Web Crawlers

VOICEMAILS: Pink & Purple sisters. People are very nice in women’s bathrooms. Turns out those meteors were actually planes. Children’s grief books. A past lives reading. How to do dead people’s makeup. Teaching globalization through the history of boy bands. Anonymous first time caller. High as hell at a Yung Gravy show.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram...

In 2007 Shannon Whisnant bought a barbecue smoker at a storage unit auction. When he got home he opened the grill to discover a human leg. John Wood, the owner of the leg, wanted it back, but Shannon had different plans. Thus began a ridiculous legal battle for custody of the leg.  Sources: Finders Keepers (2015 film) Rolling Stone article by Scott Tobias Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-634-2069...

Surprise! We’re gonna start doing a little weekly News/TV/Pop Culture show where we talk about what’s happening in the world. This week’s subjects: Vanderpump Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, praying mantis egg in Melissa’s house, a million pennies found, dog with world’s longest tongue, Danny Devito seeing ghosts, UFO whistleblower, Rainbolt the Geoguesser.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-634-2069 Discor...

VOICEMAILS: Driving on the wrong side of Topanga canyon. Nicholas Rossi is Mike Meyers. Maggerdoodle needs to stop eating lunch while listening to mailbag episodes. Britney Spears AI conspiracy. The island of dolls in Mexico City. A listener found an item in their house that once belonged to a serial killer. Coincidence on Grey’s Anatomy.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitt...

Did you know Barbie’s original design was based on a 1952 German comic-strip featuring a sassy high-class escort called Bild Lilli? It took Ruth Handler, the co-creator of Barbie, years to convince her male colleagues that Barbie would be a hit. She has come a long way since then. She’s an astronaut, a doctor, a teacher, has ran for president multiple times, and owns over 40 pets. Unfortunately, M...

VOICEMAILS: Did we watch the Coronation? Too many Fiber One bars & shampoo lotion. Listeners collaborating on album art! Holes in food bags. Working at a funeral home. Not enough public restrooms in San Fran. Listener’s daughter is obsessed with K-Pop. Newborns are hilarious. Traumatizing experience at the Grand Canyon bathrooms. The Kimberly story. The dynamic is back, baby! Webcrawlersp...

Daniel Brophy, a chef and instructor at the Oregon Culinary Institute in Portland, was found dead by his students in 2018. Daniel's wife, author Nancy Brophy, became a suspect because of a blog post she wrote titled ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ and her lengthy search history containing different ways to murder someone. Kouri Richins, a Utah-based author known for writing a children's book on grief...

VOICEMAILS: A lab technician tells us why it’s so hard to test for Lyme disease. What’s with all the meteors. An update on Becca’s missing wrap and her Ouija board from the town mystic. Why some ingredients are banned in Europe and not here. Blue dreams. Ring backs. No, Ali. Dave Matthews synchronicity. Coors lawsuit. Listener’s mom took her to a Sister Hazel concert.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.co...

Elisabeth Finch was a writer on Gray's Anatomy for over 6 years. She told her colleagues she had been diagnosed with a rare bone cancer, had an abortion because of chemotherapy, experienced sexual assault, and had a friend die in a horrific shooting, which she wrote into storylines. She was given special treatment to accommodate her illness, including extra time off to travel to the Mayo Clinic. B...

VOICEMAILS: A damp surprise in a car. A spooky doppelgänger playing hide & seek. A free and definitely not haunted Ouija board made a Trader Joe’s wrap go missing. A missing woman ordered a shrimp sandwich. Lucid dreaming without being attacked by a demon. Suspected case of Olestra. Joren’s first tattoo.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merc...

Nicholas Alahverdian aka Nicholas Rossi aka Arthur Knight, was an outspoken advocate for Rhode Island foster children, often spending time at the State House lobbying officials, died in February 2020. At least that’s what his obituary says. However, US authorities say he’s a con artist and sex offender who faked his own death to avoid charges. He was located in Scotland using the name Arthur Knigh...

K-Pop concert tickets are expensive. Evangelical Christians used to be environmentalists. Turning into a werewolf on your period. A shocking new level to pooping in the shower. Nurses love us in Philly. A cocaine test for a 3-year-old’s eye. Becky’s got some good news! Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com...

In 2020, the romance novel community was saddened to learn that author Susan Meachen died by suicide. On Facebook, Susan’s daughter asked for people to buy her mother’s book and donate to their family’s GoFundMe in honor of Susan. Two years later, the community was stunned to learn Susan was alive and well. She had also infiltrated the Facebook group as a fake member, accusing people of bullying S...

VOICEMAILS: Hot coffee aroma. Your taxi driver being a long lost cousin. Is Bellingham really haunted? Coke with lime. Coke museum in Atlanta. Halo Top upsetting your tummy. Poop emergency at Comic-Con. Shitting your pants at Alcatraz. Having to poop on a run. Best Bjork album debate.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show...

In 2007 a teenager from Washington was in the news for being a fugitive. His name is Colton Harris-Moore and he managed to elude police through a bunch of crimes involving stolen cars, boats, and even airplanes. He was known as the "Barefoot Bandit" because he rarely wore shoes while committing these crimes. He had a huge fan base online, but after two years on the run, he was captured in 2010 aft...

VOICEMAILS:Our voicemail line rings for waaaay too long. The math on the chances of us existing at the same time as aliens. Leaving a surprise in the jacuzzi for the mean swim teacher. Getting out of a rut. The car curse came for Maggerdoodles. Being inspired to get your drivers license. Where the hell is Sweet Baby James? Craig Killborn used to host the Daily Show. Another McDoanlds hot coffee th...

Wellness trends are constantly changing. It seems like anyone with an instagram account who knows some buzz words can claim to know the key to health. What is actually helpful and what is a straight up lie?  Peabody & Emmy Award-winning journalist Jane Marie from The Dream answers our questions about wellness industry scams, health & nutrition coaches, juice cleanses, and supplements....

VOICEMAILS: Nightmares from the Brave Little Toaster, Stacy the ghost, Annie are you okay CPR connection, bounty hunter/driving instructor, walking by 3 murderers, why does Hillary have hot sauce in her bag, grocery store paying for school, never recognize people while lucid dreaming.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show...

Where did Velveeta cheese come from? Why does it melt unlike other cheeses? And why on earth was it considered a superfood in the 1930s? Also, the vintage Kraft recipes aimed towards housewives are deranged.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

VOICEMAILS: School bus “hijacking” story. Recurring Taco Bell dream. An insane discovery on a boat tour in Costa Rica. A scary night of dog sitting. An official statement from Maria about cannibalism. Bjork’s stalker.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

In 1996, Proctor & Gamble launched an artificial fat substitute called Olestra that promised we could eat all of our favorite junk with none of the calories. There was just one problem: it caused anal leakage.  Also, the reviews for sugar free gummy bears are incredible, a listener story of an unfortunate side effect from a sugar substitute, and it turns out the Nestle company isn’t very...

EMAILS: A poem from Bigfoot to us.  VOICEMAILS: Drivers ed teacher going to Arby’s. Pop or Soda? Passing driving test cuz ur Italian. Pibb Xtra. Coke Move. Pepsi owns fast food restaurants. An unsuccessful Digornio change. Starry.  Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers . Hosted on Aca...

In 1994, a woman become famous for suing McDonald’s because she spilled hot coffee on herself. She became a punchline, and the narrative was that she was a scammer looking to make money from a frivolous lawsuit. But, the reality of the case is quite different. Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/web...

VOICEMAILS: Is Stitch a Puckwudgie? Push it real good! Cocky drivers never pass the test. Becky’s psychic visit. A voicemail too scary to play. The location of the real Area 51. Inconsequential middle school confession. The car curse lives on. Frances Perkins coincidence. Columbian hot dogs are confirmed delicious.   Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreo...

What happened to Wendy the Snapple lady and was the rumor about her cocaine habit true? Why does Ronald McDonald look so similar to Bozo the Clown? What’s the story behind the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and how are they responsible for Chris Pratt? What the heck is Hamburger University? We answer all these questions!   Webcrawlerspod@gmail.com 626-604-6262 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon /...