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Martha hosts a picnic on The Ladies of London , and it’s so feisty that even Kimi sheds a tear. We’ve never heard the term “psychotic cow” used so endearingly! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekar...

This is part 2 of 2 It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at...

This is part 1 of 2 It’s taken years, but the last vestiges of the Fox Force 5 on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have finally begun to crumble. Our jaws are on the floor as Erika reads Dorit for filth for being late and inconsiderate in Italy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at...

A new franchise enters the villa! The Real Housewives of Rhode Island joins the Bravo roster with all sorts of simmering drama: polygamy! Cheap wine! Under performing coffee shops! Join us as we kick off a new era on Bravo! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

The Southern Hospitality gang heads out for another trip, this time to go tubing in a brown-colored, gator-infested river. But while everyone’s having a blast, Michols makes Lake feel like garbage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instag...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcr...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Valley returns with one less man-baby and two more real babies. Plus, Jesse’s now-revealed girlfriend Lacey makes her grand, shaky-voiced debut. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwh...

This is part 2 of 2 Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! This is also the week we found out in real life that West and Amanda have been banging, so how will that affect this epi...

This is part one of a 2-part recap Summer House continues Kyle’s senior citizen party and West tries to explain to him that yelling at his wife and telling her to f off is a bad thing. Kyle cries and plays victim, of course. Then Lindsay has a housewarming and Dara confronts Baylie. Watch out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/...

This is part 2 of 2 Below Deck Down Under , and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You can’t just tell a man to stop being condescending and then expect his eggs to stiffen. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .&nb...

This is part one of a two-part recap **We open this recap with a discussion of the Summer House drama. Skip to 19 min to avoid it and get on with Below Deck!** Ellie loses it with Ben’s honey boobooing and takes it to the Captain on Below Deck Down Under , and there’s a gay wedding that can’t out hairspray Mike’s hair. Disappointing. The bride may not be running, but the eggs definitely are. You c...

This is part 2 of 2 Married to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before she becomes Preside...

This is part one of a two-part recap Married to Medicine ends its reunion by letting the men squabble. Meh. Eugene is called out for being one of the women and Steve still refuses to pay for a Med Gala ticket. The women repeat their arguments from last week and then tell us all how inspirational they are. This could have been a one part reunion, but we’ll take all the Heavenly we can get before sh...

The Ladies of London split up for dual parties where Mark shows his claws and comes after Margo for being new money. The horror! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acas...

This is part 2 of a 2-parter The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker...

This is part one of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are still squabbling over nothing in Italy. Kyle tries to convince everyone that they all think Dorit is losing her mind but Dorit has the last laugh when she abandons Kyle and Erika on the side of the road. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

Southern Hospitality’s girls and gays night turns ugly when Grace Lilly is kicked out for being an ass and Mia refuses to apologize to Jordan for agreeing to go on a date with Justin. Will Maddie forgive Grace one last time or is she donezo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at pat...

This is part 2 of 2 The Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode. Salley stands up...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap The Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode. Sal...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Summer House has a party for Kyle’s birthday, where he throws a childish hissy fit because no one shows up to his DJ set in the living room. There’s a senior citizen party, a dangly rubber rack on Ciara , and some mess when Dara finds out what Bailey said about her.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Summer House has a party for Kyle’s birthday, where he throws a childish hissy fit because no one shows up to his DJ set in the living room. There’s a senior citizen party, a dangly rubber rack on Ciara , and some mess when Dara finds out what Bailey said about her.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! After Ben calls Ellie “honey” one too many times, our Balkan heroine finally snaps, leading to the explosion we’ve been bracing for all season on Below Deck Down Under .  Meanwhile, there’s a panty liner on the wall! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus ep...

This is part one of a two-part recap! After Ben calls Ellie “honey” one too many times, our Balkan heroine finally snaps, leading to the explosion we’ve been bracing for all season on Below Deck Down Under .  Meanwhile, there’s a panty liner on the wall! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonu...

This week on Crappy Hour Live, we talk about the beloved Real Housewives of Miami being paused and MomTok news going completely crazy.  We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens . To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episode...

Married to Medicine opens its reunion with news that Dr. Simone and Dr. Jackie are beefing. Is this the end of the road for them? Or can Andy save the day? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram...