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BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out infor...

Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this week's latest Below Deck Med episode, which features milkshakes, escorts, and various romantic entanglements. Come listen, subscribe, and share! See a...

Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus epis...

Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all the "Shahs of Sunset" cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the ovulation sticks. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/w...

We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon...

Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon...

The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covered on today's episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER! Plus, Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes...

Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreo...

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It's nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from us. We love this show. Grab your whistles, watch out for the bushes, and make sure your chemical peel has healed because we're talking RHONY in ¡Mexico! See acast.com/privacy for pr...

It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real Housewives of Orange County." We didn't forget it about it! Afterwards, there's a live edition of Listener Spotlight, and then we give the Crappens treatment to Ramona's "Love Connection" ap...

Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...

Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Potomac" where we take on Juan, Ashley, Karen, and the mysterious BLUE EYES. Come listen! 00:00:00 - Intro / Amazon Prime bitching / Southern Charm 01:02:43 - RHOP Se...

Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find...

It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we've got the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean" covered, now with 110% more inaccurate accents. Stick around afterwards for Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Ou...

We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap every moment of the fight, and for added fun, we revisit Clear The Flem afterwards! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our P...

It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping it all - from Kathryn's fiery rose dress to Craig's formative gender studies education. Come join us, and don't forget to buy tickets to our live show on 9/2: watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreo...

Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreo...

The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.  Timestamps:  1:06:31 Invite Only Cabo Finale See acast.com/privacy for pri...

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...

Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcra...

"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not quite what he was looking for. Even worse, he totally undercut Ashley's masquerade fundraiser, leaving her to stew in her mask. So rude. We break it all down PLUS it's Friday, which means it's time for Crappens Mailbag!! Happy weekend y'all! See acast....

The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watch...

Lesson learned from this week's - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week's hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys don't worry about it - they only kissed for, like, TWO SECONDS; so it's totally cool. Come check out our recap where we dive into this scandal as well as other pressing i...

It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn's outfit to Naomi's musical cues. So much fun. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwh...