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Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked about etiquette while attending a cash bar. The SHAME. PLUS!: Ramona Singer takes on RHOCheshire and Obama learns what it’s like to be a Beador. Enjo...

Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and abandonment. And missing bathroom sinks. PLUS! We read Yolanda Foster and Rinna’s twitter war, watch the Real Housewives of Dallas preview and imagine a podcast starring Meghan King Edmonds. T...

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No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and a fresh new song from DJ James Kennedy. You'll have to tune in to hear his new track. Then it's on to "Top Chef" for Restaurant Wars!!! Yay! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:09 - Crappens Mailbag 00:29:24 - Vanderpump Rules 01:30:40 - Top Chef Support us at pat...

Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves some iciness for Faye Resnick. We cover it all, plus Newlyweds: The First Year. Here are the time codes for your listening pleasure: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:10:39 - Crappens Mailbag 00:29:45 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 01:30:01 - Newlyweds: The First Year 01:59:32 - Vanderpump Rules Thanks for li...

NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try on bikinis and hug for no reason, and Padma gets drunk on Top Chef and throws micro greens at people. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-9:14 Chatter, hot Ben, free eagles 9:24-24 Crappens Mailbag: Real Babushkas of WeHo, Golden Housewives, burning questions 24- 1:22:15 RHOA: The return of the Moose and finally: I’M...

Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The couples of Newlyweds are still headed towards annulment, and Jax gets caught stealing sunglasses from a non Lisa owned establishment on Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-25: Celebrity Apprentice, Kim Richard’s new show and Crappens Mailbag (Ramona meets the Vanderpump pets) 25:45 RHOBH 1:30:10 N...

This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-less brunch on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," crappy fish on "Top Chef," and a petty lunch on "Real Housewives of Potomac." 00:00:00 - Intro 00:07:16 - Crappens Mailbag 00:16:19 - Recipe for Deception 00:33:12 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 01:21:46 - Top Chef 01:41:39 - Real Housewives of Potomac Suppo...

Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws a terrible dinner party on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Won't you be a doll and listen to us gab about it? Here are the time codes: 00:10:46 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:30 - Some fun OC Gossip 00:44:22 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 01:48:01 - Newlyweds: The First Year 02:15:30 - Real Housewives of C...

New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of rules for you to follow. The Real Housewives of Atlanta are checking out the catering at the Million Man March, and Vanderpump Rules is topless in Hawaii, and Katie’s PISSED. Enjoy! *** 0-21:46 Opening and Crappens Mailbag 2146 RHOPotomac begins. Please follow the rules. 1:17:55 Real Housewives of Atl...

Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time she shames the wrong ho. The Real Housewives of Cheshire are still discussing geriatric pregnancies (and whatever the hell Ampiker is talking about), and the Newlyweds are already crumbling like stinky gorgonzola. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-27:45 Crappens Mailbag: Jury of Housewives, RHOtheWorld and Making a...

This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on "Vanderpump Rules." Need we say more? Of course we do! Here's the rundown: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:09 - Real Housewives of ATL (Kenya meets her mom!) 01:04:06 - Top Chef: California (gay weddings! 01:23:13 - Vanderpump Rules (Jax's birthday lunch!) Thanks for listening everyone! We love you! See acast.com/priv...

We go deep with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and the second episode of "Newlyweds: The First Year" 00:00:00 - Intro 00:08:10 - Crappens Mailbag: playing rock, paper, scissors with Bravo characters 00:18:06 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Yolanda loses the boobs; everyone else goes to the Hamptons 01:19:21 - Real Housewives of Cheshire: the poke heard 'roun...

It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marriages that will never last! They’re littering our Bravo at the moment, from Vanderpump Rules (upcoming failed marriage), Newlyweds (in progress failed marriages) and Real Housewives of Atlanta (dead before they began marriage brew). Enjoy! Timestamps: Opening and New Year’s Resolutions 12:00 Crappens...

We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to the 2015 Crappies!! ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv....

It's a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie's drunk, Ben's caffeinated, and it's very late at night. No wonder there are tangents about "White Christmas," F. Scott Fitzgerald, and who knows what else. Definitely give this one a listen. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:15:28 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:30:57 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 01:25:06 - Vanderpump Rules Thanks for li...

It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," scampering ducks on "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and nasty old bats everywhere else. Isn't that just the best? Come listen to what we're squawking about today: 00:00:00 - Intro / Bravo Gossip 00:10:52 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:08 - Countess LuAnn vs. Martha Stewart 00:21:31 - Rehashing...

Time Codes: Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes. Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11:35 Vanderpump Rules 1:19:25 It’s Christmas week! What better time to discuss abusive nephews and ham slapping? The Real Housewives of Atlanta in Miami was a doozy this week. Fights, social commentary, and super bitchy remarks by Tootie’s mom Docker wearing husband. Then we head over to...

Time Codes: Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’s horse allowance. 36:15 RHOBH: Midget pregnant donkey, new ho, Taylor Armstrong causes dramz. 1:38: Work Out: Fame hungry morons with butterface say “brand” a lot. 2:00: Real Housewives of Cheshire: Frozen eggs are compared to Tombstone Pizza and Magali makes a lot of sound effects. ******* Real House...

It's the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: "Watch What Crappens" visits SUR! Come listen as we tell stories of Tom and Tom and James and others! Plus, recaps of all the usual stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:21 - Our visit to SUR 00:27:25 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:32 - Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 01:23:50 - SUR WARS: The Horse Awakens 01:44:44 - Vanderpump Rules recap Thanks...

We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of our podcast. Here's what's in store: 00:00:00 - Intro; 00:09:51 - Crappens Mailbag; 00:30:47 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap; 01:42:14 - Real Housewives of Cheshire Recap Thanks so much for listening. Remember to support us at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at http://facebook....

This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking in on Rocky #2 over at Top Chef. Then it's time for a quick Workout followed by a binge on Pride Day with the meth faced meat puppets on Vanderpump Rules. Come on in! Timestamps! Opening/Crappens Mailbag 0-17:55 Real Housewives of Atlanta 17:55 Top Chef 1:16 Workout 1:29:45 Vanderpump Rules 1:36:45...

Big episode today! We cover the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" premiere, give the inside scoop about the "Top Chef" premiere, make ridiculous impersonations of the "Real Housewives of Cheshire" ladies, and end it all with the "Below Deck" reunion, part II. The "Top Chef" stuff is extra fun because we got to go to the taping! 00:00:00 Intro 00:05:12 Crappens Mailbag 00:18:30 "Real Housewives of...

Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here's the episode rundown! 00:00 Intro 15:00 Atlanta Recap 33:50 Mike & Jessica (Shahs of Sunset) divorce 38:25 Back to the ATL recap 55:03 Yolanda & David Foster divorce news! 1:30:07 Vanderpump Rules recap Hope you enjoy! Remember to support us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Like us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit u...

Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher the accents on Real Housewives of Cheshire. Following is a special Bonus episode w Katie Cazorla (The Nail Files, the upcoming Second Wives on E!). She was on the podcast earlier this week, and we spent a lot of time before the show catching up on Vanderpump Rules, Millennials, and behind the scene...