Wasting ALL the Time

This week Jon sits down to chat with Barbary "Barb" The Bog Witch. Barb is getting into the perfume business to show up the snow fairies.

In this episode, Captain Gene is feeling better, Ivan gives the Captain a hand with something, Millie is in some trouble, and Uwe agrees that Chris Angel is pretty good. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody offers up an award, Dave offers a correction of pronunciation, Jon offers forgiveness, and Jes offers some General Mills Lucky Charms. Also, SUCK IT! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 00:35 - The Beginning 03:07 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 06:11 - Fruitwards: Indefensive Ordainment 16:04 - Twittershins Rapidballs 26:48 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us: Saturday Morning Mad Max (from Steven) 35:32 -...

In this episode, Captain Gene is being moody, Ivan promotes his robotics skills, Millie offers a rabbit-petting session, and Uwe takes some initiative. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon tries to provide directions, Dave wants to make some trades, Cody is looking to... expand his substance horizons, and Jes is going to investigate a vending machine. Also, Kyle got cropped! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 00:41 - The Beginning 03:30 - The Jonologue: The Peanut Gallery 06:12 - Fruitwards: Confusable Village 14:31 - What Have You Been Up To?: Watching Twitch ( How Ya Been...

In this episode, Captain Gene has some good news and some bad news, Ivan is performing experiments on unexpected creatures, Millie is still holding Mr. Fluffy, and Uwe is going to miss a performance. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave is a billionaire, Cody exposes Big Bat, Jon was wondering about spiders, and Jes hands off the talking stick. Also, I'm going to put these monkeys back in the barrel! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:00 - Some Business 04:28 - Science Time with Dave: Transistor Microchips 06:18 - Fruitwards: Stupid Divarication 14:35 - Twittershins Rapidballs 26:42 - What Day Is This?: National...

In this episode, Captain Gene has to get out of a bind, Ivan wears a loincloth, Millie takes a message, and Uwe takes a pupil. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes checks out her Netflix, Dave is the opposite of a silver lining, Cody is a good spirit, and Jon provides political costuming advice. Also, let's just say... it was bound to happen! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 03:31 - Style It: Paper Soak 07:23 - Fruitwards: Scandalous Bind 15:50 - What Have You Been Up To?: Learning to draw, schooling, keto, motorcycle repairs, audio booking, d...

Introducing Captain Gene Wildest, Communications Analyst Millie Stockman, Cosmonaut Ivan Vlademir, and magician/performance artist Uwe Klingman... the latest crew of the International Space Station (ISS)! In this episode, the crew make introductions and discuss what items they brought with them up to low earth orbit. The Plot... Thickens!   Come join our Discord server!

This week Cody brought it back around against all odds, Jes is going to be eaten by a mechanical T-Rex, Jon is Emperor Salsatine, and Dave brings his classic never-say-die attitude. Also, we're better/faster/stronger! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 03:18 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 06:28 - Fruitwards : Pleomorphic Navy 16:49 - Twittershins Rapidballs 25:15 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us : "No But" from M...

This week Jon is not going to get mad, Cody pulls a lever, Dave leads the service at whale church, and Jes is getting too many puppies. Also, bears are cute! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 03:24 - The Jonologue: Plastic Utensils 05:59 - Fruitwards : Blubbery Sanctuary 12:42 - What Have You Been Up To?: Keto, audio-booking, Twitch drawing , art commissions, watching the sunrise, podcasting about...

This week Dave got squished by the best, Jes is looking to build the Flavortown Lodge, Cody warns you against mango-watermelon, and Jon is just trying to enforce the laws. Also, put on the Victorian dress before you die! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:53 - Science Time with Dave: Fruit 04:41 - Fruitwards : Lordlike Lodge 11:14 - Twittershins Rapidballs 23:25 - What Day Is This?: National Dre...

This week the cohorts run down the top five scenes of the year! Thank you ever so much for your support during 2020. Here's to 2021! Show Notes: 0:00:00 - The Beginning 0:02:45 - Thank you to the Patreon supporters! 0:05:46 - The Rolling Green Hills Mall - Information Booth (Premium Produced Sketch) 0:18:42 - Scene #5: "Dime Store Novel" 0:26:12 - Scene #4: "Hell Juice" (from Steven) 0:32:20 - "Wh...

This week the cohorts begin the countdown to relive the top ten scenes of 2020! Listen along as we listen along to us listening to each other while making up silly things. Thank you ever so much for a great year for the podcast during an otherwise not-so-great year. We genuinely appreciate your support. Show Notes: 0:00:00 - The Beginning 0:04:00 - Runner Up: "Street Interview" feat. Kameron Schmi...

This week Jes doesn't want to kill Easter Bunnies but describes how to do so, Dave is a giant with a magical harp that sings Stephen Foster tunes, Cody passes on a cherished heirloom, and Jon is... Tony the Tiger, leader of a... gang? Also, it's not from cows, don't worry! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 04:32 - Style It!: Cross-hatching 07:45 - Fruitwards : Beamy Releaser 14:49 - What Have You...

This week Cody gets trolled by the dictionary, Dave wanted some wet socks (found them in Austin), Jes got the Necromancer Bob account, and Jon shows up late to not get his Oscar moment. Also, the internet is PRETTY BAD! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:45 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 05:42 - Fruitwards : Predal Gourd 16:34 - Twittershins Rapidballs 25:58 - Fings Wut Got Sent Us : Product Jingles (...

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This week Jon has got the gnarliest splinter, Cody is a troubled youth, Dave is running a museum, and Jes has a frequent buyers club card. Also, hop on into my Camero! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:47 - The Jonologue: Tape Dispensers 4:13 - Fruitwards: Bright Splinter 11:34 - What Have You Been Up To?: More artwork, Twitch streaming , video games, Twitch streaming , writing for YouTube , pr...

This week Dave misuses the word "plaintiff" in court, Cody chases kids off his porch, Jes can't keep telling you that she loves your retweets, and Kameron is hard-core pirate as hell. Also, teacher Nicholas was in fact the Zodiac Killer. Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:50 - Science Time with Dave: Solar System 04:50 - Fruitwards: Anencephalous Trigraph 14:23 - Twittershins Rapidballs 26:51 -...

This week is our Thanksgiving Special! Cody has no good grasp of time, Dave made a short film, Jes is rich and owns the candy story, and Kameron wrote a very dark, arcane, mysterious, yet accessible novel (a la Dan Brown). Also, mineral caoutchouc ("cow-chuck")! Show Notes: 00:00:00 - The Beginning 00:06:21 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 00:09:00 - Fruitwards: Lucubratory Elaterite 00:21:33 - Twittershi...

This week Jes doesn't want you to know when it ends, Dave has to run for City Council, and Jon finally got the (wrong) account. Also, everyone needs a cardigan! Show Notes: 00:21 - The Beginning 03:08 - Style It!: Landscaping 06:23 - Fruitwards: Moory Hierocracy 16:19 - What Have You Been Up To?: Wedding anniversary, singing, work, Minecraft, Twitch streaming , Inktober, improv shows , etc. 25:14...

This week Dave gets emotional about the Earth, Jes is going to do it all over again (and again and again and again and again etc.), and Jon gets to go to the surface whenever he likes. Also, measure in hamburgers! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:42 - Science Time with Dave: Earthquakes 04:26 - Fruitwards: Verbal Upgush 09:45 - Twittershins Rapidballs 19:06 - What Day is This?: National Chicke...

This week Jon has been spinning on ice cube trays, Dave's got this, Jes will settle for one out of four, and Cody tried to sell someone cat insurance. Also, you lost your bet! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:47 - The Jonologue: Ice Cube Trays 04:01 - Fruitwards: Unmade Man 09:00 - What Have You Been Up To?: Inktober, Twitch streaming , Twitch stream watching, music, live camera operation, mid...

Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history. Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!