We Will Always Have

It's time to speak to the man who started this all. Marc Sebastian joined the Ultimate World Cruise for 18 days back in December and went MEGA VIRAL for his content. His experience onboard wasn't pleasant and we talk to him about how we are both feeling and share stories about both of our times on this ship.

Turns out we have made friends with the right passengers. They snuck us into the pinnacle lounge which we are absolutely not allowed to be in. I also talk about meeting Anthony and he came back to my room but Chrissy was there and not taking the hint to leave us alone.

Today was an amazing day. I woke up to a very suggestive note under my door. We also meet a beautiful couple who let us into their $362K room. We had a tour and got to have a brilliant time with them.

Today the seas have been rough as we sail pass a cyclone. Im feeling every bump! I have been in my room all day. Chrissy has saved this episode by finding out some incredible pieces of information.

It's been an emotional 24 hours and the tiredness as well as over stimulation has taken its toll. The aircon is killing me and I'm trying hard to be social. I also discovered during this recording session a very very juicy bit of hook up drama, I might be getting lucky?

I got into a lift where a little argument broke out and it was so awkward. Plus my balcony neighbour spoke to me about my impromptu recorder performance at 10pm playing the theme from the Titanic.

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA! We meet Deets (Adita) mother of the ship. She told us the low down on all the goings on and we met some segmenters who were thinking of leaving.

After a rough night I got up to have my first full sea day. I was extremely tired but was told some amazing goss as well as Chrissy trying to get tender tickets!

I checked in today to get onboard the Ultimate World Cruise. It was an ordeal Also I’m so sick. The sea is so choppy. I almost threw up on everyone at dinner.

In two days I get on board the Ultimate World Cruise. Im on it for 16 nights. What is the Ultimate World Cruise? Why am I getting on it? What is going to be happening in this series?

Well the time has come, after all the HR complaints the straw has finally broken the camels back and my time at LiSTNR has come to an end.  But does this change much? NOPE - In fact more drama is unfolding now more than ever.   You can still listen to the pod on Patreon which I've linked below... the chaos will continue (just without producer Nat) LINKS. Link to new home of the podc...

Yep the 2023 Word Of The Year has been announced and I've never been more confused in my life.  I run through a list of things that have been found in peoples colons (ew), apparently Producer Nat thinks she's found the 'New Noosa'  AND we go through the last WEEK ON THE WEB SHEET from last year! Turns out there was some pretty funny memories from last season.  LINKS. Link to my shop...

A lot is happening in this episode... Not only do a record some more of my CRAZY dreams but we also play another round of 'Porn Parodies' and its just as rogue as last weeks. I also pass along  a Netflix recommendation, 'Ghost Train Murders', will leave chills up your spine! AND I have a little rage outburst (shock) about one thing that people do in the airport that sends me over the edge.&nb...

This weeks episode we probably play the funnest game of the season - Porn Parodies and the best part? you can play along too!  I also play another round of 'Normal or Nah' from my good friends Toni & Ryan.  And it wouldn't be the end of the year if we didn't have a look at Producer Nat's 'Week On The Web' sheet - what will we learn today? Something stupid probably. LINKS. Listen to m...

Ok so this is the episode where I think I find out Im colour blind ... I stand by my answer. THESE. CROCS. ARE. YELLOW!  Producer Nat shares a sex confession which leads us into a fun game we like to call 'Guess The Porn Parody'. Also an article shares all the things you should have had growing up if you were raised  middle class in Australia ... turns  LINKS. Link to my shop here,...

Yep a man has kidnapped a scientist in order to find a solution to his dog ageing. Only in Florida hey!  I've also been receiving so many spam emails, and they're as explicit as you'd expect.  I also read out some Kinky Questions in a new card game i found! Let the kinky Konversations begin.  LINKS. Link to my shop here, www.fkoffshop.com/ Follow @christianhull on Instagram &nb...

Yep, You heard correctly, a living fly was found inside someone during a routine colonoscopy.  I share some audio of my dad having breakfast aka the loudest person on the planet, i share my biggest secret yet as a part of the Secret Witness Project which you have to hear about.  AND i've done it again, Ive accidentally uploaded nude - but who received them you ask? You'll have to listen...

So I was invited on set to feature in a new movie, 'Ride Like A Girl' and I may or may not have accidentally offended one of the actors, which also... happened to be Sam Neill.  Last Stop Larriamh has been trending on Netflix for the last few weeks, and I've managed to track down someone who worked in the pub that made the town famous.  ALSO I've been recoding my dreams when I wake up, y...

I have scarred an employee once again, poor Trudy will never go into my house willingly again. I should really stop giving out my house keys. I also dined in a new restaurant that has you hanging off the side of a building, and theres only one way down - yes i scream like a small child. I have a Hoodies update for you AND i'm officially a daddy! (Well.. A God-Daddy).  LINKS. For your chance t...

Producer Nat has disclosed her recent dating "icks" I think she's being ridiculous - but you be the judge! I also share the most horrific stories circulating the internet at the moment. Their credibility is questionable but their shock value is level 100. AND, I share my recent experience at a nude beach (and yes I recorded the whole thing). LINKS. For your chance to win $100, tell me what you thi...

Yep, it finally happened - my old colleagues Carrie & Tommy from the HIT Network found my only fans and now have invited me to discuss said topic on live radio. this is how it went.  I also do some unboxing from WISH, I shout out some beautiful Patreon members, Producer Nat has lost it over puppies in the office AND how these guys scammed UberEats out of millions ... Im listening.  I...

Is it an addiction or a fun recreational activity - we finally get to the bottom of my porn habits. I also pose some pretty philosophical questions - why does diet coke taste better in a can than a bottle &  would you open a packet of chips at the grocery store before paying? I tackle the real deep stuff this week.  AND I recall a traumatic turbulence experience on a recent flight, b...

*Trigger warning: Domestic Violence and Coercive Control* A Mum, Nurse, Public Speaker, Survivor of abuse and coercive control and now and campaigner for those going through similar circumstances - Fiona Judd is an inspiration. But it was receiving a bag from 'Share The Dignity' that she found hope. An amazing campaign and an amazing charity - here's how you can get involved.  LINKS . Share T...

The age old question (no, not the chicken or the egg). Is it milk or Milo first? I'm very passionate about my preference.  I share a new sexcapade! Involving a saucy hotel room and while we are on the topic of sexy stuff I also share a sex toy update!  AND a new app that's meant to help connection and relationships, but will it work on Producer Nat and I? We might be beyond help. LINKS ....

The collaboration you're simply not ready for... Luke & Sassy Scott vs. Christian Hull. Just when you thought this podcast couldn't get any more chaotic.  The boys join me for a chat to discuss what it's like working with a sibling and how the HECK they not only ended up at the Osbourne's house but also ... in their family group chat.  I also got in contact with their dad to ask some...