We Don't Have Time For This

Revz no longer has termites, but now she has ants. And speaking of vermin… Sea Monkeys. Yes, those weird little packet pets from childhood. Are they cute? Are they disgusting? Then, we get into The Tribe, the unspoken elite system of women helping women. You know it, you’ve experienced it, you’ve probably been saved by it. DLs, we want your stories. And finally, we cas...

Mondays are a whole lot better with Lu and Bella in your ears. Lu and Bella kick off with Taylor Swift’s net worth. Then it’s a hard pivot. Bella is deep in a post–night terror reset, on a mission to fix her soul. It’s getting a little woo-woo. Lu unpacks all the new season nail trends. And also… when did crying become self-care? Are we leaning in? Spoiler...

Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. This week's caller wants to chat periods with her daughter.... but when is the right time? Mentions I Need A New Podcast Mode first period pack - Mentions: Modibodi First Period Kit I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For T...

Let’s talk about tradies, the no-shows, the last-minute cost changes, and those rare legends who actually go above and beyond. If you’re renovating (or even just thinking about it), this episode is your rapid-fire guide to navigating the chaos without losing your mind or your budget. Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube - Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotif...

Gem’s serving brand-new black cat energy thanks to a fresh bob, sharp, mysterious, and apparently… controversial. Not everyone is thrilled about the haircut, which sends us down a rabbit hole about body autonomy, relationships, and how much say (if any) our partners actually get over our appearance. Spoiler: opinions were shared. Meanwhile, Revz has a story about being left on &l...

Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. Content Warning: Death of Family Member - Mentions: Lesson on Grief with Bella (Spotify subs) Lessons on Grief with Bella (Apple subs) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester...

Do you rip the house apart before you’ve even found the kettle… or move in, “live with it for a bit,” and slowly unravel as the to-do list multiplies? Gem and Revz compare the pair. The pros. The cons. The budget delusions. If you’re renovating, contemplating renovating, or traumatised by renovating, this one’s for you. Mentions: Kerrie-Ann Jones Follow Re...

Gem’s still deep in her Formula 1 obsession and maybe Revz should join the club? Then: let’s talk phone etiquette, cos everyone’s too busy for pleasantries and we need to get to the point. Gem has returned from her Tassie hike and she is, allegedly, a changed woman. Of course, no reflective growth arc is complete without a near death experience. Gem retells the snake encounter, w...

This week’s caller wants a lesson in pocket money and tooth fairy pay outs. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Yo...

Exactly as our oracle Lu predicted last week, Jackie ‘O’ Henderson has sensationally quit her $100 million contract with KIIS FM following an on-air blow-up with longtime co-host Kyle Sandilands. Naturally, we had to jump straight on the mics to urgently unpack the bombshell statement, share our predictions on what Kyle and Jackie might do next, what this means for the future of A...

Reno Diaries is back, baby! If our summer series lit a little home-styling fire in you… welcome back to the renovation spiral. Revz is serving up all the cottage reno updates you’ve been missing: the progress, the plot twists, the budget side-eyes, and the “this will be quick and easy” lies we tell ourselves. Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube - Listen to our cool little sister...

First up, boob check, you know the drill. Then, it’s a hard relate that time is getting faster but what does it mean if even your kids are shocked that it’s March?! Next, Gem brings a shocking revelation to the mic and Revz confirms. Then, the betrayal of thinking you chose an original baby name only to see it sitting smugly on the “Top Names” list for the past 10years. Coo...

Today's caller wants to be in-the-know on what's cool for her kids. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See omny...

We’re kicking off Tuesday with an aggressively niche IG algorithm that hijacked Revz’s Sunday doom scroll (no one asked for this content, yet here we are). Gem debriefs a date night with deeply average vibes — but if the food’s five-star, does the location even matter? She also shares how she accidentally passed her tablet-swallowing trauma onto one of her kids, because gen...

Today's caller doesn't want her kid being filmed by other parents.  - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtube See...

Spoiler Alert! You asked, DLs and obviously we couldn't resist! Our deep dive into Wuthering Heights is finally here. Critics are divided… and after this watch party, so are we. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with a new outro jingle and can officially confirm: AI is not taking our jobs. Then it’s a full Golden Ticket Lunch recap, the highs, the lows, and all the BTS drama. Gem shares a story that takes a sharp (and important) turn into a very real parenting moment, sparking a must-have conversation about kids and emergency services. And finally, Revz wants to chat about extra-c...

This week’s caller has some strong opinions about her mum’s new boyfriend, and they’re not exactly glowing. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bul...

It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WDHTFT vernacular, our weekly schedule and drop bite-size snippets from some of our most loved, most unhinged, and most accidentally profound conversations. - Full Episodes: Talking Shit, Like Literally Do Friendship Break Ups Hurt The Most? Shame at H...

The group chat is popping off, Gem can’t keep up (as per usual), but the good news is you can now leave quietly without anyone noticing. We unpack Gem’s deep regret over re-introducing iPads into society, campaign aggressively for the return of the landline, and tackle the hottest etiquette debate of our time: Irish Ghosting. Is it okay to smoke bomb? Gem says yes and, frankly, she has...

Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Y...

Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincar...

Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watc...

The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything the hard way, and choosing style over function (every. single. time). We’re talking renovation regrets, brutal hindsight, and hard-earned lessons. It’s a cautionary tale wrapped in mild embarrassment. If you’re mid-reno, plann...

Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we put our kids on the ultimate truth-telling test by asking them to impersonate us, and let’s just say, the results are eye-opening . Next, Raffa finally gets the Birds & Bees chat. Did Gem handle it like a pro, or are we looking at a full re-d...