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This is part one of a two-part recap! Douche cruise continues to douche up the Seychelles on Below Deck Down Under .  With Anthony gone, Tzarina has to cook and clean everything by herself, but luckily, she has a new love interest to keep her motivated.  OR DOES SHE?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to...

As TJ launches Sir Weiners on Southern Hospitality , Joe Bradley leans into the fantasy that he’s actually married to Maddi. Meanwhile, Emmy and Will are stronger than ever! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrapp...

Mia is in full Mia mode as she tries to explain, excuse, and rewrite her stories on Real Housewives of Potomac . Plus, a sordid beef between Stacey and Viv emerges.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens...

Shep reaches new levels of cringe as he continues to pursue Sienna on Southern Charm . It’s a text message we may never forget. Meanwhile, Craig laments the decline of his friendship with Austin. Thanks for listening to our TED talk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .&nb...

Carl and Lindsay share words for the first time since the reunion on Summer House .  Plus, Ciara confronts West, and Jesse receives a koala hug. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , Dorit throws a July 4th party that devolves into a series of petty spats. First, Sutton has to wait in a foyer, then she calls Dorit a bitch, and then she throws a tiara. This is all before Erika even gets her once-a-year hot dog. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to P...

This week on Crappy Hour, there’s a war a brewin between the North and South as the rhetoric from Southern Charm and Summer House cast members heats up amid the Craige Uncoupling. Also, Anne Marie sues a year after leaving RHOBH and leaves the Democrat party. We give the move a solid 8.5. Also, we catch up with the latest mess on Married to Medicine. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on Yo...

The sous makes a stand on Below Deck Down Under , and he does it on the International Douche Cruise, featuring a self-help guru who thanks God every day for his handsomeness.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwh...

DJ Maddi LOfu**ingL and Joey Marbles pretend to tie the knot in Vegas on this week’s Southern Hospitality , and Will is still most definitely not cheating on Emmy. To prove it, Emmy unleashes rivers of mascara onto us and the city. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for th...

Time for the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion! Karen is missing but don’t worry. They still drag her for filth. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

Time for the glamorous 2025 Golden Crappies! We’ve tallied your votes and are here at Town Hall in NYC to deliver the results with a star studded cast. Act Two features Kempire, Margaret Josephs (RHONJ) , Kara Berry from Everyone’s Business but Mine, Dylan Hafer from Betches, and Taylor Strecker from Taste of Taylor. To listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads...

Time for the glamorous 2025 Golden Crappies! We’ve tallied your votes and are here at Town Hall in NYC to deliver the results with a star studded cast. Act One features Jessel Taank, Rebecca Minkoff, Patricia Alschtul, Kyle Cook, Danny Murphy, Dolores Catania, and Broadway’s own Danny Reichard!  To listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.c...

Shep wants to impress everyone with his new young love on this week’s Southern Charm trip to the Bahamas, but it looks like the love in question has come down with a case of the ick. Shucks! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale...

Lindsay got the most important taco contract in her life, and it’s in her belly! Summer House returns with some fresh youngins and some old grudges. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/...

This week on Dwell Hellow, a young couple just wants a pool. In Grand Rapids, MI. Surely it will all work out…? This is a recap of House Hunters S066 E08 Young Buyers Hit Brick Wall and we rented it on AppleTV. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is part two of a two-part recap Garcelle tries to sit down and have a talk with Sutton’s mama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Fin...

This is part one of a two-part recap!  Garcelle tries to sit down and have a talk with Sutton’s mama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it doesn’t go well. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens....

Friction continues to build between Tzarina and her sous on Below Deck Down Under .  Also, a love triangle is slowly building and Lara hates wrinkly sheets!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.co...

The gang goes to Vegas to see DJ Maddi Reese play the biggest gig EVAR on Southern Hospitality .  But wait! What if Grace doesn’t wake up in time?  And will Will show up? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwh...

Craig tries to sell beekeeping on Paige on Southern Charm , but she seems less than enthused.  Afterwards, Patricia hosts a men’s dinner where Whitney breaks a chair, Ryan says something, and Austen tries to be sophisticated.  Thanks to everyone who came to our Denver show!  Next stop, Cincinnati! To listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go...

Angie Katsanevas join us live in Salt Lake City as we recap the final installment of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City .  What a tremendous season, and there cannot be a better way to send off this triumph than by recording in the heart of Utah. Thanks to everyone who showed up! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, g...

This is part 2 of our 2-parter The Real Housewives of New York City ends its reunion. There’s a pavlova .   To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

This is part one of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of New York City ends its reunion. There’s a pavlova .   To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Sutton brings Garcelle and Kyle to Augusta, GA on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so that they can meet her mom Reba, and let us just tell you: what a kind and warm woman. Meanwhile, Kathy hosts a Capri dinner where she learns about Dorit and “PJ”’s crumbling relationship. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Sutton brings Garcelle and Kyle to Augusta, GA on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills so that they can meet her mom Reba, and let us just tell you: what a kind and warm woman. Meanwhile, Kathy hosts a Capri dinner where she learns about Dorit and “PJ”’s crumbling relationship. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participat...