WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Guys, you might think having 14 inches worth of sweet meat sounds great, but Google Matt Barr. I promise you won't get in trouble with IT. Just look at that guys face. He looks tired... and not fun tired. He broke his arm in the shower due to his member. Your dick is fine. 

University of Oklahoma quarterback, John Mateer said it was just a joke between friends when he labeled a Venmo transaction "SPORTS GAMBLING (UCLA vs USC)" in November of 2022 the day after those two teams played one another. It better of been the worst joke ever considering the NCAA prohibits student-athletes from betting on sports. Seriously, for being super dumb, John Mateer needs to feel shame...

Without saying what it is, we're asking you to tell us something you'd love to blow up for today's Laura Lee & Cutter Dumb Ass Question. For example: After eating that pizza, I'm going to have to blow up the porcelain god (toilet) or we're going to blow up Mother Nature's orange beach ball (pumpkin)

We call listeners airing of the shows grievances "love letters."  

Well it's really Zoe's mom, Lisa Bonet and her pet snake. Zoe and Lisa were crashing at Taylor Swift's house during the LA fires and Lisa's snake found a tiny hole in Taylors bathroom and so they had to basically had to destroy Taylor's bathroom to get the snake out of the wall. You heard of snakes on a plane, but for putting snakes in Taylor's wall, Zoe and Lisa should feel shame, shame, shame.

Laura Lee and Cutter are both excited for today, but for different reasons. 

We speak with Dennis Dunaway about the highly anticipated new album from Alice and the orginial band members after 50 years... The Revenge of Alice Cooper.

Laura's team tries to make it two weeks in a row with wins on this weeks Generation Altercation!

Zach Bryan is back at it. The guy should stick to making terrible country music but he loves to tweet on the twitter... er X. This time he's annoying Chiefs fans by poking at them for losing to the Eagles. A fan shot back at how Kansas City always sells out his shows and to show a little respect in which Bryan replied that he'd simply just never return to Kansas City. But I have to imagine that th...

Just a few of the unbelievable crime stories in this weeks Small Town Crime Wave. August 3rd - City of New Glarius  A yellow airplane was "flying in circles" over a nearby farm, possibly "casing the place." An officer advised that it was just the local crop duster, who does this several times a year. August 3rd - City of Mayville A suspicious car was slowly pulling in and out of several different...

A lineup that includes members of Cinderella, Winger, Faster Pussycat, Bret Michaels Band, Trixter and more comes together for one night only of music and meaning with Rock for Hope.

2025 remake of War of the Worlds starring Ice Cube debuted with a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes. The film, released on Amazon Prime Video, is getting views, but it's for all the wrong reasons. They aren't watching it because it's good, they're watching it because it's so bad. The newest War of the Worlds, for being SO bad, should feel shame, shame, shame.

The dumbest fights end up on X (formerly Twitter) and this one is no exception. People are arguing over which song is the worst song ever. What would be your choice for worst song ever?

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Mississippi is experiencing a MAJOR STD outbreak. If you were to walk into a room with 100 Mississippians, at least one person in that room is walking around with a sexually transmitted disease. Come on Mississippi, wrap it up! Not only are you feeling burning, but you should also be feeling shame, shame, shame. 

If you're gonna lose your job due to a joke, make sure it's a good one bro.

Someone asked, "You're on a 12-hour road trip, and can only listen to ONE singer, who are you listening to?" Cutter said Chris Cornell. Laura Lee said Richard Patrick of Filter. Who would be yours?

Lonnie Cory had some adult drinks and then rode a motorcycle WITH his 60 y/o sister on the back and when he hit a car she fell off... and he KEPT going!! What a cocktail frank.......

A couple marries in a chicken tendy dip themed wedding... and it was officiated by a mayo mascot. And yes, this took place in Las Vegas. 

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes is an American actress, stand-up comic, and former NFL cheerleader. She'll be in town November 6th. 

A woman out in Maryland tried to burn down a mans house over SEVEN dollars. Our advice... don't burn down someone's house over $7.

Plagues and war are not the signs of the end of days... it's fruit smoothies made from ketchup and ice cream made to taste like breast milk. 

Jason Kelce apparently doesn't wash his feet, unless there's visible dirt. This is a guy who used to play football. Sweat is invisible.....  It wouldn't be so bad if he had just kept this thought to himself but he had to go and double down and ask the question "what kind of weirdo washes their feet?" Clean weirdos, Jason. For being a dirty dude, Jason Kelce needs to feel shame, shame, shame.

A woman was already having a bad day having to go to the hospital. She was there for maybe 45 minuets but according to the parking machine that read her ticket, she had been parked there for 3 years and charged her a grand total of $7,829. To make matters worse, the parking attendant accused her of parking there for weeks. The situation finally got sorted out, but for making this poor woman's bad...