Weeb and Noob Watch Anime Podcast

We're doing hard time! It's episode 30, and that means we continue our ecchi episodes on the 10s with a show that takes ecchi to it's utmost limit, Prison School. This show has everything, insanely (and impossibly) busty women who sweat a lot, BDSM violence, and all the eye-nippling, stilleto butt piercing, and pants s***ing you could ever hope for. Joining us on this ludicrous delight is returned...

Look in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No it's a busty fist type angel fighter, and she really wants your attention! This week the guys tackle the shows that began and ended at the same time as Hoobastank, the sudden girlfriend anime genre. We will be discussing why anyone would leave an inoperative robot girl in the trash, the burn patterns of anime kimonos (underboob up), and the inappropri...

Don't let the multicolored hair and tutus fool you, these girls have seen some s***. This week the guys discuss the magical girl turned psychological thriller turned Japanese cultural icon; Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Why won't Homura say what's really happening? Why is Kyubey cute but creepy? Why are witches made with grief and MS Paint? We tackle all this and more as we try to find the deeper mea...

Do NOT watch this show while hungry. This week, Kyle and Garrett tackle the muscle bound, meat juice filled, food fetch quest anime Toriko. This show is one of Shounen Jump's top properties with tie-ins with One Piece, so is it a hidden gem? The guys talk about fist fighting your food, making poisonous humans and the insane bioengineered creatures that combine farm animals with condiments. Join us...

There is so much to say about this show, but we can't say it due to our bamboo ball gags. All joking aside, the guys tackle this week the show that is taking the shounen world by storm Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba. Why does Nezuko go from demon bad ass to puppy in a matter of seconds, does Tanjiro really need to stick his nose in everything, why is child death so ho hum in this show. We try to f...

Thank you to everyone who helped carry us to 25 episodes of our wacky little podcast! In honor of your achievement we will be sending you face first into a firehose of purely terrible, inconceivably bad anime. We are talking lady bounty hunter sports girls with diarrhea in space, talking farts, a moe girl eating her onii-chan, and just the worst rip-off of the Neon Genesis Evangelion. The guys try...

*SPOILER WARNING* This Halloween, we reach the depths of the SPOOOKIEST place where only evil and death remain, HIGH SCHOOL! Kyle and Garrett discuss the anime girls meet final destination horror/mystery anime Another. Does this town really care if these kids die? Why is there a beach episode? Why are people always leaving construction equipment around? We find out all this and more as we try to p...

We know the names, we know the jutsus, but are we willing to sit through the baby Naruto years? That is the true question that both new and long time fans of the genre tackle when discussing this juggernaut of an anime. Kyle and Garrett are joined by a special guest a Weeb "Wannabe" Travis, who is witness to Kyle's early weeb years. They try to think of reasonable responses that don't involve ninj...

Is this the day? Is this the time both Kyle and Garrett find the true gold standard for anime? I mean this show has everything historical accuracy, moe indigenous girls, crazy violence, a treasure hunt and Buffalo Bill skin suits. This week the guys talk about Golden Kamuy a show that swings between dangerous thriller to Bear Grylls cookbook in a matter of minutes. As impressed as we are we still...

Hut Hut HIKE! This week the guys literally and metaphorically tackle the super fun, cartoony shounen American football anime Eyeshield 21. This show makes every snap, tackle and pop look like it came straight out of the Avengers. Garrett cringes at the thought of the Spear Tackle, Kyle introduces his new anime singer character Takeshi Rockabilly, and they both try their best to not be losers drink...

The three words to describe this show are breasts, guns, and zombies. Kyle and Garrett are joined this week by John and Kevin's Big Stupid Podcast to traverse the ecchi, harem, high school horror drama High School of the Dead. Is this the point where we reach too much fanservice? Is it necessary for Shizuka's breasts to go boing boing, and why is it that Rei manages to make a great sniper rifle tr...

We were born to make history! And we truly mean that this time, by getting a rare Super Noob review by none other than Kyle's wife Christine. This week we cover the visually and audibly stunning figure skating romance anime Yuri!!! On Ice. Kyle deep dives in to Boy Love, Christine flexes her figure skating knowledge, and they both decide how sexy a Japanese pork rice bowl can actually be.  Fo...

A WHOLE NEW WOOOORLD, A new fantastic post death life in a video game. This week we talk about the oversaturated yet crazy popular genre called Isekai. This is a world in which you have mana, but no job prospects, colleagues with cat ears, and a turducken made out of dragons and slime! If that doesn't make you feel lost, don't worry, Kyle and Garrett were too!  Follow us on twitter @weeb_noob

This world, was made, for LOVE AND PEACE! This week Kyle and Garrett dive into the early 2000's adult swim archive to give you the Western gunslinging classic Trigun. Topics discussed included edgelord names like Millions Knives, How inefficient it is to have 25 one-bullet guns, and on whether can discern Gung-Ho Gun names from Swedish metal singers. Join the conversation here, and let us know how...

Murder encouraged at school? Tentacles being used for achievement instead of hentai? This week Garrett and Kyle fly at Mach 20 into the weird high school world of Assassination Classroom. The guys discuss the weirdly wholesome message around octopus assassination, how this show mixes action, comedy, and slice of life, as well as how to say with perfect diction "You are incredible in bed". Follow u...

Who knew that one of the more touching, and realistic stories of the human condition could come from a wolf and a bunny. This week, the guys discuss the unique anthropomorphic high school drama Beastars. Seeing an MA rating for a show with talking chickens was a shocker, however the guys discuss, whether Japan does CGI well, how the Japanese talk about meat and plant eaters, as well as how furries...

What do you have when you share a love and bond so pure that it's story needs to be told? What do you do when you also share the same parents? That's right this week, the guys try to figure out the unique weirdness of anime centered around brothers and sisters that are just a liiiitle too close. From garden variety siblings to ecchi succubi putting your sister new devil into slavery, no stone is u...

GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOO LONG SERIES! The guys are finally ready to tackle one of the big 3 One Piece. This show is the creme de la creme, so the most important question isn't should you start it, but why bother starting. Join Kyle and Garrett as they demystify this legendary show to talk about what to expect and what to take out of the delightful pirate adventure. The guys take on seasons 1-2 including...

ONE PUUUUUUNNNCHHH! Never has a theme song been more on the nose than for this superhero action comedy One Punch Man. The guys discuss how this anime is both meta and familiar all at the same time. From reverse mermaids and testicle chins, to raging kabuto beetles. This show has everything you want and more. Also if you listen you will hear the grand secret to Saitama's power.  Follow us on T...

We are onto something big here! This week the guys check our whodunnit, howdunnit, and howfunnit is to talk about Detective Anime. We go over the timeline of OG shows like Case Closed, and Detective Academy Q, to off beat shows like Neuro and Ranpo Kitan. Why does murder always have to have kids involved? Why is it that every murder is so complicated? Find out all this and more as we try to keep K...

Yanderes, fingernail pulling, gambling OH MY! This week the guys tackle the most intense anime about an underground high school gambling ring, Kakegurui. We are joined by John and Kevin from John and Kevin's Big Stupid Podcast to talk about everything that makes this anime so sinfully delightful. From how sweaty everyone is, to how girls rule and boys drool, to how supervision is non-existent at t...

Yare yare, there is no more of a cool, cooler, coolest man to discuss than the titular Sakamoto in "Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto. This week Garrett and Kyle kick back to guffaw and chortle at the simple pleasures brought by this universally funny anime. The guys discuss what makes Sakamoto so cool, how big the stakes are for ouija in Japan, and how to order a Big Wac with a smile...for takeout.

Today we discuss a tale as old as time. The story of a boy and his sentient parasitic right hand, as he navigates the world now full of open mawed vagina monsters. Kyle and Garrett discussed the horror thriller Parasyte: the Maxim based on the 1988 manga. Was this anime scary? Was the relationship with Shinichi and Migi weirdly wholesome? Find out all this and more, as we try to figure out what tw...

Welcome to a world in which not only is food delicious, but it will literally rip your clothes off! This week we cover the uber-ecchi story of Shokugeki no Soma/Food Wars. From Peanut Butter Tentacle Porn to Angelic tickle fetish, there is so much packed into this entertaining anime, that it was hard to even get to the food! Kyle and Garrett discuss the many ways this show gave us belly laughs, an...

This anime has everything, sword fighting! beatboxing, amazing animation, and comedy. Today we tackle the 2004 masterpiece Samurai Champloo. What is it about this anime that makes it so awesome yet weirdly relaxing? We discuss the enduring legacy of Nujabes, and how sometimes what you need in an action anime is just to enjoy the scenery. Follow us on twitter at @weeb_noob.