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Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Reza finishes the Shahs of Sunset off by being grosser than usual. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 22:00 RHOC 1:23:00 RHONJ 1:51:55 Shahs Season Finale Our new show at TuneIn starts next week! Download the app! For...

Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Housewives of New York squabbles on a yacht and Ramona Singer buys some Apple Socks. Enjoy! Find Kate on Twitter and Insta @Kate_Chastain and read her blog at http://aluckycharminglife.com Timestamps: 0 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: RHOEl Paso 13:...

Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! Then it's on to MJ's silly renewal party on Shahs of Sunset, and finally, we catch up with Siggy the Sea Monster on Real Housewives of NJ. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:46 - Crappens Mailbag 00:22:58 - RHOC 01:08:56 - Shahs of Sunset 01:26:33 - RHO...

So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHONY. Plus, The Bravos and some subpar developments on Below Deck: Med. Great stuff! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:37 - Crappens Mailbag 00:20:35 - The Bravos 00:32:40 - Real Housewives of Melbourne Premiere 01:31:23 - Real Housewives of New York City 02:07:28 -...

Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurrected on Christmas. Also, Mike has some shoe dramz on Shahs. Have fun! Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHOC 1:13:30 RHONJ 1:49:20 Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video ch...

Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tell someone in chemotherapy to quit smoking. No one is really shocked on Below Deck Mediterranean, but they iron a lot of stuff anyway. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0 Opening chatter. Toasters, Fabio’s gooseident, and Sheanna from Vanderpump rules what’s butter an...

Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new faces to hang out with too. First there's Dolores, who we sort of already know, and then Siggy! We love Siggy! Things are looking up for the franchise! Then it's on to Orange County where it's an hour full of highways, beach parties, and leg infections. F...

Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come listen as we get down and dirty! 00:00:00 -- Intro 00:16:18 — The Matt Whitfield Warm Seat 00:31:12 — Real Housewives of New York City 01:15:42 — Southern Charm 01:39:00 — General Bravo talk Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-...

We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! We also make fun of Caroline Flemming's Insta and rummage through the mailbag, of course. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag: Bethenny Book Advice and Yolanda Awfulness 34:20 Clear the Flem 40:10 Non Housewives Awards!: Ben and Ronnie award their favorit...

Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we're talking eating disorders, we're talking fibroids, we're talking yachties, and we're talking calzones! Come listen! 00:07:18 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:34 - CLEAR THE FLEMM 00:34:14 - Real Housewives of New York City 01:42:09 - Below Deck: Med Subscribe...

Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruining each other’s lives for no reason, and Kathryn shows up to the Southern Charm reunion dressed like an extra from Deadwood. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening Chatter and Mailbag: The Ladies of London on Brexit and Bethenny gets a tattoo...

Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and Shahs of Sunset’s Reza ruining lives for fun. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Kim/Dorinda Intervention...

When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon's bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn's feud with Landon to LeeAnne's general anger towards everything. So much fun that it took us 3 hours to cram it all in. Happy listening! 00:00:50 - Introduction 00:07:04 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17...

"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come listen! 00:04:13 - Mailbag 00:19:27 - RHONY 01:20:10 - Gossip 01:25:03 - RHOC Uncensored Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at...

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern Charm for a drunk old white guy tell off session. Also, Reza does the entire past season of RHOBH plotline in one episode of Shahs of Sunset. Timestamps: 0-17:40 Crappens Mailbag 17:40 Real Housewives Season Finale 1:11:40 Southern Charm 1:...

Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks for all your listens and support! We love you! Timestamps: 00 Opening thank yous and Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHONY 1:57:08 Clear the Flem 2:04:05 Below Deck Med -- Subscribe at http:...

It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations, denials, and tempers that climax with LeeAnne threatening to kill Marie over a scatological rumor that makes Brandi's poop hat look demure. Joini...

This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic episode of "Real Housewives of New York," which has LuAnn and Bethenny battling it out in a war of attrition up in the Berkshires. Don't worry: Dorinda gets involved, and even Ramon...

Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of poop jokes and LeeAnne labelling herself to give us another hour of pure joy. Timestamps: 0-20:05 Crappens Mailbag: Landon and Julie from Ladies of...

Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0:00 Watch What Happens and Crappens Mailbag 50:30 RHONY 2:01:25 Tour Group 2:19:20 Below Deck Med -- Subs...

Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm (Whitney is sad, guys). Plus, Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem! Come listen! Here are...

This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's vicious tongue lashing of Sonja, a drunken cousin on "There Goes the Motherhood," a bat er...

Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm? Timestamps: 0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: WWE and Cedric the L...

Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag 39:30 RHONY 1:29:45 Clear the Flem 1:33:45 Tour Group Returns 1:33:45 B...

Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in flames around the "Shahs of Sunset" campfire. And finally, no trolley is safe when Leeanne gets mad on "Real Housewives of Dallas." Here are the t...