Watch Your Mouth Podcast

Summary: The lads talk discuss some of their more gluttonous fat ass moments. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Milk Punch -2 oz. Cognac -4 oz. Milk -0.5 oz. Simple Syrup (made with brown sugar) Add a...

Summary: The lads talk about some of their more epic fails. Turns out there were a lot of them. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Monkey Gland -2 oz. Gin -1 barspoon of Absinthe -1 oz. Orange Juice -0...

Summary: The lads have not one but two special guests in the studio tonight!!! Billiam from Future Flicks and Snarkris of Somewhatnerdy.com from the Some What Nerdy Podcast Network! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Sp...

Summary: The lads are adding to your holiday the right way, with the Zombie Game! ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Beer of Choice Grab a beer of your choice for this round. During this episode we had...

Summary: The lads discuss grooming. Seriously. You read that right. It's a subject that everyone can really relate to. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Negroni -1 oz. Gin -1 oz. Campari (a bitter liq...

Summary: With Black Friday approaching soon, the lads decide to tackle some of the finer points of how they maneuver the retail jungle. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Twenty-First Century Cocktail...

Summary: The lads discuss some of their weight loss journeys they have gone through and provide tips and tricks on how those fat pieces of shit did it. But if you think about it, they used to be way fatter, so their advice holds water. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the num...

Summary: The lads kick off the new semester by announcing their new charity and then talking about all things Halloween. Oh and lots of Terminator references since it's episode 101. If you're a Terminator fan, you'll get that joke. ***Don't forget you can call and leave a message swearing up shit storm for the foul-mouthed philanthropists! Calls will be aired on future episodes. Here's the number:...

Summary: Welcome to the 100th episode of this shit show we call Watch Your Mouth Podcast! We appreciate the constant support from listeners like yall which is how we managed to make it to this milestone. This episode we read your comments throughout the semester, play the voicemails you left and of course, go over your epic Zombie Game responses! Here's to another 100 episodes! ***Don't forget you...

Summary: The lads talk about some of their favorite and most hated sounds with special guest Dave! Dave is a music producer who works with some really bad ass people. Listen to the show and hear some of the name drops. It's actually pretty awesome! ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don’t forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. H...

Summary: These young kids today have no idea how good they have it! The lads discuss some old school stuff they had to deal with back in their day. Like Dial-up internet and non HD TV. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don’t forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter...

Summary:  The lads discuss some of the more enjoyable routines that are part of their daily grind that makes the day bearable. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don’t forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here’s the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Mexican Firing Squad - 2 oz. Silver Teq...

Summary: The lads are back from Midterm break and are heading back to school to revisit one of the most awkward subjects in ever taught...Sex Ed. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour:The Blood and Sand -...

Summary: The lads head into the midterm break with a new round of the Zombie Game! This semester we hope to get more entries from you, the listeners, because frankly the responses are fucking awesome! ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio:...

Summary:The lads hang around in the Doctor's waiting room reading old magazines, avoiding that one person who can't stop coughing, and discuss some of their experiences with medical professionals. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan...

Summary: The lads revisit some more of their most embarrassing stories. Apparently Critter has some issues with locked doors. Listen to the show, you'll see what we mean. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du J...

Summary: The lads talk about some of the most annoying tropes in movies and television. ***Countdown to Episode 100 is in full swing! Don't forget to call and leave us a message swearing up shit storm! Calls will be aired on Episode 100. Here's the number: 985-265-7726*** In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Gimlet -2.5oz Gin -.5oz Lime Juice -.5oz Simple Syrup (You can sub out the...

Summary: The Lads/Lady... Jess are back with Semester 10 and the Gum Tracks are flowing! Also a new challenge has been made for our WYMPS, so listen in can check it out. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Jess Cocktail du Jour: El Diablo -1.5oz Tequlia -.5oz Creme de Cassis -.5oz Lime Juice -Add Ginger Beer Quote du Jour: Microphone Burger Baron - Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio Scarface - Fuck yo...

Summary: The lads wrap up Semester 9 in their traditional fashion, popping some champagne and reading some of their favorite comments, posts, and contributions from you, the listeners (WYMPS? We're thinking that could be a cool name for listeners. Do you agree?) In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Champagne - 1 Bottle - Then another. - And another. - And so on... Pop the cork out that...

Summary: The lads reveal some of their biggest fears. Not just fears, but irrational fears. Because let's face it, if you're afraid of snakes or walking a tightrope above the Grand Canyon, those are totally normal fears. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Adios Mother Fucker - 1 oz. Gin - 1 oz. Light Rum - 1 oz. Vodka - 1 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao Liqueur - 2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix - 1 oz...

Summary: The lads welcome the summer with some of their best memories of summer. Plus, they make a shocking and frankly, haunting discovery about Jess. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Jess Callac Cocktail du Jour: Bug Juice - 4 Parts Absolut Mandarin - 2 Parts Passoã - 7 Parts Pineapple Juice Just mix all ingredients together with ice. It's kind of a party style booze drink, so serve...

Summary: The lads bid the WYM Studio a fond farewell. Time to move on. They also talk about the act of moving and toast goodbye with some Larry's. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Special Guest: Jess Callac Cocktail du Jour: Corpse Reviver #1 & #2 #1 - 2 Parts Cognac - 1 Part Apple Brandy - 1 Part Sweet Vermouth Stir with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. #2 - 3/4 oz. Gin - 3/4 oz. Lemon...

Summary: The lads go full nerd and talk about giant fucking robots in this episode. What more do you need to know? In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Baby Guinness - 2 oz. Kahlua - 1/2 oz. Bailey's Fill a shot glass almost to the top with coffee liqueur. Top off with Irish cream. It should float perfectly on top making the "head" (heh heh heh....head) of your shot. Enjoy adorable bab...

Summary: The lads made it halfway through the semester, you know what that means...The ZOMBIE GAME is back!! Also, since no one claimed the Big Bag of F#ck No!, they draw a new winner. Listen to find out if you're the lucky winner. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: The Manhattan - 2 oz. Rye Whiskey - 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth - 5 Drops of Angostura Bitters (or however many you want, we'r...

Summary: The lads discuss some of their favorite science, math, history, and all kinds of other educational things that have, despite their best efforts, stuck with them over the years. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Copper Mine (Layered Shot) Equal Parts - Frangelico (bottom) - Tia Maria (middle) - Bailey's (top) Layer these shots using the back of a spoon or any other way you k...