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Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live...

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all an...

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move... Be sure to check out our recap of the episode and then tell all your friends about it. And don't forget to buy tickets to our upcoming live...

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watch...

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https:/...

It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! **Our Limited HEY BETCH shirts are available through September at CrappensMerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville in 2018! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com...

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and f...

It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwh...

The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Fin...

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watc...

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow u...

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus epi...

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and...

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcra...

Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch! ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, Nashville, Charleston and Dallas! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watc...

MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Fin...

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crap...

The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com! *...

Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August a...

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Den...

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us o...

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https:...

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informa...