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Only men at the gas pumps. Stop everyone from talking because I don’t like it. Everyone is talking too quietly. Candy differences. Candy contraceptive. Free-reign dumpsters. Milk door. Thinking about your house. Whispering about me. Keeper of the house. Connect … Continue reading →

Package for Roy. Dog attacks. Attacked by the animals. Squirrels on attack. High level squirrels. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out worldofprankcalls.com and phonelosers.org and prankcast.com Main site for past episodes and live … Continue reading →

Watering your bushes. Bushes not looking too good. Personal bush protest. Flammable body fluids. Medical condition requires no shorts. No nails. Dungeon master. Bushes. Due to the medication. Sound waves. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live … Continue reading →

Stop feeding the squirrels. Lights out. Toilet flushing schedule. Garbage cans. Incorrect phone number for this house. Backyard situation Beverly. Found my own hair in the food. Turtle is not eating the fries. Dragonmere poop story. Citizens arrest. Scare my … Continue reading →

A lot of naked people running around here. We could see you pooping. Milk door. Poop hair. Smash it up a bit. Phone beeps. Angry at the way the phone rang. Question problem. Nipple policy. Street chicken. Dragonmere has a … Continue reading →

Fines. Vax status. A science question. Rules keeper. Pay for extra food. Unknown issue. So we don’t have to dart you. Combative. Check the log. A regular issue. Gas stain. Fish cleaning in the bathroom. A lot of spiders. Burger … Continue reading →

Poop in the hair and help the nation. Lost pants. Find the shovel please. We dig a hole. Parking lot direction. Told him to smash into you. Fake dog accident. Helicopter fuel. Helicopter keys. Building landings. Helicopter crash. Move the … Continue reading →

The first part of the first call I had the caller audio turned down, sorrrrrry. Dog poop in the hair call. Different words are used. Rummage sale. I don’t have an internet. Stop messing with the milk door. I need … Continue reading →

Cancel my reservation. Cancellation fee. Permanent marker. Rubbing the gasoline all over. The dog has a new smell. Peaches. Smell my dog. Fast food reservation. Meat mail. Double hand-off. No macaroni on the mac. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! … Continue reading →

Tell me how big you are for the belts I am buying for you. Neck size for the scarf. Knit sweaters. Had to get punched in the face. Donate some blood because safe. Donate blood in the parking lot to … Continue reading →

Hall monitor. Ninjas. Hall monitor duty. Climbing out of windows rule. Tornadoes n stuff. The earthquake plan. Shoe rental exchange. I don’t know what to do. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out http://worldofprankcalls.com and http://phonelosers.org Main … Continue read...

Public poop protest. Little types of fireworks. Drunk driving practice. Just trying to fix it. Tunnel call. It will not eat. Exchange bowling shoes. Bring in the pins. The number of fights today. Sick of toenails. Injury report. Good to … Continue reading →

Can’t make it in tonight. Might have hurt somebody with gas in a run under accident. Sleeping in the bathtub. Drank at your location. Problem with numbers. Couple of fireworks. I want them to stay. Tray of ash. Sneaky bathroom. … Continue reading →

Bird therapy. No hold please. Toxic’s pet sorta. Scared of possible bug sting. Corner my friend for an intervention. Pump number three please. Return the stolen gas. Stolen chair. Sting rumor. Practice drive. Raccoon in the room. Bathroom time limit … Continue reading →

John McAfee died. Storage for ashes. Memorial baggie. Pop off. Fireworks. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out http://worldofprankcalls.com and http://phonelosers.org Main site for past episodes and live streaming links: https://www.wastedshow.com The link for your rss podcast &#823...

I like honking my horn. Towing cars to get the word out. Holes. Hey Hey Hey. Citizen’s arrest. Customer service. Honk. Hotel animal. Chicken delivery. Fireworks. Tow cars. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check … Continue reading →

Rules for a citizens arrest. Security master. Getting arrested. Roommate dispute. Citizen’s arrest. Everything is okay. Jimbob. Urination in the common areas. Ice machine. Moon dog. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out http://worldofprankcalls.com and http://phonelosers.org Ma...

Not invited to the birthday party. Mousetrap only half worked. The squirrel is not going to make it. Getting caught. You’re hired. Permission to speed. Sneak into the party. Lighting. Just a lot of stuff laying out. Dying squirrel. Room … Continue reading →

Second floor manager. Manager of the felony trial. I was never there. Expert witness. Holes. Never billed. Bone thief. Bone bleach. Fight policy. Secret vitamins. Natural melted water. Pregnant type times. Cute dog. Stop meeting like this. Hotel chicken. Help … Continue reading →

Audio is missing from 5-18, on to the next week. Lie for me. Labels. Which one is the side of the basket. Limit 1 on buy 1 get 1. Beans on bread. Report me for shoplifting without shoplifting. Unlimited hot … Continue reading →

Job stuff. I will take the job thanks. Private Investigator. That was just a regular phone call but I liked it. Hotel cleaning. Hotel dog watcher. Push button. Milk door. Don’t tell my mother I smoke. Car tent. Getting a … Continue reading →

Picking up a few shifts. Hiring for other places. Sending over an employee. Corporate re-calibration. Drop in this chicken. Get this dog to eat this lettuce. Flowers. Inspecting mail. Auto-flush. Pick up a train. Fastest food to eat. A Good … Continue reading →

Firing people in the business room. Just kinda hanging out in the room. Reward for getting employees in trouble. Animal bowling. Leaving the family at the bowling alley. Permission to date employees. Being a witness to the termination. Grab my … Continue reading →

Getting hit by cars. Up and over. Marijuana’s birthday. Just one really big one. Poppin off. Delivery driver allowed inside. Offering you a drink. Smash them up a little bit for the mechanic. Got punched in the face. Water face. … Continue reading →

Doing a quick sweep. Just need to hit some curbs with the car. Smash the car up a little bit. Insurance smash. By accident 70 to 80 times. Bad mushrooms. Your backyard mushrooms. Turtle chocolate. Gas pump line up. Just … Continue reading →