WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

We started out talking about halloween candy and somehow Cutter ended up having to make an apology to people with hairy backs. How did we get there? I was a part of the conversation and not really sure myself. You'll just have to give it a listen. Also, despite what you hear, I do NOT recommend giving out middle fingers for halloween.

October 6th - City of Janesville We got a drunk guy doing "gymnastics" by the front doors of a Casey’s gas station. When police arrived, he was doing cartwheels   October 6th - Town of Fulton After a single vehicle rollover crash, the driver got out of the car, and told the person calling 911 that he "could not afford another OWI" and ran off. The police used a drone and a K9 to locate the guy hid...

Like it or not, hockey is the only sport where you can throw a punch. You're gonna end up in the penalty box, but fights are expected at the game. Not so much in football. Lions player, Brian Branch wasn't in the mood post game to high-five Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes and for some reason Chiefs wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster had a problem with this, had words with Branch and then Branch proceeded...

If you own a Ram and you swear that birds poop on your freshly washed vehicle, it's actually true. A study foundn brown Rams get pooped on the most. Followed by Jeep, Chevrolet, Nissan, Dodge and Kia. A crappy situation indeed.

A former Merrill Lynch financial adviser stole $2.59 milion from former Miami Dolphins safety Reshad Jones. Isaiah Williams thought he could get away with a lot of little transactions over time to steal millions so he could use the money on hotels, cars, strip clubs, duty-free shopping in Mexico and more. Financial advisers make a lot of money, but I'm guessing he was showing up to work looking a...

Aries Spears is at Skyline this weekend. He talks about his career, tour and podcast.. and bonus, a Shaq impression.

Do you put the milk or the cereal in the bowl first? Cereal right? 4% do milk first. Weeeeeeeeeeeird. .... Or is it?

Eggs. They're not just for breakfast. Apparently their also to be consumed raw in your beer. That's actually a thing. No wonder our ancestors wanted to break away from the British. 

When you get out of jail, your main objective should be to stay out of jail. In the case of this weeks Weenie of the Week, she got out and back into jail so fast, I'm surprised she didn't have to make a stop by infirmary to treat whiplash. That's what happens when you steal from a gas station while on probation. Bonus points for making uncomfortable eye contact with the cashier while stuffing the...

Rolling Stone went ahead and crowned “Drops of Jupiter” by Train a top‑tier anthem of the 21st century because nothing screams modern musical innovation like celestial metaphors, strings, and soy latte references. Yes, they really think this quirky soft‑rock classic deserves a place among the century’s best and they were at the bottom of this list. Wait till you get to the top 10. This has got to...

Roxy Gap? Maids for All? Alien Sex Fiend? Would you guess Rock Band, Race Horse or Porn Film? Find out which is which on today's episode! 

Steel Panther is going to be at Epic Event Center in December and we have tickets to give away. We played a game in the same style of Rock Band, Race Horse and Porn Film called "Steel Panther Song or Porn Film" since uh... Steel Panther have a lot, like all of them, song titles that sound like pornos. Gang Bang at the Old Folks Home is a classic.

A guy let a friend (a female friend) borrow $2000. They are now in a relationship and she has not paid back the loan. The guy is wondering if he should even bring it up now since they're boyfriend and girlfriend. We discuss on today's LLC.

Disgusting? Yes, but nothing distracts you from the real world like a good poop joke. Rick sent this exact image to Cutter proving he's finally lost it, but we'll use it to our advantage for this week's Laura Lee & Cutter Dumb Ass Question. Describe your poop with a REAL film title.

An interesting generation altercation today as Laura teamed up with a kid (a literal child) and answered questions from the same decade the kid was born in! Today's prize? A random item from the new Box of Crap!

Congratulations to Bergstrom on raising $45,150 this year with their Drive for a Cure campaign and an incredible $700,000+ raised all‑time for breast cancer research. An inspiring achievement that truly shows the power of community and commitment which makes them our Porterhouse People of the Week!

Burger King offically kicked their Creepy King to the curb. I guess it was a little too creepy for parents and kids. I dunno, I think they should of held on to him for the fringe crowd. Like the IYKYK types, but the fast food wars are hot these days and Burger King is going to focus more on the store playgrounds and happy meals that aren't called happy meals because they can't call them happy meal...

Yea I'd be annoyed too if someone was yelling near me with a bullhorn, but I'm also kinda impressed he managed to buy one for only $15 off of Facebook marketplace. This, and other heinous crimes in this weeks Small Town Crime Wave! September 27th - City of Eau Claire Police were called to a gas station for a drunk guy who was harassing customers. About 20 minutes after he left, the gas station sta...

Jackyl comes to Epic Event Center Saturday October 18th. Jessie talks all things Jackyl and motorcycles with Laura Lee & Cutter. Get tickets for the show HERE .

Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez, best known for the “Butt Fumble,” is back in the headlines, this time for allegedly going full WWE in a downtown Indy alley after a parking dispute with a 69 year old man. Naturally, it ended with Sanchez getting pepper-sprayed, stabbed, and charged, proving once again that his best plays still involve running into things. For Sanchez, a drunk 38 year old, attacking a 6...

The Taco Bell 50K is a gut-busting ultramarathon where runners in Denver crush 31 miles and 9 Taco Bell menu items without the help of Tums — it’s basically “Survivor: Chalupa Edition.” Think of it as carbo-loading meets chaos, with a side of fire sauce.

Kwik Trip is phasing out pennies at its stores and will start rounding cash purchases down to the nearest five cents—so if your total is $4.02, you'll only pay $4.00. This change doesn’t affect card or digital payments, and it's meant to be temporary until lawmakers come up with a long-term plan.

The village clerk‑treasurer of Hustisford, Kim Hopfinger, was arrested and charged with misconduct in public office and theft in a business setting after an audit revealed she embezzled funds from both village accounts and the local soccer club to the tune of over TEN GRAND. That, party people, will earn you the badge of Weenie of the Week.

This is a light-hearted one today. Apparently celebrities decided to take a day off from feeling shame. The Cars we're being sneaky sneaky about their upcoming resissue of The Car's Heartbeat City as it came as a surprise to Bill Janovitz, who's not only a close friend but also writing a whole ass book on the band. He's the author of "The Cars: Let the Stories Be Told." Maybe someone should of tol...

A Texas man allegedly forced a driver, whose car had struck and killed his dog, at gunpoint to dig a grave, carry the dog’s body, and withdraw $200 from an ATM as “compensation.” He’s been arrested and charged with aggravated robbery and kidnapping, with bond set at $300,000 (plus additional charges for drugs).