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This show makes up for the previous show. I need supervision. Bag pants. WiFi make me poop pants. Decay photos. Person in charge of dead animals, just have to lay everything out. A good place for the sick dog. Can’t … Continue reading →

Short show, in fact, do not listen to this one. Took the WiFi home with me, sorry. I want to bring the WiFi back. Dogs can’t get married. Get this WiFi outta here. Racist WiFi. Yellow WiFi. Racist web filter. … Continue reading →

The corn husks won’t flush. Cutting loose. Pervert policy. Forgive me for cutting loose. Hotel pills and ride the lightning. Negative value on gas. Dump this gas. Poop. Dirty finger. Poop everywhere. Number of people. Wraps of toilet paper. Mostly … Continue reading →

This show was part of Dragonmere’s Corn Down series. The rest of those are available on his Patreon. Where is your sandwich. Test call. It just feels like a single. Eating food while getting gas, stop the abuse. Hot dogs … Continue reading →

This was not one of the best nights but it was still fun. Some random guy from a hotel is way funnier than me towards the end of the show… I want the used gum. Drive-thru instructions. Can’t get this … Continue reading →

This is an extended show… Enjoy? Water faucet car wash while getting gas for safety. Bathroom situation distancing. Gas returns. Bring my own drinks in while I wait for drinks. Accept payment via hand sanitizer and home made toilet paper. … Continue reading →

This show has maximum power. You have been warned. Limits on drive-thru stuff, how many maximums. We can’t verify your bathroom is clean. Two adult rooms to-go please. Drive-thru hoarding. Cancel every reservation please. Door dash 4 gallons of gas, … Continue reading →

Thank you for being open, seriously. This show sounds like the beginning of the large scale lock downs… Buy raw foods from the drive-thru. We can work for you for free, volunteer n stuff. Purchase the empty shelves from the … Continue reading →

Just need to get some bleach. Bandage and a mop for the broken bone. Brown eggs. Prepay for 10 cents worth of gas for direct use on the hands. Shoes off during eating only. Consent form for the package. Dirty … Continue reading →

But we have permission to bring the kids into the liquor store! Key for all the rooms to bring the kids down, we have permission slips. Field trips to everywhere. We need to come in early to clean ahead of … Continue reading →

This is one of those shows/recordings that has a lot of talking and stuff in it… I try forcing a premise way too many times until it’s not funny anymore. So yeah… Buy the rental shoes. Talking to the Pin … Continue reading →

Asking for the main room key again for the podcast but this time I’m a best selling author named George. Book signing even has been moved up. Release forms for the dogs on the podcast. Jim Cab Magazine with Ceiling … Continue reading →

Bring your own plate promotion. Skype blows up again. Wash my own dishes in the back. I left the keys in the toilet, dig up the pipes. I was making calls from inside the store. Flushing restrictions. Making pranks form … Continue reading →

We need supervision. I’ll be the guy that won’t leave. What’s the supervision limit? Bus loads of kids. We are going to publish this call. You have to trade places. Which version do you use? Fast food takeover for the … Continue reading →

This place is haunted, I’m sending a crew! Mexican BLT with soup. Just don’t touch my skin. Could you write me a note for work for being late? For shopping, bad service, and not doing drugs. I’m not drunk and … Continue reading →

Drive-thru trash. We really needs some pants. Could you flush a bag for me in the bathroom? Please throw this bag away. We ask places to dump expired things/poop down toilets. Why did you answer? I’m completely covered by this … Continue reading →

Skype crashes like a billion times tonight. Parking lot time limits. I need the dogs teeth when they fall out. Could you please go check for the teeth? Just checking if everything was okay, damn it Alex! This is for … Continue reading →

Wacky prank calls from the room phones and they won’t sign your cast. Who’s on LSD makin the weird phone calls? Herbs n pills in the room light bulb pipe. Is everything okay? Can you go get my shoes? Shower … Continue reading →

The New Years Eve Show, oh boy… Extended show for your pleasure, until midnight on the west coast, then edited down when nothing was happening. Where is Santa’s pipe, bro?. No drinking and no sparklers at Kum n Go. Planet … Continue reading →

The calls are rough to start but we gather steam as we go. We start with a call already in progress. The medical. Please hold for the corporate office. Can the baskets be used without buying anything? Teeth. What does … Continue reading →

I need some bleach for cleaning and drinking. I kinda actually like the bowling shoes, maybe just a trade? Peepaw needs a gift card. Corporate makes the Arby’s bell ring again. Could you remove the light bulbs for Dad? Find … Continue reading →

Taco Bell man. Criminal bell ringers. Burger King man. Bell ringing money policy. The whole Black Friday experience. Turkey shaped beef. Make it rain for bell ringing, and everyone! Small cups. Sniff the deli meats. Consent forms for burgers and … Continue reading →

Turkey lubricant for the turkey party. I just want the turkey, no questions. Just a couple of tables for the 25 people in the hotel room. We need some teeth. This cake contains rat poison. This pizza contains rat poison. … Continue reading →

Brown napkins or white napkins? 100% wood bowling practice pins. Check on the parents situation again. Bowling paint! Drinking bleach and take a lot of pictures. We still haven’t gotten any ash trays. How do you connect the hose? We … Continue reading →

Are your parents married? How much for the tomato and the onion? No naps. Mr Bill. Sing happy birthday with me. Changing your number. Eggs in the shell please, to-go. Just stop it and keep your laws off my claws. … Continue reading →