We Hate Movies

Finally— It's the return of the WHM Mail Bag! This month, the gang is reading letters about dads renting porno movies, people getting scared out of theaters playing horror films, incredibly selfish grandparents, fans ruining an actor's Thanksgiving Eve and more! PLUS: It's Tom Cruise in a hat! If you have any SPOOOOOOOOOOKY stories (or other weird, awkward, funny stories) you want read on the Octo...

On this week's episode, the gang tackles the confused, wrong-headed, obnoxious remake, The Stepford Wives ! With a film like this, being remade in the 21st century, why not attach some women to the writer/director roles, eh, Paramount? What does this film think it's trying to say? Why are we forced to think about Broderick's junk? And why. in. the. WORLD could they not decide between ROBOTS OR MIC...

On this month's all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS , the episode in question, "A Taste of Armageddon," originally aired February 23rd, 1967 and features the Enterprise pulling up on yet another—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access this full-length episode of The Nexus , head on over to our Patreo...

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the wretched, but enjoyable, sci-fi sequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem ! How could they not get any name actor to star— or even co-star!— in this film? Why are those kids just sitting there doing literally nothing when the pizza is delivered? How could they not showcase any more of the Predator home world? PLUS: Could embattled actor/wrassler/media su...

On this month's Animation Damnation , the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids ! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as— OOPS! The rest of this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, please have a visit over to our Patreon page ! Unlock Exclusive...

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the complete and total misfire that is Masterminds ! How much of the film features Patrick Stewart wearing a fake mustache? What's with this vague television business deal side plot? And how nuts is it that this best friend's serious nickname is K-Dawg? PLUS: Brad Whitford? Masterminds stars Patrick Stewart, Vincent Kartheiser, Brenda Fricker, Bradley "...

On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One ! Why is an entire society obsessed with—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full conversation about Ready Player One , head on over to our Patreon page ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.co...

On the season premiere of We Hate Movies , the guys kick things off with a Bedrock-bang as they chat about the insane live-action adaptation, The Flintstones ! Was John Goodman wearing any undies during filming? Did a movie about the Flintstones really need lynching? And what kind of script needs 35 writers? PLUS: Steven Spielrock taunts Gorge Lucas on the phone! The Flintstones stars John Goodman...

Recorded live at The Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD On the final Summer Vacation Live of 2018, it's a real WLM situation as the gang chats about the ridiculously entertaining Stallone vehicle, Cobra ! What was he thinking putting that newspaper inside a backyard grill like that? What childhood trauma led Cobretti to cut his frozen pizza with scissors? And is this the worst police sketch in fil...

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS , it's finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in "Space Seed"! Originally airing February 16th, 1967, this episode features Kirk being— OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full-length episode, check out our Patreon page ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://ww...

Recorded live at The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, WI On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang is chatting about the off-the-wall 1990's comic book adaptation, Tank Girl ! What's the deal with all the animated cut scenes? Why did they bother trying to sex-ify that delousing powder shower scene? And how dare they take an hour to introduce Ice-T?! PLUS: Look out for Batman's latest nemesi...

On this month's all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history:  Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan ! Why are both of these teachers so horny for... OOPS! This episode is only available to our subscribers. To access the full-length show, head on over to  our Patreon page  and subscribe! Unlock Exclusive Content!:...

Recorded live at City Winery in Chicago, IL On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the best worst fan film ever made, Jason X ! Why couldn't they film even one, single scene outside? How much money are these space scientists actually getting for crates of standard def DVDs? And how do all these people, 400 years in the future, know this much about Jason Voorhees? PLUS: Kane Hodd...

Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest. On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for free, The Emoji Movie ! How does time pass in the twisted Emoji realm known as, ugh, Textopolis? How come Sir Pooptrick Stewart didn't have a bigger rol...

On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo ! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as— OOPS! This episode is for our Patreon subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with countless hours...

On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon ! What's with this totally pointless Charlton Heston prologue? Why not just train astronauts to use a drill? And why does Rockhound need to be horny all the time? PLUS: Not even Frasier Crane coul...

On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one guy inappropriately flipping out a projector malfunction, and much, much more! PLUS: Welcome to the SPLISH SPLOSH! WHM Mail Bag is going on hiatus until September, so get your letter...

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year ! What's with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend's baseball game? Why does Henry Rowengartner talk trash like a 1940's newsboy? And could Bruce Altman's shirts get any louder? PLUS: Gary Busey signs on to Abel Ferrara's live-action Pokémon movie,...

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS , the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all— We're talking—OOPS! This episode is for $8+ Patreon subscribers only! To check out this episode of the Nexus, along with the other 22 previous eps...

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser ! How about that Cromwell office scene, huh? What's with this silly rail gun? And welcome to the movie, Mickey Mouse Mafia! PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura feuds with Sven-Ole Thorsen. Eraser stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Caan, James Coburn, Rob...

On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts ! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page ! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

On this week's episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride ! How in the world did this movie have the gall to ask us to ROOT for these people? Really, with this annual luau already? And come on with pretending that USA Today was ever America's newspaper!! PLUS: So apparently the sweet, ol...

On this month's edition of Animation Damnation , the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand ! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," originally aired February 5th, 2000, and features such gripping plot elements as—OOPS! This episode is only for our $3+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on ove...

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo III ! Why on Earth would John Rambo be cool with venturing into a dangerous war zone to rescue Colonel Trautman of all people? How dare a film tease its audience with Kurtwood Smith at the beginning, only to never return to the character ever again? A...

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten stenches in movie theaters, having to "go" while at a rock concert, and more! PLUS: The TNG cast gets distracted by a certain cast member's... Member. There's only one Mail Bag left this season, so get your letters in now for the July edition! Write to: w...