Wasted Takes

Episode Chandler Jones. The boys sit down to discuss some fortuitous news of the sports variety. MLB Playoffs, NFL Week 7, and Halloween is just around the corner. Grab a pumpkin ale and let's get wasted!

Episode DeMarcus Ware. The boys gather round the Wasted Takes table for another hoppy episode. The Sox are looking hot going into game four of the ALCS, Lamar continues to increase his stock, "are the Browns frauds?", and everyone hates the Washington Football Team. Pick up a nice six pack of cider and Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Dwight Freeney. Week 5 of the NFL season is behind us, and the Pats push out a squeaker against the horrid Texans. Danny Jones might need to eat from a straw, Lamar completed 86% of his passes, and the Red Sox say "No way, Mr. Devil Ray." Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Michael Strahan. The boys are back for another round of frothy brewed takes as we break down Week 4 of the NFL season. Brady wins in Foxborough, the Sox bounce the Shankees, and Dillon beats COVID. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Dennis Rodman. The boys are here for a Week 3 round up. History was made in Detroit off the boot of Justin Tucker, Tom Brady is coming to town, and Dillon has COVID. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jason Pierre-Paul. Week 2 of the NFL season has passed us, but we break it down. Zach Wilson, QB injuries, the Vikings vs Wasted Takes rivalry, and our Twitter (@WastedTakes) are hot topic. As the boys change up the episode format, the Wasted-ness stays the same. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Mike Ditka. Week 1 of the NFL season is behind us, but a big episode is starring us in the face. We break down each game of the first week in this 100% free, unadulterated, lactose free breakdown. It's lengthy, but its thorough. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode David Pastrnak. The slate has been cleaned, the sun is rising, and the troops are preparing to march. NFL football is upon us and the boys are here for the inaugural episode before the start of the 2021 season. Mac Jones rising above Cam Newton is the hot topic and Way-to-Early Playoff predictions shin, but we also talk baseball as we are officially in the last full month of the regular se...

Episode Gronk. The 2021 NFL Preseason is officially past us, and the boys are here to break down the last week of games. (DISCLAIMER: We recorded this on Monday, August 30th) We discuss who we think will win the starting job in New England, Cam Newton or Mac Jones ( cough.. Mac cough..). Also, Dillon might have the worse delivery of a wasted take of all time.

Episode Kevan Miller. The boys are here for another episode of the most wasted show on the internet. We break down another week of 2021 preseason football as it was another telling week for the rookie QB. Each Wasted Takers serves up a QB take as the start of the regular season fast approaches. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Chad Ochocinco. The boys are here to break down the first week of NFL Preseason. We rank the performances of the rookie QBs, and discuss the best looking teams this week. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Randy Moss. The boys (minus Cam) are here for a good time. We break down the ending of the 2020(21) Olympics., Deshawn Watson (again), and the Red Sox sucks. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Wes Welker. The boys are here for a doozy. 1.5 hours of pure unrefined wasted action. We break down the Olympics, Melo to the Lakers, Deshawn Watson, and such. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jason Witten. The boys are here for another pack episode, full of stuff I can't remember because we recorded it about 4 days ago and my brain is tired from the long week. We talk Olympics, NBA, and NFL I think. Let's Gets Wasted!

Episode Randy Moss. The boys are her for a pre Olympics episode. The Suns are on the brink of elimination and Giannis Ante-wanahakaloogi-tokounmpo looks to be a lock for the NBA Finals MVP. Swirl some brandy and enjoy the smooth taste of some Wasted Takes. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jerry Rice. Los chicos están de vuelta para otro. El Fin de Semana de las Estrellas de la MLB ha pasado y el Oso Polar lo hace de nuevo. Las Finales de la NBA están en pleno apogeo, y Richard Sherman está en grandes problemas. Además, el queso no es un condimento. ¡Vamos a desperdiciar!

Episode Jose Abreu. The boys are here with the goods. Another week of sports news. Champa Bay wins again..., Brady gets rocked on the gold course, and Tokyo decides to not allow fans at the Olympics. Let's Get Wasted.

Episode Anthony Munoz. Guess what? We're back again ;). This past week saw some NBA injuries, the start of the NHL playoffs, and the MLB All-Star Phase 1 ballots are final. Crap a true American lager and get ready for a special 4th of July episode. Stay turned as Tucker shows us his true colors (Hint: they aren't Red, White, and Blue...). Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Ray Bourque. The boys are here for another packed episode. We talked NBA, and NHL playoffs, along with more MLB foreign substances news. Top 5 video games is here for List Guys. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Isiah Wynn. So I (Dillon) always edit and post the episodes. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to record with the rest of the crew this week. So when I asked the guys for a quick synopsis of this weeks episode, they replied with "NHL nba sandwich list." Let's Get Wasted...

Episode Vince Wilfork. We are back for another. As always, we talk MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA news. Get ready to get Wasted!

Episode Jake DeBrusk. The boys are back for another. We break down the past weeks sports news. NBA and NHL playoffs are in full swing. The C's get bounced, and the B's are tied 1-1 in the second round. LeBron acts like LeBron does, and a man brutally assaults Kryie with a dangerous weapon. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Charlie McAvoy. 3 out of 4 of the men are in studio for this one. On deck in this one: Julio Jones wants out, COVID restrictions being lifted, B's advancing to the second round, Nets being hated by everyone, and Lebron's heroics... Grab a brew and get wasted. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Carlton Fisk. Here we go again, the boys are back for another. We break down this past weeks sports news and finish it off with a List Guys fit for the long road. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Evgeni Malkin. The boys are here for a barn burner episode. We discuss this past weeks latest events in the sports world. Enjoy a smooth whiskey on the rocks or an ice cold PBR and get wasted with us. Let's Get Wasted!