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We’re all exhausted from the Depp-Heard trial, so we say what we need to say, and then move on to another trainwreck-in-motion. Hilaria (née Hillary Thomas) Baldwin continues to exploit her kids and Jodie thinks she has a case of “the Munchies-by-proxy). Ay dios mio! Ramona spilled the beans when she received Teresa’s wedding invitation, and there aren’t better people this could happen to, oKAYy!...

**Sound issues are currently being investigated-apologies in advance!** We’re geeking out over the upcoming season of Seeking Sister Wife ! Does Garrick still “Miss. Bert.”? Will we see Colton spice things up with another angel food cake? We have summaries of the first few episodes and names of the five families on this season, and it all sounds real GUD. Plus, we say farewell to a few SNL cast me...

Amanda was Da Belle of Da Ball this weekend when she attended a theatrical masterpiece. Move over Broadway, Calgary has the very model of a modern Major General. There’s hot topics galore this week with the Heard vs Depp Trial (shout out to the awesome Emily D. Baker), Pete Davidson skipping out on SNL, the crazy metric system causing trouble again, and more! In the second half of this mega-sode,...

Hot off the press, Casey White & Vicky white were found in Indiana. They weren’t close enough to taste Gary’s tomatoes, but did Jodie see them at her Aldi? While you’re holding onto your quarter, start saving for Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza. It’s back baby, and Dolly Parton is staring in a TikTok exclusive musical! For real. That is actually happening. We also run down the latest on Britney’s IG...

Amanda is quite literally high off of a surprise Cameo she received for her (belated) birthday. While her shock and delight wears off, we weigh in on the lewks from the Met Gala and share our thoughts on the Kardashians moving in on the Kennedys. After rolling our eyes over Lea Michele’s thirsty vagina, we get into a true crime & punishment hole. Blanc Chyna, Jen Shah, and Erika Jayne are not...

Look at us, throwing in some French words and references! It’s too bad that we found them in the sordid lives of Macron, Letourneau, and Depardieu. Je suis désolé (thanks, GoogleTranslate). But wait, there’s amour! Puns aside, we’re back to being the cynical bitches we are by narrowing in on the inconsistencies with J.Lo & Ben and Pete & Kim. It doesn’t add up and at least one of us is dow...

Jodie is coming in hot from reading celebrity gossip rags and has the latest on the downfall of Netflix and RHOP Ashley Darby’s divorce. Did Depp do the doo doo or did Amber Heard love bomb him with her love of literature and boots? Plus, we have the latest buzz around the next Aussie Bachelorette. Crikeys! Of course, we have to talk about the new couples on 90 Day Fiance . Bilal’s real prank is o...

We’re gearing up for our 2nd Annual 420 episode, and we’re positive it’ll be awesome! But first, it’s a week of finales and reunions, starting off with Netflix’s The Ultimatum . Is there a way to incorporate Survivor elements into this series? The tribe has spoken and we vote Vanessa Lachey off the island first. The 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days cast found itself on the wrong side of history t...

Jodie surprises Amanda with her recent binge of the new Netflix series, “The Ultimatum”. Vanessa Lachey is obviously the worst part of the show, but if you’re watching (which you MUST), get in here and let’s talk about it! SPOILERS FOR EPS 1-3 (skip to 30:00min if you don’t want to know). We dive into the 90 Day Fiance Finale & Tell All Part 1 (30:00min) , and it did not disappoint! Gino is dr...

Move over Real World Seattle, Will Smith’s slap got everyone talking about The Oscars this week. Was it staged? Did Chris Rock go too far? Was the bow placement on Amy Schumer’s dress to blame? Well, there’s plenty of blame to go around on 90 Day Fiance . Ben is mucho confuso over Mahogany’s acting chops, and Mike thinks he owns Ximena’s Lightning McQueen bedroom set. Both men subscribe to the “st...

Happy Birthday, Amanda! It’s time to open some nifty gifties and share the news of your new obsession: the Real Housewives of Orange County ! Bebe’s caught up to speed on the Dubrows, Shannon’s wacky Spanx bit, and the disastrous past, present, and future of Noella. Let us know where you fall on Napkin-Gate, mmkay? We gotta talk about this week’s “private concert” on 90 Day Fiance . Little did we...

First up, we’re heading to Harold’s room where Mike and Ximena planted the seeds of years of therapy, not to mention Mike’s own se- well, you get the hint. Unlike Mike. 90 Day Fiance surely balanced things out with a wholesome love story, however. God brings elder man to oasis in the desert with barely-legal woman child. Man implores God to speak to her through prayer, prose, and paragraphs of tex...

It’s a potpourri of TV this week! Amanda sings the praises of Netflix’s The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window and convinces Jodie to give it a binge this weekend. Even though we don’t manage to come up with a stellar sales pitch, HBO’s Somebody, Somewhere hit us in the heart strings. Bridget Everett is a goddess who knocks it out of the park as a relatable gal who’s...

The finale of Netflix’s Love is Blind did not disappoint. SPOILERS INCLUDED so make sure you’re caught up before listening! Next week is the Reunion, and we can’t wait to see some updates. Over on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, Gino and Jasmine can get a room FAR AWAY from the rest of the planet as far as we’re concerned. After all that screaming and yelling, she took him back and now we have...

We are pumped to have Jen from Real Housewives Recaps join us today! She’s basically an encyclopedia for all things Sex and The City and And Just Like That , so we go deep into the contrast of these series. Would you rather drink cherries in your tea with wee little Aleksander, or be stuck in a room writing sketch comedy with Che? What if poetry and a dance in the park were involved? ..shiver… *SP...

A huge thank you to Jen at Real Housewives Recaps on YouTube for shouting us out and filling in the gaps on And Just Like That ! We hope our Oscar Nomination predictions are just as entertaining for you because we’re clearly insiders with some hot takes. Speaking of HOT, how about that Netflix Tinder Swindler ? Just kidding, he’s a little man who’s clearly compensating because little. Twee. Slight...

We’re starting with a bang this week as some breaking news comes in for a few of our Housewives. It’s not looking good for Erika Girardi or Jen Shah, but Mary surprises us all with her employment status. Speaking of people hiding things (allegedly!), Gino is in deep trouble on 90 Day Fiance . We have the receipts and “the text" in case you missed all the hot goss spreading as quickly as Kimberly’s...

Happy Friday! It’s been a long week, and we’re thrilled to kick back and shoot the sh!t about our favorite shows right now. HBO’s The Other Two is at the top of the list, while Yellowjackets is at a close second. Or is it? Just please don’t make us remember to press the button in the hatch and worry about Walt’s Golden Retriever.  To be clear, And Just Like That doesn’t make the cut (again) this w...

Jodie is buzzing over the season finale of Yellowjackets , while Amanda is steaming over the previews of next week’s Sister Wives . Perhaps we can ask Lottie to take a walk with Robyn and Kody? Or is that against THE PROTOCOLS? We had to check in with And Just Like That because apparently we like making ourselves miserable; not as miserable as Steve, though. What a loser, being happy with his life...

Let’s discuss the finger in the room, mmkay? And Just Like That continues to show-not-tell yet again, but are we still watching Steve be dumbed down over pickles? Yes. Do we allow Miranda to act out our middle school diaries?  Of course. Do we like Che Diaz now? Never. You know what we DO like, though? 90 Day Fiance ! Before the 90 Days is the breath of fresh the franchise desperately needed. It’s...

And Just Like That, we’re back! Amanda has been doing extensive research in the field of 90 Day Fiance Studies. Is Danielle a protagonist or antagonist? Does Mohammed deserve to punished more than Tom in the tweet Jodie made? Will we ever see Big PrED get cancelled? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, we’re talking about the couples in the latest Before the 90 Days . Leave us a 5-Star Review...

A New Year's Nifty Gifty! Today we are teaming up with the one and only justine from The Shore Store podcast to give you a NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE! We put it to a vote and it was a resounding cry for this meager little pilot episode. No one knew what this show would be, but by gosh, Kody is working his best Guy Smiley energy to SELL THIS FAMILY TO AMERICA. Justine is a novice at this show, so of co...

Enjoy this FULL TIER 2+ BONUS EPISODE of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City because we love you all, Baby Gorgeouses. Merry Happy Holidays! Whenever we do a double, things get a little unhinged. Not as unhinged as Mary's closet, but close! Do you love Pho but also want a reason to hate it? Look for further than a pre-teen, in a $7000 leopard print fur coat, throwing shade at the cook who prepared i...

*Apologies for the audio difficulty... don't be an ass and leave a bad review, mmkay? There’s a new season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days , and it did not disappoint. We’ve got Baby Girl Kim, Corky St. Clair, Sidian from Seeking Sister Wife, and a whole cast of angels & demons. Mostly demons. Because everyone is talking about And Just Like That , we figured we might as well give it/them...

It’s clear where we stand on the Shah Shocker documentary, in that it’s not at all shocking. However, we are in two different camps with unintentional murderer Alec Baldwin. Did he pull the trigger? Does Clooney have a point? Have we forgotten that Hillary Baldwin is a grifter? Was Dave Coulier holding a woodchuck? Obviously, we get to the bottom of all this because we’re professionals. In brighte...