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With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our final episode of "Winter Is Crappening." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwh...

Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us...

"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are plenty of dingbats in Charleston to keep this show just as hilariously cra...

"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow u...

Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can't wait to find out. To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited E...

The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhat...

Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch ava...

It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. Find bonus episodes, our SHUT UP, BRAN! shirts, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Ext...

Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out! To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and...

This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch avai...

With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens an...

Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Irvine, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, Minneap...

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique is still pregnant, and Candiace is still getting married. But this time around, there's a hand blender! Check out our recap! See acast.com/privac...

With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and...

"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our recap :) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon....

Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronni...

Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps and live streams, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" me...

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get to meet the famous penguin? We'll have to wait until next season to find the answers to those questions. In the meantime, listen to our recap! See...

Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Irvine, Milwaukee, Pitts...

Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watc...

Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...

Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge? To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé...

A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens an...

Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is comi...

The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.co...