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This week Jason talks to UFC Hall of Famer Dan "The Beast" Severn. They talk about Dan's recent travels, a new personal record that Dan set, his role as the bailiff for the Marshall Law episodes and more. Jason talks about why a guest wasn't able to be on the podcast and goes over some upcoming weird holidays. There was a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Ballad of Dan" and a "Bad Life Coach"...

Jason talks about the crazy week he has had. He talks about how there are a lot of great tv shows out now but some really bad commercials, what his favorite pizza is, a weird phone call he had last week, upcoming guests and more! This week's songs were "Stupid Song" by the Arrogant Worms and "The Butts of the Gods are Farting at You" by Trevor Strong. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason...

Jason celebrates the podcast's 3 year anniversary! The show starts off with clips from the podcast's very first episode's guests Gary Henry & Mama Kate. Then Jason catches up with his good friend, Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin. There is a clip by blind Australian filmmaker gough. The newest contributor to the podcast, Larry Woodstone of the Wood Enthusiasts podcast, calls in to introduce himself to the...

This week Jason spotlights the podcast's musical contributors. First up, one half of the musical comedy duo, Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick, its Mike Phirman . They talk about Mike 's songs with Chris Hardwick, playing at Katy Perry's birthday party, Jason plays Mike a song by John the Songman and more. Then Jason plays Mike 's song "Chicken, Monkey, Duck" and talks about the musical contribut...

Jason takes a stroll down memory lane with Mama Kate talking about former guests, favorite memories, plays her a song John the Songman sang for her and Fran Kissling calls in to give Kate the Swiss quiz...but the audio was ruined and Jason did it again all by himself.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast...

This week Jason is joined by comedian Murray Valeriano from the Road Stories podcast. They talk about people on tv who were named Murray, how Murray got into stand up, one of his favorite moments on stage and hecklers. Jason tells a story about wearing a Road Stories Podcast t-shirt and how it got heckled at a gas station. They talk about some great moments on Murray's podcast and Jason plays a so...

This week Jason is joined by one of the most talked about people in We Don't Have Cookies history, Father Time. They talk about how Father Time got his name, his funniest moment on stage, a lot of information about his sex life and how things went with his last manager. Jason played him a song sent in by John the Songman which Father Time enjoyed very much and instantly asked if maybe John could t...

Jason celebrates Independence Day by talking to his friend from the UK, ChooChooStu. Jason asks the important questions like "does your country want us back?", "are you happy we've moved on?", etc. Other topics include if climbing lampposts has a chance of becoming popular in the UK, what would make Stu climb one and what superhero would he dress up as if he did. They discuss a great podcast calle...

This week Jason talks about his dentist playing a prank on him, being very busy, a couple of birthday gifts, announces some upcoming guests and has some listener shout outs. He also plays a clip of Rhoda Young reporting on an apartment manager who wasn't doing his job. There is also a song by John the Songman! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-934...

This week Jason returns to talk about what has been going on the past 2 weeks while he has been away from the podcast. Its been a very busy time and a lot went down. He recaps his birthday, his fitness journey, getting a new car, finally getting a new well for his house, another balloon incident and some new friends.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929...

It's Jason's birthday and the biggest episode of the spring season! Jason talks to Mark Jansen from the hit CBS reality tv show Big Brother. They go over Mark's experience in the Big Brother house, what its like to be watched on live streams 24 hours a day, feelings about other houseguests and more. They also talk about Mark Jansen Fitness and how its helped Jason lose weight. Next, Jason tells a...

This week Jason talks to Australian filmmaker, gough, about his latest comedy mockumentary "A Day in the Life of a Personal Trainer. gough is the first blind person in the world to write, edit, produce, direct and star in a feature film. They talk about how gough lost his sight, how that has affected his films, what his latest film is about, a this or that scenario and more! Jason also announces t...

Jason talks with comedian Mama Kate about Mother's Day, his mother in law posts on his Facebook wall more than he does, confusing dogs and bears, indecent shrubs and a call from her daughter! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page:  https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Follow Jason on...

Jason celebrates the 200th episode by bringing in members of the WDHC family to talk to him. Up first is a surprise, returning favorite to talk about what they have been up to. Karen Rontowski drops by and Jason tells her of his plan to turn people vegan so every state in the US can have room for their own Disney World. Dave Nelson stops in to give an update on his stand up career as well as his p...

This week Jason talks about Odilon Ozare breaking a world record, Rhoda Young pulling a prank in a library, wanting to do an episode of the show with listeners as guests, leaving the Bolin Alley show, gives an update on the fitness program he signed up for and nothing else. Well, there is a song at the end by the Arrogant Worms called "I Want to Look Like Arnold".  Wanna contact the show? Send an...

This week Rhoda Young is back to talk to Jason about her recent appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0. They talk about the behind the scenes stuff that took place, her husband making an appearance on the show too, an incident that happened in her hotel room and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  

Jason starts off by talking about the podcast's very own Rhoda Young's upcoming appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0 this Tuesday. He recaps his experiences on jury duty, watching reality tv shows, announces some upcoming guest for the month of April and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Faceb...

This week Jason is joined once again by the newest member of the We Don't Have Cookies family, independent news reporter Rhoda Young. They talk about why she hasn't been doing many news videos, being stalked by a company, her upcoming tv appearance, her new reality tv show, her stand up comedy debut and more! Jason winds the show up by giving some shout outs to Travis Dodgen, Jason Lamproe and Chr...

This week Jason is joined by comedian and paranormal investigator Karen Rontowski. They talk about Jason's crazy week, Karen's recent issues with her health insurance company, then things get fun as she talks about traveling through a wormhole in California that landed her in Mexico and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voi...

Jason is back and talks about what he has been up to since the last episode. He gives a quick update on the latest with Odilon Ozare and Rhoda Young. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Peter Gothentail".  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com  or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/arroga...

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Canestaro along with viral video star and independant news reporter Rhoda Young. First, Mike still can't explain the ballon incident from a few appearances back, they talk about Facebook and Jason plays a song that a listener made for Mike. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "My Facebook Friends" and clips from Rhoda's viral video. Next, Rhoda t...

This week Jason is joined by Odilon Ozare , a man who is attempting to set the record for the world's tallest hat. The current record is 9' 9", but his is 18' 9". They talk about what inspired Odilon to break the record and his journey in doing so. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "We Talk About the Weather" and a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson . Then Benny Mack returns to the...

This week Jason is joined by ChooChooStu who is on for the first time since UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn allowed him back on the podcast on the Christmas episode. Stu has been a busy man. He's just finished up being on jury duty and he met a whole cast of characters there. He has also started up a new podcast called the Podcast Factor that features clips from a wide variety of podcast...

This week Jason talks about what has been going on in his life the past week, why there wasn't a show last week and who was supposed to be on the show this week. Don't worry, things will be back on track next episode. Then he plays a conversation that he had with Kenny Bolin and Maya after the last episode of the Bolin Alley on Vince Russo's network. After months of Maya teasing the story of the t...

This week UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn returns! A couple of weeks ago another UFC Hall of Famer, Ken Shamrock , agreed to face off with Dan on the podcast's comedy courtroom, Marshall Law, and this week Dan responds. Then comedian, actress and adult film star Rebecca Love drops by to talk about her worst Valentine's Day ever, getting into stand up comedy, she compares her worst joke e...