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Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "T...

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ron...

Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon...

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of madness we're here for. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https...

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want? btw, time's running out to get your Baltimore and Cleveland tickets. Grab them here: http://watchwhatcra...

The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS?? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://pat...

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwh...

Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. To hear this week's two part bonus episode previewing the Big Brother cast and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch availabl...

This episode has a video version available Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can. To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...

Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappens...

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreo...

This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned crabmeat? To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "Doooooo...

It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself "Tamica 2.0." We're so into this season that we're covering it for our main Monday show, but don't worry — we talk "Real Housewives of Potomac" afterwards. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon....

Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens Mailbag! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at pa...

The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). Luann's high horse tramples over Barbara and Sonja's meltdowns, leading Bethenny to scream in her face while simultaneously spiraling about Dennis. It'...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live...

On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan's new boyfriend, and he is... nice? We'll let you be the judge of that. JUST KIDDING. We'll pass tons of judgment on him and their suspicious relations...

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets. To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shir...

We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at...

We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shir...

Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we're into it! Check out our latest episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwh...

Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks. To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Editi...

* This episode has a video recap avail! It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Editi...

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley and Candiace about pregnancy. Let The Good Times Roll! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://pat...

Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got a new man, and Craig took pictures of pillows. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/wat...