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Next up in New Year, New Me, it's the 1998 (underrated) classic THE FACULTY. We talk about the bizarrely star-studded cast, overzealous science teachers, and racist aliens.  Support the podcast!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

Next up in our New Year, New Me lineup, we have a special guest! Comedian, writer, actor, viral tweeter, and Canadian Marianna Nascimento joins us for RAW (2016). We talk about cannibalism, the French police, and the importance of sex education.  Support the podcast!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Marianna here .  Find S...

Happy New Year! We're kicking off 2021 with a new theme: New Year, New Me. Starting with the woefully underrated cult classic JENNIFER'S BODY (2009). We talk about late-2000s era "comedy", the Jennifers in our lives, and JUSTICE FOR MEGAN FOX.  Support the podcast!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find...

We close out 'Tis the Terror December with BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974). We talk about feminist subtext, Olivia Hussey's bizarre accent, and schoolyard bullying. Merry Christmas (to all who celebrate) and we'll be back in 2021!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

He's making a list and checking it twice....and so did we! Next up is KRAMPUS (2015). We talk about creepy dolls, kissing Adam Scott, and why Omi may be the real villain in this movie.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

TW: sexual assault 'Tis the Terror December continues with SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT (1984), a movie marred with controversy and too much boobage. We talk about Old Saint Nick, nuns, and how trauma can make you really hot.   Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

'Tis the Terror December begins this week with GREMLINS (1984). We talk about kooky inventor tropes, Saving Private Ryan , and three simple rules for not destroying your town.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

We close out No Neighbors November with the Austrian psychological thriller, FUNNY GAMES (1997). Turns out, it's about 100x better than THE STRANGERS. We talk about the merits of long scenes, snitching, and eggs.   Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

We're back from our brief hiatus! Kicking off our shortened No Neighbors November, we discussed THE STRANGERS (2008). Spoiler alert: we hated it! We talk about Liv Tyler's ASMR, our unfinished projects, and movies that are "based on true events".  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

It's the most spookiest time of the year! Happy Halloween Spooky Squad and as promised, we close out Heavy Hitter Halloween with....HALLOWEEN (1978). We talk about Illinois' topography, Laurie Strode's bowel movements, and the logistical nightmare of being Michael Myers.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find...

This week, it's all about the 1973 classic THE EXORCIST. We talk about cursed movie sets, abusive directors, and Seynique's favorite topic: SINGLE MOMS!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

In this week's episode, we're joined by fellow comedian and podcaster Amar Risbud ( The Pod is Coming From Inside The House ) as we cover another Heavy Hitter, HELLRAISER (1987). We talk about weird British accents, soap opera camp, and Clive Barker's weird kinks.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew...

Next up for Heavy Hitters Halloween, we dive into the cult classic THE EVIL DEAD (1981). We discuss Sam Raimi's warped brain, the jacked raccoon that definitely lives in the cellar, and Spike TV!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

Happy Heavy Hitter Halloween! We're kicking things off the right way with this Wes Craven classic A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984). Listen as we talk about dreams, crafty horror movie villains, and just how amazing the late Wes Craven was (that's mostly just Seynique, though).  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here...

We're closing out Supernatural September with SINISTER (2012). We talk about castrati, terrible fathers, and Buguul's savvy use of new technology. Stay tuned for next month when we roll out our lineup for Heavy Hitters Halloween!  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

That was a terrible pun! But stick around as we cover PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (2007). We talk about bad boyfriends, annoying spirits, and whether or not it was all that crazy to consider calling a demonologist over during a literal demon infestation. Crazy, right ? Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and...

It's a new month and time for a new theme. We're kicking off Supernatural September with THE WITCH (2015). Weird accents, weird family dynamics, and even weirder livestock are all on the table for this week's discussion.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

It's the end of Aughts August, and we're closing it out with FINAL DESTINATION (2000). We talk about near-death experiences, Rube Goldberg, and being hot and scared.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

This week, we've got CABIN FEVER (2002). We talk about Eli Roth's sense of humor, Shawn Hunter, and pancakes.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

Hey you! Where'd you get those peepers? We cover JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001) this week as well as sibling dynamics, sustainable creeping, and dirty laundry (like literally).  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

TW: sexual assault We cover the not-so-classic CHERRY FALLS (2000). We talk about potential rewrites, post-modern horror, and unintentional sexual tension.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here .

We cover 2016's THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS. We discuss the zombie debate, the Last of Us, and our biggest fan, B*n S*****o. Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here . Find Andrew here and here . 

SHUT UP THEATER KIDS! We cover Stage Fright (2014) this week. We talk theater, camp, theater camp, and nervous poops.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! Find Seynique here and here .   Find Andrew here and here . 

Sweets to the sweet - it's time for CANDYMAN (1992). Urban legends, unique and over-the-top kills, and the secret of white womanhood are all covered for this modern classic.  Find us on Instagram and Twitter to join the Spooky Squad. Subscribe, Rate, and Review! 

In honor of the beginning of summer, we're covering a slasher cult classic, SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983). Listen as we discuss early '80's male fashion, questionable camp cooks, and Seynique's lack of outdoor knowledge. Find us on Instagram . Subscribe, Rate, and Review!