We Have Issues

Stevie Wildcard couldn't make it for this episode, so Anthony created an unpredictable Wildbot to replace him temporarily. Anthony and Stevie Wildbot discuss dating, having arguments with people in your head, and all sorts of nonsense!

In this episode, A Pimp Named Wildcard and Anthony get distracted by a hat and discuss what would happen if the world was going to end in 6 months

Anthony and Stephen pitch a Christmas horror movie, discuss various Christmasy things, and talk about Spider-Man in a non-spoilery fashion! Merry Christmas!

In this episode, we discuss Rudolph's inevitable invitation into the X-men, what makes a Christmas movie, and figure out why people hate when Anthony is happy!

In this episode, we travel through time! We also discuss what it takes to make a successful cult, discuss Christmas music, and give a really incredible update about Deathless! Stick around to the end! Tell your people to subscribe and help us out!

This time, we get to hear Stevie Wildcard do a Jar Jar Binks impression, learn the definition of FUCCESS (why not successfail, guys? Ugh. It was right there), Anthony is sacrificed to ants, and we pitch a movie/comic idea that I think needs to be written and made by us immediately! This is mostly a fun episode, but there is a dark bit in the post credit scene that isn't for everyone. We discuss su...

In this episode, we discuss the busiest week of the year so far, fall into a Beetleborg tangent trap of our own devising, discuss Anthony's judgmental reactions to bird people, and love the Don't Make It Weird Podcast! Remember to subscribe! Steal your friend's phones and subscribe for them. Get on a dating app and swipe right on every single person and tell them to prove that they're human by sub...

In this episode, we discuss the response to our new book, pitch a Mariah Carey Halloween/Christmas movie, and perform a ridiculously funny and odd scammer/bot conversation that Anthony had on twitter.

In this episode, we are joined by the Mother of Murdercorns, J.S. Larmore aka Jax! We discuss the release of Play It Again, Jax's prolific author experience, Unicorns vs. Mermaids, Horror movies and the people who review them, and how to deal with criticism! Find Jax's books and blogs here: http://jslarmore.com/ Find Play It Again, the semi-autobiographical graphic novel musical here: https://www....

(The video improves after about 2 minutes, I had a technical issue and had to scramble to rerecord an intro! Sorry for the weird change!) In this episode, Anthony talks to the author Fanny T. Crispin about social media, the writing process, Anthony's drunken unprofessionalism, book babies, Fanny's first Halloween, and more! You can find all of Fanny's work at: www.fantcbooks.com Find her on Twitte...

Stephen throws a birthday party, and Anthony says terrible things in front of a pastor. We also discuss the movie Old, and the new Lost Boys remake!   Leave us a review and subscribe on youtube!

Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss Halloween, Were-Sharks, The Monster Mash, and a new kind of Power Rangers

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss seeing spooky things in the dark, Jack Skellington's heroic villainy, adults falling in public, and the juiciest of dumpers Subscribe now! We release new episodes every Wednesday and our first book will be out this year!!

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony celebrate 1 year of podcasting by talking about pigeons, stoic reactions to exciting events, generational abuse, and all sorts of nonsense! Subscribe now or Stephen will cut his hair! Okay, he won't...but you can imagine what it would be like if he did... Please subscribe!   Find us all on twitter: https://twitter.com/OstrichColonyCo https://twitter.com...

In this episode, we talk to the writer Elyse Russell, and discuss her hero/villain origin story, what makes comics special, Predator physiology, and finding a support system for creative endeavors! This was a fun conversation and we hope you'll all check out Elyse's writing soon! Find Elyse on Twitter!: https://twitter.com/ElyseRussell13 Find Elyse's writing!: https://hyphenpunk.com/fiction/sentie...

No copyright is intended for this episode. The song is a cover and all writing credit remains with the original artist Gerard McMahon. Additional video is owned by Cameo. In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss one of the greatest movies ever made! The Lost Boys! There is music, there is laughter, there's some coughing because Anthony is still struggling to recover from Covid! But, mo...

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony finish the art for this friggin graphic novel, and talk to their old friend Steve Urena about zombies, dating, zombie dating, Home Alone musicals, being catfished, and all sorts of fun nonsense! Check out Steve's new zombie romance horror comedy comic Zombie Date Night and back it here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/steveurena/zombie-date-night-a...

Holy Heck we made it to 40 without missing an episode! This time, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony talk about what scares them, discuss what it might take for Anthony to date again, reveal the incredible gift that Anthony was given, Celebrate ChicagoTonyV's 100th episode, and laugh a lot. Thank you all for supporting us over the last 40 weeks! I can't believe we've actually been doing it for this long,...

In this episode, Antoine Starpuncher and Stevie Wildcard discuss Atlantean Aliens, sexy Bigfoot, Sleep paralysis, reveal some weird secrets, and talk about the fact that Anthony was sent his first unsolicited dude nude. Find the Don't Make It Weird Podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpQL0LjA5xuVv_x3B5iVPIw Support us and get bonus episode and more at Patreon!: https://www.patreon.com/w...

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss Anthony's insanely fortuitous week of Rob Schrab gifts, getting revenge on children, potentially flirting with ghosts, and their amazing special guest that they somehow lined up through twitter! Subscribe, like, share, and such if you can! Everything helps! Thank you all for watching! Anthony talked about a podcast called Espooky Tales! You can...

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony discuss Mortal Kombat!, Anthony gets engaged to a bot, they pitch a series of Gnome related ideas, and I'm pretty sure they talk about The Lost Boys because it's basically their religion at this point. #MortalKombat REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE! Don't Make It Weird Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpQL0LjA5xuVv_x3B5iVPIw Find us!: https://www.facebook...

In this episode, Stephen and Anthony talk about adventures with scammers, finding old anniversary gifts, dealing with a messy room, and playground politics. Parenting is weird. https://www.facebook.com/groups/wehaveissuespodcast https://www.twitter.com/wehaveissuespod https://www.twitter.com/anthonylafauci https://www.twitter.com/ostrichcolonyco https://www.twitch.tv/wehaveissuespodcast

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony are visited by the absolutely wonderful Michelle Egan! We discuss the great war of emus vs. ostriches (Spoiler alert: Anthony can't say "emu"), we talk about scandalous children's books, laugh through a new Pitches Get Stitches segment, and try to decide if Stephen and Anthony would have sex with their evil counterparts. This one ran long because we wer...

In this episode, Stevie Wildcard and Anthony talk about culting up, the fact that their Kickstarter surpassed 500% funding, and what their plans are for episode 50. Anthony also gets needlessly dark and silly, so good luck! Buy our book and album here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wehaveissues/play-it-again-a-graphic-novella Find us here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wehaveissuespodcast...

In this episode, Stephen and Anthony are joined by Tina B. Awesome! aka Tina Wildcard, aka GenZina! We discuss Gen Z, making progress on the kickstarter project, working with a new vocalist, get a bit ridiculous, and answer a few questions from Paige on Twitter! Kickstarter campaign: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...​ Zoe's Music: https://zoemusic10.bandcamp.com/album/i-wish-you-were-here-e...