Vulgar Auteurs

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Cinemecca is proud to welcome you to the Vulgar Auteurs. Join Paco McCullough, Jason Haskins and Terry Cleveland (our resident cinephiles) as they take a deep dive into the filmographies of some of the industry’s most beloved, and sometimes not so beloved genre directors. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (maybe) and above all you might learn a little about what makes these directors so well known, and the impact they’ve had on the film industry altogether.

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Ep. 011 - Transformers 4: Age of Extinction (2014) 18.05.2020 1:02:04

The fellas discuss the Romeo & Juliet Law, Marky Mark's Boston/El Paso accent, and where the hell Witwicky got to. Apparently no one cares, so...moving on. Also Stanley Tucci is in this movie, so it can't be all bad. Special thanks to: Anchor.fm for making this passion project a reality and accessible, Zencastr.com for giving us the ability to record remotely and clearly, And our dear friend Matth...

Ep. 010 - Pain & Gain (2013) 11.05.2020 53:24

They’re hot. They’re big. Annnnd...spoilers: we’re into it. The American dream and how to take advantage of it. Who better to direct such a masterpiece than the Bayhemoth himself? Seriously though, this movie rules.

Ep. 009 - Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (2011) 04.05.2020 53:36

Some things happen. We say goodbye to Megan Fox without the actual goodbyes. Megatron wears some rags to cover his tailpipe. It’s...all over the place. We ask only that you bear with us, and bear witness to the beginning of the end.

Ep. 008 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) 27.04.2020 57:56

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - The guys discuss the second Transformers movie, and ask the big questions, such as: what the fuck is this, and why should we care?

Ep. 007 - Transformers (2007) 20.04.2020 46:30

The guys discuss the first Transformers movie, and ask the big questions, such as: what the fuck is this, and what is an auto bot?

Ep. 006 - The Island (2005) 13.04.2020 47:25

In which the vulgarians discuss Neelix, bad fake tans, and the half-baked plot of Bay’s remake of Logan’s THX 13 Days.

Ep. 004 - Pearl Harbor (2001) 30.03.2020 1:34:49

Skip history class and come straight to this lesson in life, love, and the pursuit of crappiness.

Ep. 003 - Armageddon (1998) 23.03.2020 42:30

Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck are the drillers the Us government didn’t know they needed so bad. Michael Bay’s unofficial remake of Seven Samurai with Aerosmith and an asteroid.

Ep. 002 - The Rock (1996) 16.03.2020 52:26

The vulgarians discuss going to the prom, and making sweet love to that prom queen. Nicholas Cage as hipster bait, and why Face Off needs to be remade today with Cage and Connery.

Ep. 001 - Bad Boys (1995) 09.03.2020 50:04

Bad Boys Michael Bay’s first movie is an improvised explosive. Jackie Chan fanboying ensues. Whatchoo gonna do?