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ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below Deck) that we had to skip LOL. It was too fabulous an episode to not talk crap about, so did a special. How. Lucky. Are. YOU? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http...

Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of "Below Deck!" First, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@bsideblog on Twitter/Instagram) ask all the pressing questions they've had for Kate over the past two seasons. Then all three get into the nitty-gritty of recapping this week's first post-Leon...

Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses with all new terrible Val Pak surgery and Apres Ski puts even more poor people on the air. YAY! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras,...

We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners brawl, and a crazy person almost burns down a boat on Below Deck. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatc...

Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com, "The Banter Blender" podcast) at the Hollywood Improv to gab about Bravo for a while. We learn all about Heather's recent dinner with Tamra, Shannon, and other Bravo-lebrities; plus, we also find out what it's like to be friends with Tamra Judge. Along the way, there...

This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and we can assure you this kerfuffle won't be dying down anytime soon. Allegations of taxi rudeness and family gossiping are the foundations of Bravo's best fights. There's also talk of Sophie, Caroline, and dead pheasants. Then it's on to "Below Deck" where a spat about a cardboard box and pommes fonda...

The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) sort through the fake cancer, real mom deaths, and fake Jesus bonding before heading off to Joe using up Tre’s prison cell minutes on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Tre Checks in to Make Sure Melissa Gorga is Getting No Camera Time in Her...

Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to smile for an hour and neurotics in bad wigs pissing off royalty, it’s time to set sail with Below Deck to make fun of Amy’s imaginary dates with turtles. If you have no idea what we’re talking about, you’re doing this right. Enjoy! Come listen as Ronnie...

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest frenemies. Unsurprisingly, it didn't turn out so well. Shannon and Vicki screamed at each other, and friendships crumbled as Brooks' maybe-cancer continued to dominate all conversation. Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the Giudice clan gathered around the phone to he...

Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting on "Ladies of London." This time the Americans are bickering over who gets to be Caroline's friend. Then it's on to "Below Deck" where Chef Leon has once again prepared some beef cheeks for the passengers. Things go wrong, Dane gets drunk, and everyone is passive-aggressive to each other. Come listen as Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandel...

Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a piece of ghost plastic? And what does David think about all this? Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) leave the SATANIC world of Orange County and delve into the “I’m Sorry, Really, Bitch” parade on Married to Medine’s 20 part finale reunion. Enjoy! Subscrib...

Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Juliet might not be invited to har parties now. The class on display in Ladies of London can only be followed by our favorite show about maids, of course. Alex P Keaton yells about his power while everyone else gets naked and covered in carbs. Below Deck is, in fact, on deck, and Ben Mandelker (bsidebl...

There's a tempest in a lettuce cup this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Shannon and Vicki are drifting, Brooks has a dubious medical record, and Tamra loves Jesus, betch! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) break it all down — every. last. detail. Then it's on to the "Married to Medicine" reunion, which is, you know, a disaster. Come listen! You can support...

Grab your passports because it's time to go back to England. It's New Years on "Ladies of London," and everyone's having a blast until Caroline makes a yoga joke. That's when the JUBs hit the fan. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dish about everything from Julie's Unbelievable Balls to Caroline's unicorn scandal. Then it's off to the high seas as a new deckhand and...

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are live on Perisocope today to talk crap about Brook?s possible cancer on Real Housewives of Orange County before moving onto the victims over at Married to Medicine. The loudest crier wins! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/p...

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) start this lovely episode off with talk of Thomas Ravenall's sperm still working and the new pics of David Beador's mistress. He cheated on Shannon with--Shannon. Also, it's a full hour fifteen minutes of Ladies of London giggles before ending with a not-European-at-all rehash of Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.pat...

The quest for knowledge is never complete, and no one knows that more that Meghan King Edmonds, resident gumshoe of "Real Housewives of Orange County." This week Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) discuss Meghan's latest investigative updates, among other ludicrous things. There's also chatter about the silliness on "Married To Medicine," including news that water is...

"Ladies of London" is back, and Caroline is colder than ever. In other words, we love her. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dissect the glorious season premiere. Then it's off to the Caribbean for an episode of "Below Deck" featuring conch deception and Don backflipping his way off the yacht. Finally, things wrap up with another dissatisfying episode of "My Fab 40th...

This week on Watch What Crappens, Ben (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend quality time at the Beador Family Eatery talking about almost cancer, almost Christianity, and almost David. David? After Real Housewives of Orange County, we mess around with RHONY's Secrets Revealed and finish with a Married to Medicine scream fest to celebrate a really cheap vacation. Subs...

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have some fun times with Below Deck and My Drab 40th and had extra time to talk crap about the Other One, the new cast member on RHOBH, Kim Richards? latest mishap, Danielle Staub?s marriage to a SEAL, and a special appearance by Shannon Beador starring in Speed. Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episod...

The feud between Megan and Vicki reaches new heights and lows this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," and it's no more civilized over on "Real Housewives of New York City" where LuAnn recounts the horrors of enduring a CAMERA STAMPEDE (on a reality show with cameras). If that's not enough bickering, there's Heavenly and Jill having at it on "Married to Medicine" too. As always, Ronnie Kar...

The "Real Housewives of New York City" reunion powers on, and this week, we take on Dorinda's slurry accusations, Heather's '90s outfit, LuAnn's hatred of Mario, and Ramona's renewal. Then it's on to the season premiere of "Below Deck" as we meet the new crew members of the S.S. Eros. Will Aerosmith appear? More importantly, will Train show up for "My Fab 40th," or will crazy party planner Sarina...

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) go to town on the fake cancer and God's word drama on RHOC before heading to Atlanta to try and figure out wtf Quad is saying. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.yout...

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) spend an hour and a half making fun of the dodo birds on the Real Housewives of New York Reunion, Part One of Thirty. Join us! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.yout...

Ben and Ronnie go to town on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Orange County," which sees a questionable psychic declare that Brooks has no cancer. Listen as we rake the psychic, Shannon, Vicki, Megan, Tamra, and pretty much everyone else over the coals. Then it's on to "Married To Medicine" where Quad is the lucky recipient of the phoniest bombshell of 2015. We are not kind to her. We wra...