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Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen footage at the end. Plus, Macy Gray! See acast.com/privac...

This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an even more awkward scene with Naomi and ASHLEY. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/wa...

"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our P...

Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on...

The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly? To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensme...

Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess...Michael's butt grab! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One...

The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Cra...

The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is comin...

**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...

The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and fo...

There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and...

Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...

Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" — this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon would say, skeet skeet skeet mother effers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/wa...

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bo...

It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able to continue his streak of behaving like a non sexist misogynist pig? Let's see! To hear this week's premium bo...

Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is...

Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "T...

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ron...

Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon...

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of madness we're here for. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https...

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want? btw, time's running out to get your Baltimore and Cleveland tickets. Grab them here: http://watchwhatcra...

The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS?? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://pat...

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwh...

Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week's two part bonus episode previewing the Big Brother cast and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch availabl...

This episode has a video version available Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can. To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...