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No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!! 00...

The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at pat...

Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @ben...

There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific "Below Deck" dates. As Kate would say, "ha." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagra...

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https:...

The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker...

Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's cancer, and Shannon's marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and fol...

The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon...

It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus...

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon...

When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious. Oh, and don't forget: get started NOW at Stitch Fix.com/crappensand you'll get an extra 25% off when you keep all 5 items in your box! See a...

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GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.c...

There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extra...

This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @...

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW. See acast.com/privacy for privacy a...

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens F...

GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/...

The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/priva...

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Ou...

Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informat...

This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Ex...

After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at...