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In episode 46, Sue and Lisa are cozied up in Sue's new Scamp Camper, aka their new mobile podcast studio, shielded from the rain by the camper's rat-fur walls. Yes, rat fur, but don’t let that deter you; it’s just part of the charm! These two retirees are planning to conquer the world, dreaming of a comedy show tour from the tiny camper, or they could sell sandwiches from the window if t...

In the thrilling conclusion of our "Teach It Reality TV Gameshow," the hosts unveil the winner. The two contestants face the dreaded speed round, deciding if the scenarios are true or not true. Michael emerges triumphant, lauded for his quick thinking and wit in navigating these bizarre but often TRUE classroom scenarios.  Michael and runner-up Kim,  delve into peculiar foot issues, forg...

Welcome back to 'We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know'! In today's episode, Sue and Lisa dive headfirst into their hilarious teacher game show reboot, pitting non-teachers against the challenges educators face daily. From crayfish conundrums to accidental underwear rags, the laughs are non-stop! First up, Donald, the bureaucratic non-educator from California, brought his wit...

Because Lisa just became a Grandma again, and Sue is taking some time off to reinvent herself, we've decided to reboot our fantastic episodes about our Teacher Game Show.  In this first episode of three, we explore the challenges of teaching through a game show format, first putting professional teachers to the test with absurd scenarios straight from the classroom trenches.  We feel this is...

In this episode, Sue and Lisa dive into the hilarious world of leaving behind remnants of their teaching careers. From inadvertently leaving confidential papers in storage units to daring Lego heists, they recount the comical mishaps and memorable moments that define their legacies. As they reminisce about the quirky traditions and pranks that infused their classrooms with laughter, Sue and Lisa r...

Welcome to our Teacher Comedy Podcast with Sue and Lisa, where they're hitting it like pros, just like they did back in '36 Sicily. In today's episode, they tackle the topic of ageism with their signature blend of humor and insight. Sue shares the dreams she's been having after retirement, including one where Lisa's a bus driver navigating the challenges of a new job. Then...

Join Lisa and Sue, two retired elementary school teachers with over 30 years of experience each, as they dive into the hilarious world of education in their latest podcast adventure. After failed attempts to publish their comedic experiences in a book, they decided to take matters into their own hands and share their stories out loud. In this episode,  Lisa and Sue tackle the absurdity of the &quo...

Welcome to the wacky world of "Grades and Chocolate: A Podcast of Sweet and Savvy Ratings!" Join Sue and Lisa as they embark on a hilarious journey through the absurdity of grading systems. From school grades to bathroom scales, this dynamic duo covers it all. But hold on, it's not all about A's and B's! The hosts introduce a groundbreaking rating system for roadkill, comp...

In this uproarious episode,  hosts Lisa and Sue dive headfirst into the wild world of student teachers, sharing their experiences and unforgettable encounters. From the get-go, it's clear that Lisa isn't one to share her classroom easily, citing her aversion to relinquishing control, confessing that she'd rather not share her students—or her drinks! Sue wonders why the University in...

Do you constantly reminisce about days gone by?  Are you quite certain that education was simply better "back in the day?"  Well, Sue and Lisa beg to differ.   By the way, our students COULD read and write in CURSIVE and they SAID THE PLEDGE of allegiance every day .  Plus, they could TYPE their 5 page essays after GOOGLING how to SPELL tricky words like reminsce and allegiance. So there...

We didn't know what we didn't know what it was like for our teachers when we were children having fun on the playground in the 1970's.  Sue and Lisa discuss the craziness of having recess duty now that they DO KNOW.  Screaming, "Hold your balls!"  Covid recess, aka. the Berlin Wall. Designated snow. Sleeping bag coats, boot trackers, and orange vests. "No running on t...

Sue and Lisa discuss the kinds of kids they were during school recess, and they wonder if the same types exist in the wild today.  Were you a climber, a whiner, a swinger or a clinger? They even wrote their own Billy Joel parody song about it.  Stand back, Weird Al! #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #teacherlove #teacherfun #teachersofthegram #teacher...

Some heroes wear a cape & can lift a car over their head, but some wear a hairnet and can lift heavy trays of hot chicken nuggets with one hand. Today we talk about the Lunch Lady (and man?) Heroes of the school. Well, mainly we tell our own lunch stories from our memories.  #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #teacherlove #teacherfun #teachersofthe...

Happy Anniversay everbody! Sue and Lisa are here to begin year 3 of podcasting.  This episode tackles dressing mishaps,  moped hair, accidents galore, and the wrath of a woman whose parking space was taken.  Laugh along with us as we tell our teacher stories from the last 35 years.  Share your stories with us, please?  Email us:  podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #t...

A school bus is really just a large metal tube with seats built like walls, hiding up to 75 loud children, hiding ungodly things from the sight of the bus driver.  That driver most assuredly is not singing "Move on back" or thinking about the "swish, swish, swish " of the wipers.  Join Lisa and Sue on a harrowing journey back to their memories of bus rides as children and as te...

It's time to dust off your floppy disk, warm up your Apple 2E, and journey on the Oregon Trail with Sue and Lisa! This time we talk about how technology in the schools has changed over the decades for both teachers and students.  What do you remember from your childhood?  Do you miss it, or is it only fit for the dumpster?   #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes...

It's time for part 2 of our seminar called "Teacher Training Boot Camp"  This session's traits are perseverance, adaptability,  (fast thinking) tolerance, and of course, collaboration, aka. co-BLAB-oration.  Copy and paste this link in your browser to watch the accompanying YouTube video:  https://youtu.be/PFrLA9SSvR4 (or click link below) #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #...

Are you ready to sign up for a free 2-day seminar called "Teacher Training Boot Camp?" Sue and Lisa will lead you through the difficult and often timed tasks that will separate the tough & able from the weak quitters. Today we tackle these traits: stamina, patience, grit, acceptance, and love.  Does this sound like a serious podcast, suitable for note-taking, so you can improve your...

We have all been to school.  We know the signs.  There's Mr. Comedian, Mrs. Militant, and Ms. Mom.  Sue and Lisa have a lot to say about the teaching styles they have encountered over the past 35 years.   #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #teacherlove #teacherfun #teachersofthegram #teacherstatus #teachertips #teacherideas #teachersoninstagram #t...

So...we picked on parenting styles last time.  Thinking about birth order was too triggering for Sue (middle child), so we decided to think about all of those staff meetings,  when true personalities and teacher styles came out, along with claws, avoidance, tears, and enthusiasm.  We felt an overwhelming compulsion to dramatize the scenarios we are talking about in our podcast today.  That means w...

What kind of parent are you? A snowplow? A Tiger?  A Jellyfish? Helicopter? Invisible? Lisa and Sue are not young enough to know everything, but we know parents.  In this episode, we share lots of stories of close encounters of the helicopter kind. Don't worry, we have changed the names to protect everybody. #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #tea...

Sue and Lisa share the funny things their own children had to endure because their Moms were teachers.  Are you a teacher's kid or a teacher with your own tormented kids?  Email us your funny, frustrating, or frightening story to podcastwedidntknow@gmail.com.   #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #teacherlove #teacherfun #teachersofthegram #teacher...

Calling all demon and witch teachers from our past.  You know who you are.  We are going to talk about the trauma you caused us. You haunted us with number one machines, burned creamed corn, fruit flies, and crusty milk pants. Disclaimer: We know teaching is a tough profession, and everyone has their "Oops" moments, including us.  But this is a comedy podcast...too bad. Boo! Toccata And...

There is nothing like a shiny, new school year, so full of hopes and dreams. Then, as reality crashes all around, you might need a blue blankie and a quiet corner to say good-bye to your hopes, and dream of retirement.  Sue and Lisa share some funny stories about the first day blues.  They really didn't know what they didn't know.  Learn from them. Please give a 5 star review on your pod...

Sue and Lisa have more than a few things to say about the craziness of starting a new school year in an elementary classroom.  The main question:  is ingenuitive a word?  Sue still says it is not, but who wants to challenge a mic drop? #teacher #teacherfunny #teacherprobs #teacherblogger #teacherquotes #teachertalk #teacherlove #teacherfun #teachersofthegram #teacherstatus #teachertips #teacheride...