We Have Darkvision

Back in university, I (Kyle) moved into a place with 3 roommates. It was Myself, my friends Mark and Dave, and an 8 year old girl named Charlotte Brown who died in the early 1900s. So I'm pretty much an expert on ghosts already. But just in case you aren't an expert, here's a basic run down: Ghosts used to be alive, but now they're dead and they're gonna haunt you. Sounds scary right? Well don't w...

The Gang has asked Mr. Ocean to help guide them through the Abyss, in order to help them find the portal Bazorok used to gain access to Red Rock Fortress. Mr. Ocean listened to their plans and agreed to be their guide. The Gang leveled up with the help of Sef and they are joined by an Elven army as they make their second attempt to get to Red Rock. Last time they got captured by Hobgoblins. Let's...

Your wish has come true! We're finally doing the Genie episode! Oh, what's that? Your final wish wasn't for us to talk about these all powerful beings from the elemental planes? Well fine. Whatever. Genies don't really cast wishes anyway. I mean, they can grant wishes, but it's not really that big of a part of their lives. Aladdin really blew that part of out proportion. Also, genies very rarely l...

This is it. The moment we've all been waiting for. No, it's not the final leg of the campaign. Well, no. It is the final leg of the campaign, if you wanna get technical about it. But what we really meant is that we final find out who Sef really is. And then The Gang makes a plan as to how to beat the game, which I guess is the whole point of this. BUT SEF THOUGH! WHO IS HE? 

Gargoyles are pretty much exactly what you expect them to be. They are living stone creatures that hide on top of buildings and scare or hurt people that come to close to them. But they're not like the 90s Disney cartoon. In D&D, gargoyles aren't statues that come to life at night. It turns out Gargoyles the Creatures are completely separate from Gargoyles the Statues. So come listen to the ep...

Manual. They're big ol' rock boys. And if you've listened to the We Have Darkvision adventure podcast, you'll know that we love them. Lars is the best. So it's pretty obvious what are rating is for the Galeb Duhr, but what do you think? Are they friends or fiends? Come give the episode a listen, learn about the Rock and Roll rocks that roll and let us know if you agree with our rating.

This week, The Gang needs to decide how to finish cleaning up (ie. killing) the rest of the demons and goblinoid armies that are left outside the walls of Wolf Rock. Nubz does some magic, Kroy does some monk shit and Bort does an Elton John. Oh, and some unexpected allies show up.

This week Kyle and Alex look at the three types of fungi found in the Monster Manual. You might be thinking "but guys, they're just plants or whatever aren't they? How could this possible fill a whole episode?" Well, here's the thing. They're so much more than that. a) because fungi aren't plants anyway and b) these mushrooms are magic, but not in the fun psychedelic way. They're magic in the "oh...

The Gang is on the last leg of their individual missions. All that's left is for them to get back inside the walls of Wolf Rock. But first, Nubz has to decide what to do with the swarm of demons that have seemingly pledged their allegiance to her. Kroy has to navigate through no man's land while his stealth powers wear off and maybe deal with some traitors in the Demon camp? Bort still has no prob...

It's the final instalment of the Krondlin and Kroegerth mini arc, and boy oh boy is it a doozy. The boys need to pull off one final deception before being done with the town elders. Then, they meet The Cabbage Man on their way to the final battle. Will they be triumphant? Or will they succumb to the same fate that all evil characters in D&D eventually succumb to? Come join us to find out!

Well, we've got a bit of a bloodbath on our hands this week. Krondlin and Chadzarach of Kroegerth might have gotten a little over their heads trying to find Greasy Cordelia's pendant. But are they making progress, or just digging a bigger hole for themselves? Who knows? Come find out in Part 2 of The Adventures of Krondlin and Kroegerth!

We're taking a bit of a detour this week. Alex is busy studying for midterms, so rather than not releasing any episodes this week, Colin and Dave made some new characters and Kyle wrote a short adventure for us to play through. So come join Krondlin the Kobold and Prince Chadzarach of Kroegerth on their adventures through Stonevalley Creek.

Originally, Fomorians come from Irish Folklore. They were thought to be some of the first settlers in Ireland. And they were kind of bad guys. But not always? However, in D&D, it's a lot more clear cut. Fomorians are evil, ugly giants. And that's not just us being mean and judging creatures that don't live up to our own beauty standards. They are literally magically cursed to be as ugly as the...

The Gang finds themselves in the middle of pure chaos. It turns out that opening portals and banishing powerful Demon Captains back to the abyss really sets everyone else on edge. Bort, Kroy and Nubz each struggle to find their way back to Wolf Rock now that their mission is complete, but some of them have a much easier time than others. 

Flumphs are the friends we never knew we needed. But by golly, they might just be the most wonderful creatures in the monster manual. They live in the Underdark, but despite being surrounded by pure evil their whole lives, they're still floating balls of positivity. Oh, and they move by farting. We love Flumphs. So come learn about the best creature in the game, and then let us know what you think...

This week, Nubz gets to see just how powerful these demons really are and she does not like what she learns. Bort and Marblesnot have been cruising right along without any issues and try to keep their streak of luck going. Kroy, on the other hand, needs to save Tompkins from the clutches of hungry demons without setting off any alarms. Will they all get in position in time to coordinate their atta...

The Gang needs to hit three separate command posts simultaneously in order to break the siege. So naturally, The Gang decide to split the party. You know, because splitting up worked out so well for everyone last time they tried it. So, Kroy, Nubz and Bort the Grappler each meet up with their Goblin guides and navigate the enemy camps to varying degrees of success.

The Flameskull is one of those monsters that really don't need any sort of explanation as to what it is. It's name tells you what it is. A Flameskull is a skull, with flames on it. That's the gist of it. But they have the potential to be so much cooler than just a fiery head bone. So this week Kyle and Alex talk a little bit about that potential. But are Flameskulls friends or fiends? Give the epi...

This week, The Gang comes up with a plan to try and break the siege of Wolf Rock. It took a while to settle on it, and there were a lot of bad ideas along the way, but the important thing is they got there in the end. Also, Nubz solves the mystery of why TwoTime is so depressed and a few of The Gang's allies get some much needed power ups from a very powerful person.

The Gang has two days to kill before Marblesnot returns with news from the goblin camp outside the walls of Wolf Rock. What will they all do with their down time? Nubz suggests a training montage, Bort suggests using his intelligence to do research and Kroy just writes crummy propaganda for his worthless newspaper. It's a very productive two days!

Two heads are better than one... except for when those two heads kick off a sibling rivalry to rival all rivalries. Ettins are dirty, they are angry and they are big (like, really big. Like, an actual giant big). And, it turns out, these two headed Giant Orc cousins have a long history in our own world as well as in pop culture and D&D.So come learn about Ettins in this week's episode and then...

This week, The Gang decides to climb up The Wolf Rock again to find out what's going on up there. Turns out Sef might be far more important than they originally thought. Also, Bort starts a new career as an investigative journalist. He's not great at his job. Unless... he's really good at his job? We can't tell yet.

D&D loves spiders. Or maybe they just love to make us hate spiders? We can't be sure on their actual spider-pinions (that's "spider opinions" for the layman) but whatever the case, there sure are a lot of spider based creatures in the Monster Manual. And this week we add Ettercaps to the growing list of spider monsters. But are Ettercaps friends or fiends? Give the episode a listen and then le...

This week The Gang starts to decode some of Elhoryn's notes, furthering their investigation into the Wizard's involvement with the Demon Bazorok and the spreading Abyssal infection. They also meet another bunch of seagulls and smell some prawns, then Kroy and Marblesnot form a connection...kind of. Kroy also decides the army is being too secretive and hires a small child to find out what "the gove...

Empyreans might look a little bland but that's probably just because they are. However, there's some very cool aspects to them and we can easily imagine a dozen different ways to implement them into your campaign in interesting ways. The raw descriptions in the Monster Manual leave a lot to be desired, but they have so much more potential than is presented. So come give the episode a listen, and l...