We Hate Movies

Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England “If you’re going to meet Lucifer, you should clean up a little bit…” - Chris on Uncle Frank On this week’s episode, it’s our outrageous show from the U.K. where, on night two of our residency, we performed this wild We ❤️ Movies set on the fantastic horror classic, Hellraiser ! How great are all these practical effects? Who in...

“It’s like the Empire Strikes Back of Batman films…” - Andrew   On this week’s massive episode, we’re finally talking about one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, The Dark Knight ! How amazing was Heath in this? Could these fake Batman losers find some… employment in 2025? Would a drug dealer slinging Scarecrow’s Fear Toxin actually have repeat customers? Does the CGI on Two-Face hold up? Ho...

This is an extended preview of this month's Patreon-exclusive WHM episode on The Book of Henry! To access the full episode, click through here and sign up for Patreon today! “I hate how Henry talks to his mother, it sounds like he’s dating her” - Eric On this patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, we’re finally discussing one of the most requested titles in show history, The Book of Henry ! How terr...

Originally live-streamed Monday, November 3, 2025 On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the new one from Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia , starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbi, and Stavvy Baby! We're also checking in on that handful of dead meat children on IT: Welcome to Derry and giving our thoughts on the first two episodes . And, we'll go over the weekend box office, break do...

“It looks amazing.” - Eric on the production design On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies Month with a ridiculously silly discussion about Alfred Hitchcock’s masterful peeping tom thriller, Rear Window ! How gorgeous and meticulous is this set design? How hilarious is Raymond Burr’s dye job? How on earth is L.B. Jefferies ignoring Lisa’s advances this much, murderous neighbor or n...

This is an audio-only preview of our new video show, Scaredy Cats. You can watch the whole show (and get the full podcast cut as well) by clicking through and subscribing to the Craven Tier of our Patreon! On the maiden voyage of our new horror movie show, Scaredy Cats, we’re chatting about the total ass-kicker of a horror good time, Barbarian ! How quickly would any one of us drive across town li...

“The flute makes it good” - Chris, on the music the actors perform On this week’s episode, the 2025 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as we invite our buds, Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse from Dead Meat, to chat about the 2000, direct-to-video, horror sequel, Leprechaun in the Hood ! How hilarious are the first five minutes of this movie? Why didn’t the filmmakers realize they needed t...

“It’s kind of a ghost-Jurassic Park opening!” - Steve On this week’s episode, our 2025 Halloween Spooktacular continues as we dive into some early-aughts horror while chatting about the 2001 remake, Thir13en Ghosts ! First off, how incredibly stupid is this official title? Why did they need to give those ghosts dumb ghost names? What kind of sick person would actually be excited to live in a house...

“It’s a white-trash version of one of your favorite horror movies” - Andrew On this week’s episode, our Halloween horror movie marathon is just getting started as we chat about the 2007 Rob Zombie remake, Halloween ! Why are we taking an hour to get adult Michael back to Haddonfield? How great is younger Loomis’s hair? Couldn’t we have gotten a bit more Brad Dourif peppered throughout the picture?...

Originally live-streamed Monday, October 6, 2025 On this week's On-Screen Live, the gang is on-hand to sift through some entertainment news items, analyze the tepid weekend box office numbers, and dig up another gem of a Secret Movie™️, however the biggest goal of this week's show was to chat a blue streak about Paul Thomas Andersons's One Battle After Another, which takes up the majority of the e...

“Wearing a Yankees cap in a Stephen King story, you know this kid’s toast!” - Steve On this week’s episode, we’re kicking off our 2025 Halloween season with a wild episode discussing the Stephen King adaptation, Needful Things ! How amazing is J.T. Walsh in this film? Would you buy something from this old shopkeep? Does Ed Harris defeat the Devil just by yelling? How is that kid hucking apples thr...

“Everyone’s sweating like pigs and you can feel it” - Steve On this month’s terrifying We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re goofing on, and gushing over one of the all-time greats, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)! How incredible is the John Larroquette scroll narration? How much of this film’s soundtrack is taken up by people screaming? How horrific is that first hammer hit and the follow-up leg twitch?...

Originally live-streamed Monday, September 29, 2025 On this On-Screen Live special, Andrew, Chris & Eric are reporting back from their time spent at the 63rd New York Film Festival! They're sharing their thoughts on some of the films coming down the pike for the end of the year/early next, including new ones from: Kelly Reichardt ( The Mastermind , starring Josh O'Connor, Alana Haim, John Maga...

“Bury me at Flynn’s Arcade” - Steve On this week’s show, we’re finally talking about the landmark special effects movie/ride, Tron ! This is the film where a computer programmer, played by the handsome as all get-out Jeff Bridges, gets pulled into his own computer system and has to battle for the freedom of… accounting software? How incredible are the cinematic vibes here? Is it any surprise Bridg...

“Adrian Brody is too good of an actor to be in a B-movie like this.” - Andrew On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the outrageously late sequel, Predators ! This is the one where a bunch of strangers get dropped into a Predators’ hunting arena planet and have to survive being hunted by our beloved, be-dreadlocked alien warriors! But, why can’t we get subtitles on these guys so we can see s...

Our On-Screen Live coverage of the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival has Andrew, Eric & Chris breaking down new films from Gus Van Sant ( Dead Man's Wire ), Paul Greengrass ( The Lost Bus ), Alex Winter ( Adulthood ), James Vanderbilt ( Nuremberg ), Park Chan-wook ( No Other Choice ), Ben Wheatley ( Normal ), Benny Safdie ( The Smashing Machine ) & more! We're talking about some of...

“There’s so much door play in this movie!” - Chris On this week’s episode, we’re dipping into horror territory to revisit the film that got the haunted ball rolling, The Conjuring ! Before all the nuns and eerie doll spin-offs, Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga hit the screen with this solid entry in the possession genre that features a fun amount of hair dye, cool sideburns, Lili Taylor being throw...

“It weighs 250 pounds!” - Chris on Seagal’s huge jacket in this movie On the season 16 premiere of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the outrageous Steven Seagal directorial debut, On Deadly Ground! Having first talked about this way back at our first ever live show taping, we’re getting our eyes on this one again in-studio over ten years later to ask the important questions like: How long did...

“She comes out in a mech suit to fold the burritos…” - Eric on Ripley working at Chipotle [This extended preview is only a small portion of our great, hilarious episode covering this fantastic movie! To get access to the whole thing, click through to our Patreon and sign up today!] On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, which also happens to be the season 16 premiere of the show, we’re chatting about one o...

Originally Released October 3, 2019 [EDITOR'S NOTE: Odds are you have already heard this classic W❤️M on The Shining , however we did record a new intro for this one that contains some pretty exciting Patreon-related news! So be sure to check this out and have a great time revisiting a fan-fave WLM classic episode! And get ready, because WHM16 starts NEXT WEEK with a redux episode to beat the band...

Recorded December 4, 2024 at Laugh Boston - Boston, MA “Could I get some ‘directions’ over here?” - Eric On the final Summer Live episode this season, it’s our show from last year in Boston chatting about the rom-com classic, Pretty Woman! What kind of high society rich-guy party hires a close-up magic performer? Why did they write Julia’s character to act like a space alien? How about that McDLT...

Recorded July 18, 2025 at the Old Fire Station Theatre - Oxford, UK “I do think, every time you need to sing the title!” - Steve on Bond theme songs On this week’s Summer Live episode, it’s our piping-hot pod straight out of Oxford all about the second Daniel Craig Bond film, Quantum of Solace! Why did they think they needed to chase the Jason Bourne movies, thus altering the very DNA of this fran...

Recorded November 17, 2024 at Mississippi Studios - Portland, OR “He’s a man-monster, I’m sorry!” - Steve on Sloth On this week’s Summer Live episode, it’s our wild show from last year in the great city of Portland, Oregon where we were talking about local favorite and Dick Donner classic, The Goonies! How cool is that jailbreak sequence with all the fire and what-not? Was there an old lady more t...

This is just a small taste of our W❤️M episode on Casino Royale! To go all-in, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Unlock this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows and commentaries you can't get anywhere else! “If a dummy’s taking a fall, I’m clapping, I’m loving it!” - Eric on stunt work On this month’s W ❤️ M, we’re chatting about the fantastic flick that kicked off...

Recorded November 15, 2024 at Washington Hall - Seattle, Washington “Don Ameche definitely kicked the shit out of people in his prime!” - Andrew   On our first Summer Live episode of the season, it’s our raucous show from last year in Seattle where we talked all things Harry and the Hendersons! Why do they make little kid camouflage clothes? Are all the actors underselling how much Harry smells? H...