We Only Do One Take Podcast

Turch is angry about universally accepted price gauging, the whiskey pedo joke and selling stuff online. Kieran reviews the new Top Gun film without mentioning the leg room. And the boys learn about the Fat Spectrum on The Fat Lip podcast. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes- https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/id13325...

The long awaited episode 184 is a cracker! The council wants to ban the 3am kebab! Microplastics are in our bodies and Canada makes the moon illegal!

Turch and Kieran vote to save Australia. Bathroom stall doors that open inwards. A film review. And watching fat women complain about travel. All this and more!

Turch admits he is not tall, a women falls in a toilet and Kieran wants Turch’s mum to iron his clothes!

In this week’s episode, Kieran and Turch find out who has the biggest penis! The art world is a scam, and one of our listeners is very disappointed with Kieran.

Holy crap we have international rapper, app developer and Australian icon, Your Boi Bangz on the show! We talk about his music, his new app and all the fun stuff that has happened to him over his 12+ year career! Check him out at http://chickichick.com/

Kieran is back flying, but forgot how to do it. Turch hates the Grammys And bad similes All this and more on this week’s episode!

Dan from AMR Barre Talk is on the show! Turch talks about black on black violence Kieran wears kid’s jeans And Dan loves his local facebook group. All this and more!

This week we have Teresa from Bad Poets Society on the show! Teresa brings in some terrible lyrics. Kieran informs us that the number of chips in the bag is being reduced And Turch is angry at the Socceroos. Check out Bad Poets Society at @BadPoetsPod on Twitter

Turch is angry at everything Kieran can’t get a lift to the airport. And we review The Biggest problem in the Universe Podcast.

Turch is angry at the cost of funerals and boomer traditions. Kieran takes a critical race theory test. And some shitty music from around the world.

Turch got married, in November in secret. The story gets told. Kieran gets COVID. Plus a story about the holocaust. All this and more!

Turch thinks Neil Young is retarded. The r/antiwork movement makes Kieran laugh. And the Great Honkening.

Turch and Kieran write jokes. Our podcast is better than Meghan and Harry’s. Kieran can’t find parking. All this and more.

Kieran organises the best buck’s night, but strippers are missing tits. Turch is angry at Covid because it is destroying the environment. And we uncover a government psyop. All this and more.

Holy crap we are back fully of Christmas food, stories and in need of a nap. Pumped for a new year of podcasts.

The Xmas Special is proudly brought to you by Kieran spilling a beer and tearing his pants!

Something we have never done; a music special! This week we have our long-time friend, the Librarian, on the show. Turch hates modern film scores. And the Librarian defends terrible albums by David Bowie, Rage Against the Machine and Weezer. And Kieran is both country and western. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodcast • iTunes-...

In this weeks episode, we rant about products with no charging unit and delivery people. Turch educates Kieran about itakian culture and porn star Siri is angry people don't care about the person behind the porn star.

This week’s special guest, Tim (moth2flame on instagram) is an artist and freedom fighter. He is here to tell us about his experience in the latest Melbourne protests. Plus Turch hates Netflix again. And Kieran brings in stupid news. All this and more!

Terrible ads all around. And stupid news.

This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! Stevie Wonder can see, Disney is covering up Walt being frozen and Turch stumbles across The Finders Kieran is the news babe for the show. All this and more.

This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, where did the phrase conspiracy theory come from? Is that a conspiracy? Kieran takes us through the porn hub stats. And Turch hates web based applications.

This month we are going through the worst conspiracy theories! This week, Helen Keller, it was all faked. Kieran has a special surprise for the show. All this and more!

Turch complains about Vegans appropriating carnivore words. Kieran learns to shower. And the boys listen to the Libs of TikTok. All this and more!