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This is part 2 of 2 Below Deck gets stuck on the dock with a broken engine, which means di**ed over guests, which means sad poor crew. Also, Kyle gets messy drunk again and blames all of his bad choices on Fraser. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Below Deck gets stuck on the dock with a broken engine, which means di**ed over guests, which means sad poor crew. Also, Kyle gets messy drunk again and blames all of his bad choices on Fraser. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The ladies of Real Housewives of Miami take a spiritual Flamenco class in Spain and stomp all over each other’s souls. Larsa flips her lid about Lisa not unfollowing Marcus, Julia starts fights then cries that people are fighting, and Stephanie pretends to have the best marriage of all time. It’s a fun one. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes...

This is part one of a two-part recap The ladies of Real Housewives of Miami take a spiritual Flamenco class in Spain and stomp all over each other’s souls. Larsa flips her lid about Lisa not unfollowing Marcus, Julia starts fights then cries that people are fighting, and Stephanie pretends to have the best marriage of all time. It’s a fun one. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus epis...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County take on another day in New Orleans and then they take on Tamra, who runs away drunkenly crying and quits after one of her evil plans backfires. It’s glorious. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at p...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County take on another day in New Orleans and then they take on Tamra, who runs away drunkenly crying and quits after one of her evil plans backfires. It’s glorious. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus epi...

The Real Housewives of Miami cast trip to Seville starts hilariously with dueling flights, a missing housewife, a passionate singer, and a chest-thumping dinner argument. It’s perfect. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

This is part 2 of 2 The Valley reunion concludes with Janet and Jason going down in flames. Plus, a bonus read from Andy about Jesse’s girlfriend is the chef’s kiss moment we didn’t know we needed!. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens an...

This is part 1 of 2 The Valley reunion concludes with Janet and Jason going down in flames. Plus, a bonus read from Andy about Jesse’s girlfriend is the chef’s kiss moment we didn’t know we needed!. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...

The boys of McBee Dynasty need to try spices in Nashville because … reality TV.  So let’s go on a road trip!  Broken beds and windows ensue. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronn...

This is part 2 of 2 Kyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

This is part one of a two-part recap Kyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus...

This week in Bravo news, Dorit is writing a book, Brandy has named her face worm, Gretchen caught being a bigot, Carl has a secret name, and Heather responds to allegations that she researched Katie. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30 PT on YouTube and Patreon! YouTube.com/watchwhatcrappens Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Ins...

The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to New Orleans where one very brave waiter spills a drink down Heather Dubrow’s back. Meanwhile, a “fatty” photo becomes the talk of the town. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follo...

A woman struggling to hold on to her youth searches for a home with a kid trying to hold onto a beabull and it’s tragic. But once he’s a rich MMA fighter it will all be worth it, right? RIGHT?! We’re recapping House Hunters Season 269 Episode 1: Cougar Needs a Den For Her Cub and we watched it on YouTube TV.  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @wat...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap With a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami .  Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie’s PJ? And will Basquiat get one last trip to paradise? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwha...

This is part 1 of a two-part recap With a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami .  Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie’s PJ? And will Basquiat get one last trip to paradise? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchw...

Wanna gather round to watch Cole screw up the family business then grovel to his pregnant girlfriend with an apology baby moon trip before he probably cheats on her next week? Where’s the hill we need to kick this guy’s ass? McBee Dynasty is upon us. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Find bonus...

This is part 2 of our two-part recap On part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @...

This is part one of a two-part recap On part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchw...

Below Deck sent the insane drunk Lady home, unfortunately, but don’t worry! There is still plenty of mess and two very large boobs that need holding. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcra...

The Real Housewives of Orange County celebrates Heather some more and Tamra brings Jo back to tile up Gretchen and Slade. It doesn’t really work, but it’s ok. Jen drags Tamra some more anyway. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens an...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap The Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwha...

This is part 1 of a two-parter The Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he’s working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .   F...