We Did This to Ourselves

It’s Christmas week, everyone’s schedules are full, and instead of pretending you'll listen to a full episode, we figured we’d pop in, say hello, and keep it moving.  This one’s short on purpose: a quick check-in and a Merry Christmas from us to you. We’ll be back to regular episodes next week. Until then, pour something good, enjoy the break, and thanks for hanging out with us this year. Tha...

Every Disney trip starts the same way: you open the hotel room door and immediately start tallying the score...and hopefully not the stains on the couch. This week we’re talking about the Disney room stuff that matters way more than it should. Pull-down beds, Murphy beds, fridges that aren’t actually fridges, coffee situations, bathroom layouts, carpet patterns, and the ongoing mystery of who gets...

We're counting down until Christmas and we’re talking about Disney after dark. Not like that , calm down.  We’re breaking down the best nighttime rides, the best places to wander, the snacks that somehow taste better when the sun goes down, and why the parks just hit different once the heat finally leaves your body. We’ve also got a fresh round of Disney news, our weekly “Disney blues” coping...

This week we’re talking about the real backbone of every Disney trip: the stuff that gets you from point A to point B. The great equalizer. The rite of passage. The place where vacations go to humble you. We’re swapping stories and calling out our favorite routes. Plus your “You Did This to Us” takes, Disney news and blues, and another round of Lightning Lane questions. Grab a drink and grab a sea...

It’s Thanksgiving week, which means we’re getting sentimental and talking about the Disney stuff we’re actually thankful for. Think less “gratitude journal,” more “wow, you people who live in Orlando don't know how good you have it!" We’ve got some Disney holiday news and explain why a sugar rim is far better on a margarita than a salt rim. Plus, we announce the winner of our giveaway co...

Some things at Disney just aren't negotiable. The snack you always get. The ride you always start with. The photo you always take even though you already have seventeen versions of it in the exact same spot. This week, we’re talking about the rituals that make every trip feel like your trip.  From the first Joffrey's of the day to end-of-night loops on the PeopleMover, we’re unpacking th...

If you’ve ever wondered why your kids are melting down on day three of rope dropping, this is why.  This week, we make the case for the Disney off day. We’re talking sleeping in, long brunches, pool naps, resort hopping, and Disney Springs shenanigans. It’s the day that keeps you from screaming expletives at the person that stops in the middle of the walkway in Adventureland.  Grab a drink, loosen...

Some Disney movies just hit different. This week, we’re each building our ultimate lineup of the films that shaped us. The ones that made us laugh, cry, and sing. From childhood favorites to unexpected comfort watches, it's basically a nostalgia trip with popcorn. Plus, we talk through the latest Disney news and close things out with another round of Lightning Lane questions you won’t want to...

We love Disney. We love the parks. But we’ve seen things.  This week, we’re calling out the biggest Disney Park red flags—the behaviors and choices that make you question sanity somewhere between Main Street and Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway.  From quoting pre-shows to guilting your kids onto rides, we’re sharing the unspoken rules that help you spot shady park-goers. If you’ve ever sai...

This week, we’re skipping the parks and building our version of a Disney Halloween at home.  We’re talking go-to movies, favorite snacks, the perfect fall vibe, and what makes a night feel a little Disney without leaving the couch. It’s cozy, full of sugar, and the kind of Halloween we can actually handle: fewer crowds, better food, and way less sweating. Check us out on Instagram to share your op...

Set the alarm, grab the coffee, and move with purpose.  In this episode, we break down our rope drop strategies . What rides are actually worth the early wake-up, which ones can wait, and why you’re out of your mind if you rope drop TRON.  From first-hour game plans to post-drop game plans, we’re talking tactics, timing, and a little bit of chaos, all in the name of starting your Disney day strong...

Every Disney trip needs a breather day. And for us, that usually means wandering Disney Springs with tired feet, full hearts, and Gideon’s crumbs on our shirts.  In this episode, we talk about what Disney Springs actually does for a trip: is it a must-do or a maybe-do? Does it still feel like Disney, or just a really nice outdoor mall with better cocktails?  We share our favorite spots, some hot t...

What if you went to Disney… and never stepped foot in a park?  That’s the challenge we gave ourselves. In this episode, we each planned our own resort-only weekend, complete with lounges, breakfasts, late-night drinks, and a little bit of ridiculousness. It’s part fantasy draft, part vacation therapy, and entirely an excuse to daydream about Disney when we’re not there. Thank you for listening! 🏰...

What do people really want to know about Disney? We dug into the internet’s most searched Disney questions. From “What's the best park?” to “What’s the most relaxing ride?” we gave our very honest, slightly chaotic answers. If you’ve ever typed “Disney” into Google and wondered what comes next, this episode is for you. Grab your Joffrey’s, settle in, and let’s see if we agree with the interne...

It’s draft day at Disney World, but instead of picking rides, we’re building our dream meal.  In this episode, we each draft a drink, appetizer, dinner, and dessert from across the parks… with one catch: once you take a land, you can’t use it again. From warm popcorn to potato barrels, we debate strategy, argue over picks, and maybe regret leaving a Dole Whip on the board. Thank you for listening!...

The 90s weren’t just about neon scrunchies and boy bands. They were Disney’s golden age.  In this episode, we dive into the movies and soundtracks that defined the decade, from unforgettable opening scenes ( Circle of Life still gives us chills) to the bangers we still scream-sing in the car. We’ll talk forgotten gems, the best 90s soundtracks, and the films that made Disney the cultural powerhous...

We’ve said it before but we’re here to eat our words.  In this episode, we revisit some of our Disney hot takes that didn’t age well. From rides we once skipped to snacks we swore weren’t worth it, we’re breaking down the opinions that flipped after a more trips. Because sometimes Disney proves you wrong and sometimes you just needed to give Country Bear Jamboree a second chance. Thank you for lis...

It’s draft day on the porch — but instead of quarterbacks and kickers, we’re picking Dole Whip, Guardians, and quick service spots.  In this episode, we put Disney World through the lens of a fantasy football draft, building our own “Top 3” rosters of rides, snacks, and more. Who makes the first-round pick? Who gets stuck with the turkey leg? And which Disney MVPs are always worth a spot on your t...

Think you can outsmart the wait times at Disney World? We’re putting our Lightning Lane strategy to the test. From booking on the app before your morning coffee to modifying during the day, we share what worked, what didn’t, and why we’ll still never wait 15 minutes for Under the Sea in Magic Kingdom. Plus, we reveal a little-talked-about tool that helped us outsmart the Disney app when booking ou...

Want to stay at a deluxe Disney resort without selling a kidney? In this episode, we break down how we use the DVC Rental Store to book amazing stays for less — from finding availability to what to expect when you check in. We share our own experiences, tips for first-timers, and the pros and cons you should know before renting points. And while we do talk a lot about the DVC Rental Store, that’s...

We’re back from our Disney trip... and deep in the post-vacation reflection.  In this episode, we talk about what it’s like to come down from the Disney high. The weird things we miss, the things we definitely don’t, and how quickly we found ourselves watching fireworks videos and texting about future trips.  Plus: We anticipate the new book  Disney Adults  and we ask ourselves the question we’ve...

It’s the final stretch of our June Disney trip—and we went out in true We Did This to Ourselves fashion: sweaty and slightly overdressed.  In this episode, we’re recapping our last day at Magic Kingdom, an eventful resort day, and a farewell tour that included trivia games, popcorn, and a progressive dinner across the Monorail and BoardWalk. We talk yelling at kids in gift shops, rainy goodbyes, a...

This week, we’re tackling our Hollywood Studios and EPCOT days — where the snacks were strong, the heat was stronger, and our strategies mostly held up. We talk about what happens when two major rides go down, the disappointment of the Wookie Cookie, and our very first spin on Cosmic Rewind. Plus: a walk through the France pavilion, a MuppetVision goodbye, and pushing our family to the threshold o...

We’re back at Disney World—and slightly more competent this time. In this episode, we kick off our most recent family trip with stories from our arrival day, our stay at Wilderness Lodge (yes, it lives up to the hype), our first Magic Kingdom day, and why your kids are flipping out in Disney World. We also reflect on how this trip felt different from our first: Stef got more involved in the planni...

This was supposed to be a one-and-done trip. You know—make the memories, take the photos, never go back. In this episode, we’re rewinding to our very first family trip to Disney World. How it got delayed (thanks, pandemic), what we thought we were getting into, and how it somehow turned us into people who now have a Disney podcast. We’re sharing the best and worst moments, rookie mistakes, unexpec...