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It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus...

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon...

When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious. Oh, and don't forget: get started NOW at Stitch Fix.com/crappensand you'll get an extra 25% off when you keep all 5 items in your box! See a...

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GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.c...

There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extra...

This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @...

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW. See acast.com/privacy for privacy a...

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens F...

GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/...

The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/priva...

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Ou...

Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informat...

This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Ex...

After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at...

Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon...

Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/w...

The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patr...

It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, and Jenni Pulos. Oh, and did we mention that SHANNON BEADOR DROPPED BY??? Truly th...

The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes.  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon...

The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage Edwards and Jenni Pulos is this Saturday Sept 2! Grab tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information...

Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant second season, and we are here for it. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon...

David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym.  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/...

It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It's a scandal we all weren't prepared for but somehow must embrace. Come listen to our take on this madness! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and op...