Wasted Content

Craft beer pissing contests, coming off age at Legoland, eating too much at Disneyland, pelos de concha, why fire was invented, Kobe beef, Merry Big Game Day, Ozymandias simply remembers his favorite things

Assifacias and Orgasmatron join us in celebrating Anthropos' rapid aging and even more rapid mental decline, with a reverse vertical line up of Goose Islands Bourbon County Brand Stout we start off with 2019 and follow suit with our collective dyslexia to 2014. The Beer fairy crashes our mystical journey through craft beer kingdom and shares his insight. Why is American beer so shitty? Will Orgasm...

Kornelious Maximus joins in studio (and doesn't bring beer), Grandma's pie, DILF's, don't trust fat people, you CAN polish a turd, how Ozymandias will propose, premium prices for domestic beer, Jordan Peterson tells us how to slob on a knob, on the 13th day of Christmas, Yung Boiho, Howard Stern's penis pageant, John Edwards sees dead people

Righteous endeavors, the sissy boy experiment, flat earthers are cynics, Ozymandias questions everything, Soup-faciousisms, monkey economics, pope slap, baby pope slap, are you insured?, Anthropos has a gift for Ozymandias, space life goals, Michio Kaku is an optimist, if the hulk was the pope

Anthropos's homeostasis, love is never as genuine as in the movies, money = love, things are better when you can masturbate into them, the logistics of empathy, how to make burritos more mexicans, defend your believies you f***ing must, thank you bees    

Anthropos is not pitter-pattering this episode, why Friends is the best sitcom ever, cesium vintage 1945, people who always wear baseball caps, when keepin' it real goes SLAMburger, crayola color suggestions, the best Christmas gift is time, Ozymandias is not a cheapskate, too many tamales, beggars can't be choosers, 1-800-killyourself

It's a wasted content Christmas miracle: Anakin joins in studio to defend the dark side, a journey through The Bruery's 12 Days of Christmas, Assface and Orgasmatron join in on the debauchery, shrooms in space, a "tip" for special occasions, and much more

The craft beer that started it all, being principled is too expensive, Ozymandias is an optimist, a new meaning to spaghetti western, the classic Charles Dickens Christmas Carole, Anthropos turns into a blubbering bitch, holier-than-thoustagram, pope pick-up lines, WTF is frankincense & mir?! The real heart of the ocean, 40 Oz to freedom, Boomer's unrealistic work ethic, harbingers of greif.

What Wasted Content would sound like if it was hosted by women, the origin of limeys, Ballast Point goes independent (again?), Ozymandias is a terrible gift-giver, Anthropos's monument of failure, Hometowne Buffet is aight, Fuck all Christmas trees, Mariah Carey white but got that blackass, Ozymandias got that Hank Hill ass, we ponder at how universal shit jokes are, thing we have never done, not...

Microbreweries that ain't what they used to be, coming down with a case of the itchy buns, May you have the best cream, Ozymandias ruins everything, we introduce a new beer review category; the IPDU, find something you love and let it kill you, happy chumpipe day, black history friday, Ozymandias tells us why emotional intelligence is stupid, Anthropos and Ozymandias reflect on their developing pa...

Life is too easy, Ozymandias is down with OGB, Charles Darwin: The Crackhead, we all have molecules, act like you belong, instilling self doubt in mice, the illusion of choice & "Free" will, Tony Robbins can unchain you from Plato's Cave, Ozymandias tells us why the beach FUCKIN' SUCKS, apathy is a weapon of mass destruction, elementary schools are playing pin the genitals on the unicorn, Anthropo...

Wikipedia has been ruined, masochism is a man's sport, everybody should shut the fuck up about everything, Macgyvered sex toys, real friends don't let friends fuck friends, Anthropos and Ozymandias switch places in a rhetorical argument (and feel disgusted while doing so), the real reason why the north defeated the south, astro-turfing and why modern movements feel disingenuous, the Morgan Freeman...

Wasted Content Sings The Classics: Volume 1, GTFO of your beer comfort zone, 3x the nut November, the problem with 4k ultra hd porn, jet fuel does not prolapse anuses, Arnold Schwarzenegger plays the didgeridoo, Anthropos & Ozymandias reveal their celebrity man-crushes, Homophobophobia, child beating is the answer, the hoppler effect, bikini and bra bomb (patent pending), Oppenheimer's pick-up lin...

Anthropos devises a plan to have Oymandias eat his words and backfires. Cant cry over sour milk. Fast times at Polk High, New blood thickening diet trend, Romanticization of war, and four dimensional Pies

Burying outdated rituals, Koko and his kitty, Hiring Monica Lewinsky as our new beer wench. Myth of Sissyphus. Anthropos and Ozymandias love men in power, listen in as they butcher the work of Abraham Maslow, Jordan Peterson, Albert Camus, and Dr. Kaeli Swift all in one episode.

Red Hot Sexually Fluid Peppers, Lack of personality, Depressed craft brewery DJs and the real reason why your father left. Anthropos and Ozymandias worry about brewers droop!

Everyone wants to be the Hero of their own story, save the mediocre. Special guest star in the studio Assface, savior of the mediocre. Interjections (BUTT), Assessments, Assertions! Bottoms up, Thanks for joining Ass! 

We're Joined this week joined by a man who identifies as ORGASMATRON (pictured above) in a pretty lackluster debate about religion which resulted in neither side changing their mind. Ozymandias is an evil mastermind Anthropos shows appreciation by almost punching him in the face.

This is a special Valentines day episode the last week of September. Giving thanks for thanksgiving and all the advancement subsequent to that. Anthropos and Ozymandias are looking forward to having Bronto Burgers 

Haze Craze hits home hard Stone Colds new song. Martians are taking over politics Anthropos and Ozymandias talk all things Alien and imported beers

Trap Lord (AKA Beer wench) joins us in studio today to teach Anthropos and Ozymandias about the ideal truck suspension to impress that special someone on your first date. Trap Lord explains what he would do if he found a million dollars.

Anthropos and Ozymandias discuss the wild wild west of the cannibal Disney Princess. Modern Day Slavery, and reminisce through rose colored glasses about a time when protesting meant something more, Anthropos and Ozymandias highlight they're aging by complaining about kids these days.

Its Shark Week, featuring Little Shop of Horrors, Papa Johns hires the biggest spokes person they know. Anthropos and Ozymandias beat around the bush the biggest butt hurt episode of them all. Tipping is Racist, Anthropos doesn't get invited to Ozymandias' wedding