for the first recording we did wouldn't convert to MP3 for some reason so this was take 2. Normally we record as soon as the movie ends...

This was a favorite of mine when I was little and it was a blast to revisit 20 years later. At least for me, Lauren absolutely hated it but I can see why. It's bad but almost in that so bad it's good category. Plus you can watch Tony Hawk drive around in a Pizza Hut branded pickup truck. I am sorry for any spikes in audio. I tried to get that fixed but let's face it: it's late, I&#...

Welp, The Weedcap is back in a big way and by big way I mean we got super high and it turns out Laurens mic wasn’t working correctly so forgive the audio quality here. It will be fixed for next week. Btw my fiancée Lauren and I are going to be doing this every week. I have a lot of weekly segments planned and a lot of horribly bad movies to subject her to. Started off with one of the worst movies...