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The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy! This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Ph...

The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy! This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added...

The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follo...

Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on I...

We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and foll...

Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bon...

You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered. Check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a talk about holiday wars, Netflix docs, and video games. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows...

We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.c...

The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May! **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and...

The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is? This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch...

You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information....

The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.co...

Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchw...

This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras...

Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Giv...

Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatc...

The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May! **Crappens Live is coming...

This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappe...

Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia!...

The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show!!...

Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!! ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatc...

It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. ***Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privac...

Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @be...