We Serve Droids

We chat about the first episode of Star Wars visions. Which Kurosawa movie is this? Was A New Hope playing on the Hill Valley Clock Tower? What exactly is Sebulba driving? And, whom would Mr T voice? I pity the fool that don’t listen to this episode.

We watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death’s sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious’s kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen.

We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and From Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster’s midichlorian count? All this and … Continue reading Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Younglings →

We watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen!

After figuring out which Star Wars characters we’d send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride. These guys have testicles on their head.

We play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant.

Maz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke’s hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next?

We look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan’s normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We’ll all … Continue reading Bar Wars →

After wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy?  Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke?

After an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what’s the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work?  What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market … Continue reading Mando Unmasked (Mando Ch. 15) →

We chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What’s up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett’s armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what’s the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet. This episode is the dankest farrik yet.

We take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars? WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the … Continue reading Minor Imperials →

Mando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode.

First, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn’t option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil’s Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the … Continue reading Why Was There a Weasel? (Mando Ch. 12) →

What’s the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer.

Chris tries to stump Scott on What’s a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We’ll crash this episode into the ground before we let ourselves be captured!

Will the alien from Alien eat Baby Yoda? Will Baby Yoda eat all the eat all eggs? Are Jawas Amish, and who is the Frog Lady’s husband? All this and more on an episode that goes down like a slimy egg or three.

First we figure out who would place bounties on some of our favorite characters, then we take a long look at Mando Ch. 9. What eats that guy left hanging? How off the grid is Mos Pelgo? Are there sideways sarlacc holes? 

We ask and answer the best “What if?”s of  Star Wars. What if the death star had not blown up? What if Luke had stayed on Dagobah? What if Han Solo had been pooped out of the sarlacc? What if you listened to this episode right now?

We are joined by Pat and Charles from Converswations to talk about Star Wars toys and, of course, play a game. Are deathsticks PEGs? Does the Gorax have diabeetus? WTF happened with this Poe action figure? And, did we invent Daniel Day Lobot? Visit https://converswations.com/

We discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What’s the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot’s head? Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault … Continue reading Stuff of Star Wars →

Who flushed the Slave I down the toilet? What does black smoke coming out of Cloud City mean? Are puffy shirts a status symbol? We learn who has the Glengarry leads to catch the Falcon, and what it takes it for Lobot to feel anything. Would you join us for a little We Serve Droids? … Continue reading Still Striking Back →

After pitching Star Wars promotional products we take a look at the first half Empire Strikes Back? Is Gen. Rieeken addicted to the big board? How long does R2 wait in the rain outside Yoda’s hut? What droid is most like Hitler’s German Shepherd? This episode freezes WAY before the first marker!

We fantasy draft Star Wars characters to make the best Scooby Doo team, then we look at the best things in the sequel trilogy. What’s the best action sequence? What’s the best line? Who put whitewall tires on the TIE Fighers? Are all monkeys fascists? What do A Tribe Called Quest and Pasaana have in … Continue reading Best of the Sequel Trilogy →

We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are … Continue reading Mandalorian Mop-Up (Mando Ch. 8/Season 1) →