Waking Up With Liz and Peter

It's always a 2 Xanax night with your favorite couple! Just kidding, not really, ok, but only for one of us. Today we talk ice cream. Our favorite flavor is Hinano Tahiti.

START DRINKING NOW Let's talk about our parents getting old. Your favorite couple gets deep. Make every single special moment in your life that much more special with Hinano Tahiti.

Lil Camper aka Liz got a good night's sleep... for once. This suspicious activity was brought to you by Hinano Tahiti. Gottman cards are back. And we fantasize about camper life.

Whew! That was a late one! Both of your heroes had weird sleep for different reasons. So they decided to talk about travel philosophy! Let's all drink Hinano Tahiti - Tahiti's Beer. Make every time a Hinano Time.

Simple, slice-of-life episode for you today. Go to your local bakeries - especially Fox and Bull in KC. Only buy art that speaks to you - invest in it. Give your boo a gift today, you little cutie.

Gooooood morning! First, a quick life update. First Fridays in Kansas City are great - go if you don't already. Peter writes, did you know that? Buy erotic art and drink Hinano.

Damn, today's a heavy one. Liz is becoming a buff lady. Your favorite couple gushes about the emotional experiences of human beings. Millennial Men don't know shit about feelings. Drink Hinano Tahiti.

Are you a morning lark or a night owl?  Neither - Peter says it's all made up! Make out with a witch. Shop local while belligerently drunk on Hinano Tahiti - Tahiti's Beer.

Just a quick one for you today. Talking about memento mori, so you know it's going to be upbeat and happy. Liz talks about getting licensed. Peter is stoked that anything under 40 is still considered "young".

Motivational Monday! Gottman Cards are back and we dish on what we would change about ourselves. Funny enough, we're working on it already! Get on the horse with us. Drink Hinano Tahiti.

We feel good for once, fancy that! Gottman questions coming at you again. Peter is a dramatist. Liz is a painter. Look for our art in a multiverse near you. Drink irresponsibly.

It's always a two Xanax night if you want to sleep well, right? Your favorite couple considers life's greatest mystery - am I a cat? Learn answers to these primordial questions and more in today's episode. Get belligerently drunk on Hinano Tahiti.

Sometimes you just wake up at 6:30 a.m. and can't go to sleep. Sometimes your partner wakes you up against your will before the sun. Today is one of those days. For Liz. Hear her talk about how dissatisfied she is with this situation.

Who's up? Your favorite couple. We've got a special surprise. Listen to learn what that surprise is, as well as our thoughts on accosting our neighbors. Start a militia while drinking Hinano Tahiti(TM).

You can find wisdom anywhere. Today your favorite couple talks about how their perspective has changed during the last two years. Peter monologues more than Liz. Drink Hinano. Return to nature.

Liz apologizes for her behavior. The Gottmans grace us with their presence in card form. Peter talks about his productivity (like always). Drink more Hinano, do something to better yourself, hang a picture for Christ's sake.

In Liz's words, Peter gets, "Out of control."  Hear what happens when Liz wants to record a podcast, is hung over, and does not want to talk.  We drag her. Peter unleashes his petty, sweaty. Drink Hinano.

Personal training is really kicking Liz in the behind.  Peter details the source of his penchant for passion.  White male privilege and being in an interracial relationship. Brought to you by Hinano Tahiti(TM).

SPICE-YAW! We've got a hot one for you today. Join your favorite couple for coffee while they chat about personal projects and theories for life. Peter is also a deeply flawed individual and Liz tries to put him together - it is a Sisyphean task. Brought to you by Hinano Tahiti(TM) and other Fortune 500 companies.

Trigger warning: Peter says "suicide". It's in bad taste. Liz hits the gym! And now, the day after, she is in PAIN. Also, she has a sleepy, little voice. Talking about moving out of my Mom's house, books, and seggs. DRINK HINANO

We're talking about music today.  Peter's been doing a project that involves listening through the Rolling Stone Top 200 Hip Hop Albums of All Time. Less cursing than in the last one. Find your phone book and call a random stranger.

Conversation gets contentious as we talk about physical and mental health.  Get ready for obesity and meditation. We cover some ground in this long-ish episode. Listen long enough and you'll get to hear me call Liz out of her name! Just kidding! Or am I!? But for real, be good to yourself, do your practices, and make every time a Hinano Time(TM).

Your favorite couple is back, drinking coffee, and talking about things only our friends and family *might* care about. We're going to Spain and France in 6 months. Better get working. Special door-opening appearence by our cat - Big Meep (Mr. Rihanna) AKA Lemon Pepper, AKA Young Sultan.

Liz's dream comes true and we answer a question from the Gottman Card Deck *insert 90's radio airhorns* Hear about our ideal evenings and develop a parasocial relationship with us. Be our secret admirer. Make every time a Hinano Time.

Liz finally wakes up! Eleven hours is not enough! Bring on the coffee and amphetamine salts! Get some sunlight in your eyes, touch grass! Relive some stale memes and hear Liz and Peter argue. Anybody know a good Marriage and Family Therapist?