We Needed This

On this episode the boys discuss: The Black Swan in IMAX. The uvula. Mature adults. Elaine Benes. Weapons. Scheduling issues. AVA MAX! Pretzels. Ticks. Busted Queen's brand of low-impact drag. Having opinions. Gel. Tourette's. And finally, what we needed this week. 

On this week's episode, the boys' pussies pop! Also discussed: Open sores. Family-branded food items. Sushi. Fire Island landowners. Chris Parnell. Busted Queen and the ATM. Shawn Mendes. Lobster rolls, Pitbull, and finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss Liquid Death. Also covered: Blaissez-Faire. Corinne del Bean. Living with another culture. Burning dinner. WEAPONS (2025). Our big fat slits. Far East Movement. LFMAO. U.S. Americans. An amazing special guest. Kirkland liquors. Sweden. Big movie years and boot licking issues. Robert McKee. Mouthwash abuse. Whatever's fresh. Heartburn. Gorgeous burgers. The...

In this episode, the boys discuss shuffleboard. Also covered: Boules. How clowns relax.   Sweating. Profuse sweating. The weak Yen. Clown school. Summer blockbusters. Boy Beach and beaver nuggets. DINCs and NIMBYs. Queer magic. NYC earthquake. Fishy fish and table grapes. And finally, what we needed this week.

In this (on this?) episode, the boys (and the A/C in the background) discuss… go-go dancers doing voice-to-text and journaling. Taking a rickshaw to Ronkonkoma. Jurassic Park in filthy 4DX. Let's Get Departed. Louisana. Provincetown. Janitorial engineers. Gift card fraud. Schemartism. Legal Seafood. Corked oysters. Crusty bread. Slurpin'. Christie Bread. Daughter and coin. Coney Island. Paul's Dau...

On this week's episode, the boys say something. Also: Freedom, friends, party, and maiming. Josh leaving for Clown School. The French constantly striking and our needing to emulate their book de play. Being a buffone. Next Gen NYC. Meredith Marks DJing in Times Square. Turning tables and rewriting history. Hannukah Party. Banana Republic's Ruth Bader Ginsburg collection. Some of the yelluh. Pocket...

On this episode, the boys discuss cross-eyed nipples. Adolphus. Getting drag pilled. Having tenement museum at home. Con Body being NOT okay! Having a short block. Best In Show. 16 Handles. Miss Incontinental. Getting your hand re-juved. Addison Rae on top, crypt keeper on the bottom. Tater Tots. F1 starring Tarn Pitt.   The perfect time of day. Post-crabmeat, Pre-Covid. Corbin-19. The Comeback. P...

This week, the boys discuss being spread eagle and its impact on the numbers. Also covered: $3 coffee. A dish worth driving to. A cart of boxes of joe. Being a bit light in the wallet (and the loafers.) Matto v. Latto and Latto being the new Weird Al Yankovic. Creative container studio. Top 5 chocolates. No product placement in Mission Impossible. The new Sex and the City. An amazing set of bread....

On this week's episode, we discuss cool beanis. Followed by: The world's biggest bean. Biden's diagnosis. Shakespeare genderf*ck. Wheelchair robberies. Rhodes scholarship. Summer blockbusters (again). Unlimited popcorn. Teen summer. Sin 'em. Ambulance. Plastic on teeth on plastic. Podcast topics such as Airports. Legumes. Peanits the dog.   Sharpei you stay. P and B needing to individuate. The ide...

In the Season 2 premier, Josh has crabs. The b*ys also discuss: Lancome. Sea monkeys. Lovin' that mons pubis. Getting equine. Clipping it. Being on appeal (for legal reasons). Tongue popping with TMJ. Gaunt girl. "Going there." Algo bait. The topic of Christmas. Asking how your you is doing. The royal "toys." Josh going to clown school. Delia Delia. Bouffantism. Being haunted boots. Upcoming remot...

In the WE NEEDED THIS season 1 finale, Josh and Najee discuss the clap. Najee's new top. The Junction. Accent mode. Tennis elbow. Shoe size. Club Foot and the shores of triple E. Does the Carthage match the drapes? Gettin' Qaddafi. Muslim burials. So fly like a G7. Seal Team G6 and feeling slizzard. Movies going in one eye and out the other. Josh's year and a half long interview process with the n...

Stimming with high arches. Spinning in place. Scalding hot sips. Parker Posey. Eating an egg-based dish. Najee's dead mom. Sutton Stracke.   Amazon Echo and the imposition of structure on the pod. Being on time for once. Deviated septum and breathing problems. The "modern orthodox" accent.   Looking for a stamp in your own home and the reasures that may bring. Najee's handwriting. The paper from e...

Najee forgets how to do podcast. Being cord-forward. We address the couch in the room. Doja Cat's recent performance at the 2025 Academy Awards. Working a mantra to the very bone. Shopping with the intention of buying something. Telling a story with pillows. Ardor (once again). Labels out for the boys. Harassing a small business. Seeing Rebecca Black in a spread. Tonic colonics that hit harder tha...

CoStar (the app). Ardor. Josh being difficult to schedule with, his being a lying snake, his many homes and their decor. Heated mugs, heated toilet seats, and Najee's travel chisel. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake! DJ Podcast B2B DJ Chelsea Manning. Biden Bacchanal and Monica Lewinsky's comeback story. "Astro Pizza." Najee's stroke scare. Reading Braille with your cl*t. Tuck the Dog and animals havin...

Poncho lyfe! Josh is disgusting/covered in pretzel dust. When to tell someone you love them (hint: immediately). Lady Dadaism. MAGRITTE! Annoying vs. surreal vs. erotic. Stunnin'. Geordie Shore. Spilling the L-Theanine, caffeine, sea salt and water. Jitteriness. Robby Hoffman. My cavity! Tennis elbow, lefties dying earlier, and Josh getting repeatedly rejected from Survivor. Phelbotomist Trumpers...

Mexico. Ceramica. NBs, NIMBYs, and ponchos, ponchos, ponchos! Plus: the perfect amount of snowfall, traumatic brain injuries, the Golf Unit, and the debut of three new characters: Doorlean Precarious, Garlic Josh, and Carrie Choke Zero.

Thick calves. Heated mugs. Fire Island. Limerence. Facial sweating. GLP-1s. Israeli men at the Eagle. Monkeypox. Emotional spirals. Thick-legged childhoods. Anti-speech laws and long teeth. Wicked part one in two parts. Group sex and mustard couches. Yellow as the new pink. Beds-in-a-bag. FaceTime anxiety. Dead-eyed pissing. Antidepressant orgasms. You name it, we discuss it, as long as it's one o...