We Rate Queerbait

We watched House MD, a show which proves that we will always be haunted by the presence of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of our lives. With special guest Scott ( Tumblr | Twitch )! Everyone in this show is so toxic, and frankly it's pretty entertaining. Next week, we’re watching Blazing Saddles! A funny movie with two bestest frontier friends and a whole lot of slurs. Gon x Will x Hunting / We Rate...

We read Hunters Unlucky by Abigail Hilton, a book about how all the characters all have a breeding kink so bad it literally causes a war. We're getting cancelled for this one folks, because we love the big gay war criminal cat, and the cullings he does on a rival species. In his defense and ours, those guys suck shit big time. Next week, we’re watching House MD. A funny workplace comedy about the...

We watched Sk8 the Infinity, a show which makes the bold claim that ollies are for the homosexuals. Two boys meet, and bond over their love of skateboarding, and it's all downhill from there (because you see there are downhill races that are largely centered in the conflicts of the story). Next week, we’re reading Hunters Unlucky, a book about a gay war criminal who can't read. Gon x Will x Huntin...

We watched JJ Abram's masterpiece, Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. Truly Reylo is one of the all-time great love stories. Like that one that Shakespeare did. They'e callin' JJ the Shakespeare for straights. May the forced heterosexual tension be with you. Gon x Will x Hunting / We Rate Queerbait Discord Server  |  We Rate Queerbait Tumblr Devon’s Twitter  |  Devon’...

We watched Wednesday. And boy I sure wish we didn't. (that's not true I love to get mad) They really went and made a show where the lead has zero chemistry with any of the other characters. Arguably, there's not even a central shippable couple. Also it's homophobic. Next week, We’re watching the Sk8 the Infinity. The App Monsters of skateboarding. Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 2, 7, 10, 11, a...

We watched App Monsters. It was a show. What if a nerd and a jock fell in love? What if they kept having dramatic conversations about their feelings for each other in the most romantic lighting of all time? What if one of them is headed for a major heel turn? Next week, We’re watching the Netflix show Wednesday. A show which dares to ask the question 'what if none of these characters had any damn...

We watched Sabikui Bisco, a show about a big crab. Grab your bow, your quiver, and your cute twink boyfriend, and come cause some trouble with us in this postapocalyptic series. ikd about y'all but I'm feeling hungey for mushrooms. Next week, We’re watching Digimon Universe: App Monsters, an anime which has been described by me as "the most 2016 anime of all time". Recommended viewing is episodes...

We watched Jeniffer's Body, a movie about teens growing up and dealing with confusing and ambiguous feelings for each other, but also there's demons and jokes. Did you know anything about this movie? Did you know it's funny ? I didn't know, but I'm glad I do now. Look at all these teens being the absolute worst. It's good. Next week, We’re watching Sabikui Bisco, a show about mushrooms and boys wh...

EDIT: Fixed playback speed issue. We watched Serial Experiments Lain, a show which explores many complex philosophical themes, such as 'what if god didn't want you to touch a boob.' This is a big-time Show That Turns You Trans, and we discuss the unintentional, and dubiously intentional, queer themes and characters. Next week, We’re watching Jennifer's Body, a movie which teleported us all directl...

We watched the Movie of All Time, Dark Side of Dimensions, starring the Man of All Time, Seto Kaiba. Finally we explore the origin of 'DSODing yourself'. You have to watch DSOD in order to understand Sonic X, and you have to watch Serial Experiments Lain in order to understand DSOD. These are the facts you can only get from We Rate Queerbait. Next week, We're watching Serial Experiments Lain! Reco...

We watched the essential mid-aughts anime goth text, Death Note! Is the tension of suspecting your coworker's son to be a serial killer homoerotic? Obviously yes! Next time, we’re discussing Yu-gi-oh! the Dark Side of Dimensions. Gon x Will x Hunting / We Rate Queerbait Discord Server | We Rate Queerbait Tumblr Devon’s Twitter  |  Devon’s Tumblr  |  The Sonic Shuffle Skye’s Twi...

We watched Carol & Tuesday! And made the rare case for them actually just being friends. It's an aroace agenda episode! This series kinda slaps. It's got friendship, explosions, weirdos, robots, estrogen air that kills you, and some good fuckin music. We had a good time! Next time, we’re discussing Death Note. Git's a doozy, so get ready y'all. Recommended viewing is episodes 2, 10, 14, 18, 24...

We watched Gankutsuou - The Count of Monte Cristo, A show that sure Looks Like That. We finally met the Man Who Is Unable To See Red Flags, and his name is Albert. He is deeply in love with his evil vampire boyfriend, but also we're not entirely sure if homosexuality exists in this work of fiction. Next time, we’re discussing Carol & Tuesday! Recommended viewing is episodes 5, 7, 12, and 18, w...

We watched Ocean's Eight, a movie about girls who are winning. There's nothing quite as romantic as teaming up with your old partner to assemble a team of experts and professionals to steal some expensive rocks. Next time, we’re discussing Gankutsuou - The Count of Monte Cristo, an anime that bravely asks the question: what if a space vampire show looked like shit?. Recommended viewing is episodes...

We watched Sonic X with guest and Sonic expert, Dan ! Can you be asexual and swaggy at the same time? Can you have a surplus of Boyfriend Points even when you're eternally single? Can you be at the center of a polycule when you've never thought about kissing in your entire life??? I mean, yeah, probably. The X in Sonic X is the shipping X. This series is pretty funny. Next time, we’re discussing O...

We watched Ranking of Kings, a show which bravely asks the question: what if two little guys held hands?? We get to see Boji and Kage go from acquaintances, to gay best friends, to essentially domestic partners, and you know what? It's good. Next time, we’re discussing Sonic X! Recommended viewing is episodes 49-52, and the scene from 53 starting at 21:00. For extra credit, watch 11, 21, 26, and 4...

We read Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and discussed the iconic ship, Wolfstar. What if a book let you have two different fursonas? That would be pretty neat I bet. But not as neat as a book about a group of friends turning into their fursonas and hanging out. Next time, we're discussing Ranking of Kings! Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 2, 7, and 23. Devon’s Twitter  |  Dev...

We watched episodes 1, 2, 5, and 6 of the hit anime, Kemono Friends! What happens when the only girl with a braincell goes on an adventure with her dumbass friend? Things get pretty gay, it turns out! Next time, we will be discussing the Wolfstar ship from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! A series from an author who has famously never been homophobic (false). Devon’s Twitter  | ...

We watched The Prestige, and explored some very interesting and creative ways for two guys to make each other mad. Hating someone is kind of like being in love, right? Close enough??? We learn what would happen if a guy were two guys, and just how far some people will go to avoid living with themselves. Next episode, we're watching the hit anime Kemonon Friends season 1! Suggested viewing is episo...

We watched Sherlock, and it made us so gd mad. Has any television show hated its audience as much as Sherlock? Has any show said 'not gay' so many times per capita? Does Steven Moffat hate asexuals? We answer all of this and more. Next week, we'll be discussing the Christopher Nolan film, The Prestige. Devon’s Twitter  |  Devon’s Tumblr  |  The Sonic Shuffle Skye’s Twitter &nbs...

We read and discuss Mouse Guard vol. 3: The Black Axe. Is The Black Axe actually queerbait? Does anyone actually ship Conrad and Celanawe? Do these two terrible gay mice even have a chance to make it work????? I think we answer all of these questions with precise and scientific accuracy. Next episode, we will be discussing the the absolutely rancid and horrible show of the BBC's Sherlock. Suggeste...

The watchlist for this episode can be found here . Check it out to see all of the episodes and clips we will be discussing. We explore one of the foundational texts of modern anime queerbaiting. Delve with us into the depths of Sasunaru Hell. Next episode, we will be discussing Mouse Guard vol. 3: The Black Axe! Devon’s Twitter  |  Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle Skye’s Twitter  ...

Welcome to our new show! This is We Rate Queerbait - A Show About Best Bros and Gal Pals, where we explore the blurry line between homie and homo. This episode serves as an intro to the series, where we explain our highly-scientific rating system, and discuss the first property we will be covering! The watchlist for the first episode can be found here . Check it out to see all of the episodes and...