Vulgar Auteurs

"Ah s***. Here we go again." . Thank you all for listening! Please remember to rate, review and subscribe wherever you’re hearing us. . Many thanks to Matthew Roland Pharris for our artwork. You can find him/follow him and his amazing work on Instagram @pestopasta44 . You can find us/follow us on Twitter @AuteursVulgar, and on Instagram @vulgarauteurspodcast. You are also welcome to email us at vu...

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-Hey, look. It's a gate that, like, goes to the stars...or something...- -Should we go through it?- -Nah, I think it's just there to, like...I don't know- -It's kind of cool, though, right? Like, flashy and shi- -I mean, I guess...- -...- -...What do you think would happen if I stuck my- . Thank you all for listening! Please remember to rate, review and subscribe wherever you’re hearing us. . Many...

What can be said about this movie that Jerry Seinfeld hasn't already? "He's a soldier, he's universal, what more do ya want?! Elaine!!" Kind of regret telling him where I live now... Anyway, join the fellers as they run, maybe tumble a little bit, down the dam of action cinema, and take a few plugs to the chest, only to get back up and take a nice ice bath. Don't know what I'm talking about? Well,...

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Well, here we are folks. Diving into the mad mad mad mad *deep breath* mad mad world of Roland Emmerich. We're starting the series off with a bang....which is the sound an aneurism makes inside your head after having to sit through Emmerich's first two movies. Don't worry. You'll definitely fall asleep before that happens. I mean, the production value is pretty stellar, but what the hell is he try...

Park is back, babyyyy!!!

It's our 100th episode, folks! And, oh boy, do the fellas make it a memorable one. Park’s filmography is so solid through and through that for the first time in Vulgar Auteur’s history, this is probably the most divisive ranking we’ve ever discussed with one another. There has never been an episode of Vulgar Auteurs where you get  to the heart of each of our hosts. That's Park Chan-Wook, babyyy. T...

In yet another continuation of Park's string of saucy cinema, the fellas delve deep into the wonderfully entangling 3 part epic that is, The Handmaiden. Cue some sort of juicy noise. . Thank you all for listening! Please remember to rate, review and subscribe wherever you’re hearing us. . Many thanks to Matthew Roland Pharris for our artwork. You can find him/follow him and his amazing work on Ins...

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This is one thirsty a** movie on all accounts.

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Here we are again, folks, with another edition of “Who watched what movie?” Sympathy for Lady Vengeance is not just a complex and nuanced movie on its own, it’s an interesting and quasi-subversive finalé to Park Chan-Wook’s revenge trilogy. Join the cinedorks Terry, Jason and Paco as they parse through the messy business that is a plan of revenge coming to fruition without the deeper meaning of fr...

It’s finally upon us! The time has come where we are covering Park’s seminal film that brought him international attention, Oldboy. What hasn’t been said about this movie that edge-lordy punks like our teenage and college selves haven’t already raved about. It’s a rough movie. It’s a complicated movie. It’s got some Wes Andersony twee. It’s got one of the most memorable fight scenes in a movie to...

Park Chan-Wook spares no sympathy for the audience in this one, folks. In Park’s seminal introduction to his revenge trilogy, we get the Park array of master storytelling, editing, cinematography and, ultimately, his foray into the futility and irony of revenge cinema. Another tissue box film for the books, y’all. Get that sh*t ready, because the fellas are about to grind their way into one of Par...

Folks…folks…ya gotta…ya just gotta. Go now. We don’t even care if you skip this episode in the process! Just go see Ambulance if it's still in a theater near you! Yes. I know. We’re saying you should give money to Michael Bay. Just this once, everyone…..unless he makes another Ambulance…then we’ll pay for your ticket….no guarantees. Join the whole gang as they dip, dive, bob and weave through ever...

We're spillin' our beans. We hope you like me lobster!  Thank you all for listening! Please remember to rate, review and subscribe wherever you’re hearing us. . Many thanks to Matthew Roland Pharris for our artwork. You can find him/follow him and his amazing work on Instagram @pestopasta44 . You can find us/follow us on Twitter @AuteursVulgar, and on Instagram @vulgarauteurspodcast. You are also...

Get out your box of tissues, folks, because we’re about to take on the the devastatingly heart-felt, complex and genre-diverse filmography of Park Chan-Wook! This week Terry, Jason and Paco are discussing Park’s breakout directoral piece (and the only one of his first three available to us), JSA. No, not Junior Statesman of America, the other, more complicated JSA, Joint Security Area. . Thank you...

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Our two daddies are fighting again, and Jason is the kid at Applebees asking for a refill. Paco and Terry clearly watch different movies sometimes and it’s kind of funny…and scary……like Michael Gambon as a hillbilly cannibal. Anyway, join the Wasteland Wanderers Jason, Terry and Paco as they make their way west to find some semblance of the OG Hughes Brothers’ in this movie. I mean, they still got...

The time has come, folks! The second annual Vulgars is upon us! Right off the top: we recorded this episode just days before the Oscars, so for the first of potentially a three part episode we’re covering our movie and TV discoveries in 2021 (2021 related or not), but we do touch upon a couple Oscar contenders, which it might make you laugh now to hear us talk about. Anyway, without further ado, t...

From Hell…a movie adaptation of a 4 inch thick Alan Moore graphic novel that both feels 4 inches thick with Hollywood crumb bum, and (again) only tackles about 4% of the real magic of Alan Moore’s studied and ultimately compelling take on the Jack the Ripper murders. Sorry to be such nerds, but suffice it to say this movie is one Hell that put us through our own Event Horizon. Join our resident fi...

This week the fellas are talking about one of the most criminally underrated films of its generation, the Hughes Brothers’ second film in their oeuvre, Dead Presidents. Seriously though. Criminally underrated. We’re not just pulling your leg. Ha!! Get it?? Because…ya know…Keith David’s, um, character has...ya know. Oh whatever. You've seen the movie....hopefully. Anyway, join Jason, Terry and Paco...