Watch My Drink

The lads contemplate what is cheaper between cooking and eating out as well as state what qualifies a great hang out. Onyango plans an event and his bitch bails out on him and Caleb is broke so become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Learn why Onyango missed this recording and the folks' thoughts on religion. Meanwhile, Konye gets rained on third-winging Caleb and Elsie talks about her rejection. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Konye is forming bad drinking habits and has never had Qwetu pussy. Also, find out why Caleb's ex left him and Elsie's past experience with one minute men. The folks also discuss who they think had best game in the Bible. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

The range on this episode is wide. The folks talk proposals, sexual market value, hypergamy and a whole shit load of head. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Muhunyu doesn't know what the fuck a study group is as Quincy fails to get compliments from a group of idle dudes despite her looking fly. Caleb thinks male contraceptives are a double homicide and Konye wants a faithful premarital sex partner. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

The lads are vibing out. It's just hommies chilling. From Konye's shitty interpersonal skills to 11yr old Caleb chewing Miraa, Leeroy carrying his girlfriends' bags and the odds of dating a disabled girl. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Was Onyango molested or he just lost his virginity? Meanwhile, Konye expresses how he feels masculinity is at crisis. The lads also discuss what is less hard to come to grasp with; getting her pregnant or contracting an STI. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Onyango justifies his love for giving head and maybe because Delphine was aboard giving her take on modern chic outfit. Meanwhile, Caleb is using the podcast to get pussy and Konye is living below the poverty line so, become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Ironic how the boys talk about girls' dressing and what message it passes; it's a conversation that should be had often though. They also contemplate on which date you should have sex with someone you're seeing. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Onyango lists what he'd remember dead Konye for. The lads also talk leadership and their past experiences in its regard as Onyango gets political. And, as always, Caleb is late for the party. Lastly, what's your HIV status? Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Caleb's debts are fucking him up and Leeroy's exes are up for grabs. Meanwhile, Konye keeps getting zero returns on his 'investments'. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Konye is making himself rare and Wanjiru explains standards and girls' worth. The duo also discuss how we can be victims of our own ego, food addiction and minimalism. This was a siblings affair. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

The toxic niggas are back, again! From what counts as jerking off to crusification to how brilliant the superbowl 2022 half time performance was. This is transcendent. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Konye thinks vacations are actually easy to finance and Onyango is getting smarter and on a search for experiences. Lastly, why do you listen to Watch My Drink? Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Konye explains how the name of the podcast came to be. The lads also discuss Rihanna - the cool aunt and Onyango talks how Eve shouldn't have been created. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Onyango's experience with tailors and barbers has been fucked up more often than not. Meanwhile, Konye is cutting loose his crushes and discloses his two baskets of girls. Also, are white knights sluts' retirement plan? Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

You get to the pretty one through the less pretty ones, right? Wrong! Onyango would disagree as this backfires on him. Also, find out what gigs Leeroy and the lads are upto and Konye's argument that most if not all of us are victims of poor dads. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Onyango rejuvenates and 'loses' his virginity in the process. Meanwhile, Konye got a desire to just chill nude with his girl at his place and also closes the gap on folks who refuse to grow. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Is this a Kikuyu or Luo podcast? Maybe it's a political podcast. Or maybe a Swahiili podcast. But two certain things; one, it's hella interesting and two, the toxicity of this niggas is on a whole new level. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Leeroy's dad advice changes Leeroy's perception on alcohol and drinking, he's now drinking the 'jameskonye style'. He ironically records this episode drunk. Also, learn how Konye keeps track of his finances and discover the girl who rejected him thrice! Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Is blood really thicker than water? Also, Konye urges that post-nut clarity magnifies 'ugliness'. If Lewis woke up a girl, he says he'd let all the hommies hit, this nigga truly belongs to the streets. He also gets fired; we're hiring. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

2021 F1 season ended with controversies. Also, Konye is now saying grace before he goes clubbing and Lewis is a cry baby. The lads also discuss Jesus' dick - no homo. Plus, this ain't no atheist or blasphemy podcast. This episode finna get us in trouble. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

The lads touch on Formula 1, they then ask whether you are snitching if you found your dad cheating. This is not all we talk about, listen to find out more. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Yall know the drill; more raw and random bs and today am joined with Karleb Ngeno. From failing no nut November to porn channels having theme songs - has the podcast turned sexual? Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink

Lewis tells his encounter with a simp at the gym, Konye is broke to afford an event ticket, society has programmed us all and some other deep and random shit. Become a Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WatchMyDrink