WARRIORS ANONYMOUS

Now that the Warriors have officially become bigger faders than the faders, the nobodies must search for answers. And what better way to do that than with a pukana, lollies, Graeme Hughes, vaping James Brown and religion. It might've got a little weird. But doesn't it always?

This week, the boys decide to start focussing on being in the top 15 teams, rather than the top 8 - which seemed to lift the spirits. They also enlisted the help of a mad Canberra fan - Tuli Fonua - to try and balance up their blatantly one-eyed coverage, meanwhile making a successful prediction, crossing a major milestone, yet keeping a weird fascination with a 90's hit song. Plus, could the nobo...

The boys are back this week with tales of homecoming glory, roommate snoring, Dave Dobbyn, what qualifies as a "streaker" and the departure of one of the games rising stars. They also look ahead at what the new coach appointment could mean for various Warriors players. Dare to dream, but just don't call it a rebuild.

The possibility of a rebirth is a tantalising one for the WA crew, as they chat with Warriors Ground Announcer Nik Brown about the homecoming game, Reece Walsh's best position, terrible Bunker calls, as well getting near strangled by one of the former NRL coaches (true story). The big question looms though - will a good ole Kiwi-made steak & cheese pie cure all our problems? Or maybe a Fr...

ALI CONFIDENTIAL: this week, the nobodies enlist some expert help with one of the Warriors all time greats - Ali Lauiti'iti. Not only did Ali set straight the correct pronunciation of his name, he also laid out his real feelings about his exit from the Warriors, the key to his longevity and the surprise reason that made Nathan Cleary 'scary' good.

This episode was a first for the team. No, the Warriors didn't actually win, but instead the nobodies recorded their first ever Live Reaction episode. So, how would things pan out? Other than losing by over 20 points, having power cuts, Ronan Keating references and the Bunker robbing us blind - everything went well. 

The nobodies begin dissecting the future of the coach Nathan Brown, when - ALL OF A SUDDEN - some huge news drops and sends the episode in a completely new direction. They also go about butchering more common phrases and burning more sponsorship opportunities. But what else would you expect?!

Isaac makes his return from 'Love Island', but these are indeed desperate times for Warriors fans. Lies, golden handshakes and Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. So how do the boys cope? With a little help from Akon, Vicky Christina Barcelona and a catchphrase that will live on in infamy.

Following another crushing defeat, is it time to start reading a eulogy for the season?  Desperate times see a new "base camp" mentality start to creep in while, plus the boys chat to former Warrior Motu Tony about a fool-proof way to pass a driving test, as well as when we can expect to crack out the DB Bitter's in the promised land.

Another loss for the team, but could there be some signs of hope? I mean, we're taking anything at this point. The boys also play a guessing game which seems simple...but the question is - who uses the right Mathematical formula - and who just spent their Maths class typing 58008 into their calculator?? Thanks for nothing, Pythagoras!

A new member joins the panel of nobodies, as they try to grapple with hitting rock bottom. Or at least what they HOPE is rock bottom. Also Buddha issues a haircut warning, while Monira pulls out an outlandish call ahead of the matchup against the Rabbitohs (which are not an animal).

The milk suddenly turned sweet this week for Lay Down Lodge and the Golden Point Warriors. Amid a shock retirement, clutch moments from an icon, as well as an unlikely new hero who slots in for the toughest man on the planet. Also, Isaac's leaving the podcast?! Say it ain't so.

What happens when your team hits rock bottom? You turn to J-Lo for guidance, of course. Despite and ALL TIME stinker from their beloved side, the nobodies kept things in perspective, despite shedding tears and one of the crew walking out before the end!?! This is the very time the fans need a support group, so pull up a chair and let's gone, whanau.

Emotions are running high in the aftermath of a controversial loss to the Roosters. The nobodies review the Warriors Multiverse, the refs, the bunker, black shorts, the refs, the 2002 Grand Final, the refs and have a great yarn with radio personality and staunch Melbourne Storm fan Nickson Clark in a FACE/OFF interview. Will it get controversial? You bet. Referee responsibly.

The prodigal son has returned and this week brings big returns for the Wa's.  The boys also talk Rocky movies, gas station meat pies, Chris Isaak songs and a suitable punishment for a fan favourite who's in the naughty corner. Uno, dos, tres, quattro....?

We're streaking! The rollercoaster hits a high as the Warriors get back-to-back wins and the nobodies couldn't be happier. Well, they could but beggars can't be choosers. But what does a now-defunct Chinese restaurant, the singer Seal and a small monkey have to do with it all?

A win's a win - right? The boys react to the first victory of the season, as well as news of a homecoming, an early departure, Reece Walsh's "Ini Kamoze" kicking style and chat to Kirstie Stanway, of Sky Sports and SENZ fame.  But the real question is - who has the best story about Konrad Hurrell?  

Is the season already hitting the skids? No chance. The Nobodies bounce back with positivity, Fruju's, some borderline insanity and a familiar face, as Stephen McIvor literally storms onto the show. Plus, the gloves come off as THE QUESTION already gets hinted at. But what is it...

The boys are already dealing with disappointment as the season gets underway. And what better way to bounce back than with a few laughs and a chat with the Mad Butcher.

The four nobodies are back! This year they return with some old faves, new features and some big gun special guests. Starting off with the Warriors own Chanel Harris-Tavita in this episode. Get ready for blast off!

In the final episode of the 2021 season there was PLENTY going on! There was the SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME final exam, an unexpected approach by the NRL, the first ever HITRO'S AWARDS, plus chat about the Grand Final, the season and a surprising new nickname for RTS. 2022 WILL BE OUR YEAR!!  (maybe)

You'd think that the Warriors wheels falling off would dampen the boys spirits? Nah bro. This week they talk the G.O.A.T., the W.O.A.T., J.O.A.P., J.T.B., Fathers Day, Invictus and brain melts. It's a doozy.  

Just like the Warriors season, the podcast seems to come have come off the rails somewhat. This episode ran in to technical issues, mental issues, referee issues, even issues trying to get common phrases right. Plus a little bit of Simon & Garfunkel, Austen Powers and cartoon madness.

After the Warriors playoff hopes take a nosedive - how will the boys react?  Not well. Buddha's a bit flat, Isaac struggles to make a point, Monira gets pranked and G is completely unprepared. But what else is new?!

Like a fish out of water, the WA boys don't know how to react to a sudden run of success. This week, one of the boys gets put on report, another learns to trust his gut and the show gets a new sponsor......sort of.