We Didn't Get a Rose with Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia

It’s finally over! TorioftheVast of Scrybabies joins us to talk smack about Zach! A three-hour finale? Who for? Get outta here. We loved Ariel and Gabi. We hope Kaity is happy but my god please get this man out of my face! @TorioftheVast on Twitter and TikTok https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose SEE YOU IN JUNE!

This episode was so infuriating we barely recapped it! We talk tell all for a bit, but then talk about how much we hate Zach, what else is new! No guest this week, just the boys. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

Hometowns are always boring! Mike and Chris are joined by Rebecca Reeds (The Villain Was Right) and Stephanie Neale to talk Zach’s Hometowns among other things. @rebeccareeds @stephbabyneale @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

Mike and Chris are joined by Tori and Lua of the Scrybabies, a Magic: The Gathering content creation duo! We talk about the most boring man alive, how mean he was to Greer and how Brooklyn deserved better. What a mess! @TorioftheVast @Luastardust @Scrybabies @wedidntgetarose linktr.ee/mikecarrozza linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

The boys are joined once again by WDGAR all-star Tamara Shevon (@Teemair on IG and TikTok) to talk about an episode where something actually happens. Go Brooklyn and Arielle! And that candle was hilarious. Get Table Wine by Tamara Shevon available March 11th. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose

This week the boys are back with The Villain Was Right’s own Rebecca Reeds! We’ve roped Rebecca into an episode to talk shit about Zach, his covid cancellations, virtual dates, and how little empathy he has. Let’s not forget Gabi stepping over Greer! @rebeccareeds on instagram and twitter and check out The Villain Was Right podcast. Don’t forget to check out her album Buddy on all streaming platfo...

Mia Jackson returns! @MiaComedy on socials make sure you see her when she comes to your city! Mia joins the boys to talk about Christina’s babbling, the producers’ messiness with an early overnight date, Brianna’s ambivalence, and Ariel’s hot flirting. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

Episode 2 of Zach Shallcross’ season of The Bachelor Bad Bitch Energy flops, Tahzjuan wants in, Brianna confronts Christina, and does Zach really wanna be a dad? https://www.instagram.com/grentraddish/ https://www.instagram.com/kisforkickass/ https://www.instagram.com/wedidntgetarose/ https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

WE’RE BACK! Season 27 of The Bachelor is underway with Zach Shallcross. We meet the women, including the queen Madison (bye!) Joining us are fan favourites Aaron Edwards and Tamara Shevon @ayroned @teemair @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

Mike and Chris are joined by the ever so wonderful and talented Sophie Buddle (https://linktr.ee/Sophbuds) and Mayce Galoni (https://linktr.ee/maycegaloni). Returning at their own request! AND REGRETTING IT! What an awful season. We’re not sure what we’re going to do next! https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose

The boys are fed up. Mike is high for your enjoyment. https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose

Can you tell we’re over it? We can’t wait for Paradise to start instead. One of the worst seasons in the history of the show. I yearn for the days of Matt James now. Isn’t that nuts? Mike says “Fuck you” like 40 times. @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

The boys are joined by first time Bachelor viewer Akeem Woods for one of the absolute worst episodes of this show we’ve ever seen. Honestly, this franchise is screwing the pooch right now. We’ll have Akeem back on for a limo entrance episode because that’ll be very fun. akeemwoods.com https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose

The boys are guestless and reckless this week to talk Hometowns. Mike is over this season! Let’s yell about it. @wedidntgetarose https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy

Mike is without sweet baby boy Chris this week but is joined by power couple of Canadian comedy royalty, Sophie Buddle and Mayce Galoni! Mike, Sophie, and Mayce get really sidetracked and discuss not just this episode but the whole season. Sophie has a podcast called Obsessed Instagram @sophbuds Twitter @SophieBuddle Twitter and TikTok @maycegaloni https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/...

The boys are back with fantastic guests Kelly Johns and James O’Hara. We talk about Logan’s flip flopping and all the dates this episode. Check out Kelly @KellJohns on IG and kellyjohnsofficial on TikTok and YouTube. Check out James @JamesOHaraAF and his new album coming out September 16th called I Love You and I am Tired on Howl & Roar records. @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and Instagram Linktr...

The boys are back and this time are joined by Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love. They discuss the opening group date where contestants bared all, Rachel and Gabby’s respective one on one dates, and of course the stupidity that is Chris (the guy on the show, not Mejia). Check out our comedy and music! http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @KelceyAyer Local Nati...

The boys are back! Elliott GB (@grentraddish) joins Mike and Chris to talk about this history making season. Two Bachelorettes! Roby the Magician! Twins! It all happens here! linktr.ee/mikecarrozza linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and IG

FINALLY It’s over! Mike and Chris are joined by returning guests Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B. We’re all over the place on this one but the honest truth is we’re thankful to be release from the prison that was this season. We’ll be back when the shows are back! Follow us at @wedidntgetarose Elliott - @grentraddish Tamara - @teemair Chris - @tophermejia Mike - @mikecarrozza Love you!

***Sorry for Mike’s shitty mic quality! The wrong mic recorded!*** This week, our sweet Chris Mejia is not in, but we have great guests for cover the Tell All and Fantasy Suites. Returning for the first time in a long time, Chelsea Larkin (@chelslark on IG and TikTok) and first timer Austin Huff (@austinhuff and @korkedbats) join Mike to chat about the loud and ridiculous Tell All as well as the b...

The boys are joined by sweet angel Kelcey Ayer once again! You know him from past episodes of this podcast and of course bands Local Natives and Jaws of Love. @kelceyayer and check out his LA comedy show Human Soup with Hunk Mike Bridenstine! (All three of the boys have appeared on the podcast Hunk with Mike Bridenstine!) @tophermejia http://linktr.ee/tophermejia @mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/mik...

The boys continue through Clayton Echard’s Bachelor journey - a real chore of a season! But it does let us have fun with excellent guests! This week, Brandon Smith and Brandon Pope of Two Bros and a Rose podcast join us to talk about how excited we are for the Tell All and how dumb the therapy date was. @twobrosandarose @bpopetv @brandonearl_ http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/topherme...

The boys are joined by Shaun Murphy (and very briefly at the beginning by Tamara Shevon) to talk 2 on 1 and the value of villains in this franchise. Shaun Murphy is @iamshaunmurphy on IG and Twitter and has an excellent comedy album and special out called Neal. Check it out on YouTube or wherever you get your music! https://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza https://linktr.ee/tophermejia @wedidntgetarose

This week the boys are joined by Natalie Allen (Chris’ beloved) and her friend Jay to talk about how awful Shanae is! follow the podcast @wedidntgetarose http://linktr.ee/tophermejia http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza

The boys are talking Shrimpgate with Tamara Shevon and Elliott GB on this week’s episode. Tamara - @teemair check out her album Purse Wine Elliott - @grentraddish check out Teach Me a Lesson podcast Chris - http://linktr.ee/tophermejia Mike - http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza Podcast IG and Twitter @wedidntgetarose