We Bought A Podcast

We’re speaking as soft as possible in this episode, tryna strengthen our vocal chords so we can get sick at acappella. This week we’re whispering about the mysterious death of Nikola Tesla, Crocodile Kings, faulty horseshoes, greasy steak outs, and Okie is on the quest to find fruitopia. We don’t give a rip if you give a rip about it.

This is how we do it. Absolutely unhinged and not a lick of format. Sonic Warfare, dude. We have a returning phone call with a brother of the cast, and a returning in-studio guest puts their testes to the test against TK's swift backhand. 

We’re back at full cast and more subtly unhinged than ever! This week we’re talking over each other about grandparent vending machines, gumbo wavepools, autobody experiences, and hunting with arsenic — PLUS we’re piping in some more of that good ole fashion Aussie ASMR. Baaaaaeeebe?

Sometimes you just gotta retreat to the NARTH, sip on some mead, and enjoy nature. But what fun is that if you're not podcasting in the woods? Join TK, Brett, and a panel of lovely ladies as they get rowdy around the campfire in the first ever WBAP special. 

Keep those pineapples at bay, we’re swinging in hot this week! Okie shows us his inbox and Splash gets accosted in a mansion - plus we’re talking company kickball ejections, unwanted sandwich samples, Butterbean, and calling cast alumni Vance Shepherd to ask him what’s his favorite religion. What are you doing here?

You simply cannot get to the point of buying a podcast without having an unruly past, so this week we’re diving into some of our old mischievous ways - from meat heists to pocketed plastic grapes. We’re also wrapping our mouths around a special snack compliments of Big Okie and you get to hear every bite. What else did you expect, a daddy boyfriend?

It’s absolute pandemonium in the interim studio this week! Okie is reading the news, TK is doing a jokie, and a windshield is destined for decimation via golf club. We also discuss pee trough etiquette, when and when not to rub your meat, and take a deep dive into some “Australian” ASMR. Tune in and find out which one of us has dental insurance!

On this day, a massive stack of pies was ordered. This week we’re joined in the interim studio by Keeper of the Tuck, Mad Dawg Madi, and further developing the Public Sanitation vigilante squad. We’re also buying a mud wrestling federation, talking about pee soaked produce, and Okie tells us of a time when he painted a wall with his own filth. You ready to feast? The waffle is ready, it just needs...

All aboooooard! We’re joined this week by Vance Shepherd, Conductor of the Murder Train, and we’re going vigilante mode. We admire the screams of Sam Neill, talk death-by-banana, and TK shares an extremist madlib given to him by a religious stranger at the park. We also take a call from a disgruntled hockey player.

Assemble the floatilla, it’s about to get soggy in here. This week, a pyrex crisis is solved. We’re hitting the muck and talking wedding infiltrations, butt plugs in glass caskets, floating fish, and the industry of cobra slap management. Tune in or you’re gonna get tuned up.

You’re gonna need a steamy pitcher of diahhrita’s for this one guys. It’s unlucky episode 13 and we’re talking about the unification of church and snake, the incredibly aggro minions of Las Vegas, and taking a very shallow dive into the playlist that Al sent us during the last episode. Shart those rims and give us your best squelch!

We've escaped the basement yet again, and we're coming at you LIVE (pre-recorded, actually) from the Poor Mansion! This week we tribute a spider monkey killed in the crosshairs of cartel violence and have a nice phone call with our good pal Al Dygas. We’re also playing the Fulton Street Drinking Game, so please pardon our gradual slurring of words.

OH! The four of us are back together again. We're talking about murderous elephants, high speed briefcase chases, and checking in on the Mac Mic this week - not to mention our Top 5 movies and the fact that Floridians are getting absolutely throttled out there by gators. You can tune in, but this ones gonna cost ya... three points above the vig, capeeeesh?

 Man down! TK is in Utah this week trying to get back in touch with his inner Mormon, but the show must go on. In the meantime we discuss the art of trying to poop while camping, evading ticks, action figures, and public executions. Maybe we try to call him on location. Maybe he's got his voicemail set up? Get tucked, tune in, and find out. It's a milestone, baby.

We’re hanging on by a thread here and recovering from TK’s birthday weekend. This week the WBAP boys are discussing distinguished cavemen, double A spacers, teenage furries, and playing a cozy little game of would you rather. This one is for all our freaks out there. 

As far back as we can remember, we always wanted to buy a podcast. This week, TK tells us of a stinky situation at the car wash and the fellas also talk tainted bitcoins, trading card heists, drinking the blood of Jim Carrey, and baby armies. Pop a lemon in your mouth and enjoy the ride! 

Sometimes you just gotta do your doo-doo diligence, you know? This week Okie hit us all right in the mouth with a classic family recipe and we’re hitting you right in the ears with the sounds of us eating it. We also talk about faking our own deaths, bonobo behavior, and deathcore breakups.

Tuck yourself in and get ready for some BIG HOSS energy. This week we’re comparing our nips and talking about Hillary Duff, dog chefs, climbing school rooftops, and the works. We also take a nice phone call with our buddy Cainaen.

Lots of chanting on this one. Lots of talk about startup chop shops, pet peeves, bad neighbors, and blankets made of man…or maybe it’s the other way around? Plus a girthy phone call with blood brother of the cast, Randall Peabody.

What's a podcast if you don't hit record? Especially when we're talking about generous loins, militarized dolphins, Tommy Lee Jones, and chatting on the phone with our buddy Lukas "The Finisher" Jorgensen. Let's DO this. 

Stay tucked, it’s time for the third installment. Today we talk first jobs, toilet science, true raw dogs, and WBAP’s first ever interstate phone call with Oklahoma’s own Miguel “Miggy” Mireles.

What’d you think this was, a one and done sort of deal? No way, man. We’re back for another one. This week we’re talking about old games, cutoff shorts, road rage, and plenty of other nonsense. Not to mention a phone call with our buddy Reverend Dugan.

Well, we bought this thing... what now? Who's got the receipt? Welcome to the party, pal. In this episode, we touch on the game of Life, messages in bottles, menthol movie pitches, and have a meaty phone call with our buddy Cam Wolf.