WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Looks-maxxing, ball-maxxing, scent-maxxing??? I'll be nap-maxxing later on today. Looksmaxxing is an online self-improvement practice focused on the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness. So, what's your "maxxing?"

Dude who broke into a rental car that was rented by people from Beyonce's camp plead guilty to the crime. He stole unrealesed music and a couple laptops and while yes, she can afford to replace that stuff easily, it still sucks so hard to get your stuff stolen. Kelvin Evans for taking what's not his, should feel shame, shame, shame.

The event is this Saturday from 2-6pm at the Automobile Gallery. More infomation HERE ! and tickets HERE !

Cumberbatch had the most proper arugment with another cyclist in London. He said he was being verbally abused and the other brit accused him of biking thru red lights. I'm shocked that at no point was high tea served during this gentle passive aggressive "fight." BUT Cumberbatch, for breaking the law, should feel shame, shame, shame.

From looks-maxxing to Jimmy Buffett-maxxing and everything inbetween... like, yes, BALL-MAXXING. 

May 8th - City of Boscobel At 9:10 pm, a woman’s neighbors were having a small bonfire in their driveway. They were not being loud; she just wanted them not to have bonfires.  May 9th - City of Platteville Teens were using flashlights to ding-dong-ditch homes.  May 9th - Village of Highland Police are looking for a "serial pooper" after poop and toilet paper were found three different times near a...

I'm not trying to speak ill of the dead but Leo went bird watching at a LANDFILL and contracted the deadly hantavirus. Also, not just the virus, a RARE strain of the virus that can be transmitted person to person. He then boards a cruiseship and proceeds to infect pretty much the entire ship. .. Don't hang out in landfills, guys. For doing something that when you think about it, it a reallllllllll...

A flight was delayed for over an hour due to an issue with a dancing robot. Can you guess why? No, it didn't try to hack into the cockpit's wi-fi..

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If you're going to try and steal from the goverment, try and make your math seems believable. Debbie billed 13,000 hours of care for one person... in a SINGLE day. How big of a red flag you tryin to wave?? For stealing... but for not stealing well, she's our Weenie Of The Week!

Internet chaos gremlin, Clavicular, got hit with a misdemeanor firearm charge after livestreaming himself and two other influencers unloading roughly 25 shots into an already-dead alligator in the Florida Everglades, because apparently regular hobbies were too difficult. Prosecutors say the issue isn’t animal cruelty since the gator was already dead, but unlawfully discharging firearms in public s...

As a super friendly population, do we overshare for the sake of coversation?

Today's Dumb Ass Question: Wedding season is here. What would be the worst thing to yell during a wedding? 

So after two years of lawsuits, countersuits, headlines, and what felt like a masterclass in celebrity legal drama… Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni have settled. And the grand payout is: nothing. Zero dollars. Meanwhile, the lawyers reportedly made around $60 million — so at least someone got a happy ending. No admission of wrongdoing, no damages, just a polished statement about “moving forward” a...

A studio full of people try different level of hot sauces. Laura is goaded into eating a dip chip fullllllll of ghost pepper sauce. Good times.

Get more information on this annual event that supports active-duty and honorably discharged Veterans HERE

Now Goldie Hawn didn't actually SAY she was on drugs in the 60's, but she did say she encountered aliens soooooooooooo..... 

It's NOT Mexican Independence Day, but it is a good excuse to drink tequlia.

April 25th - City of Fort Atkinson A man who was possibly intoxicated was trying to smash his guitar over his own head.  April 25th - City of Eau Claire Loss prevention caught a suspect who was committing Retail Theft. When the police arrived, they determined that the man was wanted for stealing from numerous stores in the area, but he had always left the scene before officers arrived. He faces 18...

A guy who worked at a Chick-fil-a rung up 800 mac n cheese orders, only to refund them all to his credit card... worth around $80,000. I feel like this may of worked if he did micro-transactions (Office Space) but instead of course his bosses noticed a loss of 80K on mac n cheese. For pulling the dummmmmmbest scheme, Jones should feel shame, shame, shame. 

In honor of May 4th...