Virgin Radio Mornings in Calgary with Tyler, Danaye and Fuzzy Podcast

Sometimes you have to respect the hustle of door to door salesmen...especially in -30 degree weather. Other times you have to tell them to hit the bricks! Having a broken shotglass go through your foot at a Christmas party is a good reminder to keep your shoes on. The Christmas advertising earworms that will haunt you for the next 6 weeks. And Danaye is attending a FUNeral. It's a funeral...but mo...

Worst Date Wednesday had everything from bad cover bands...to the tale of how one trip to Peter's Drive In made one woman swear off men forever! After losing her sister and gaining nephew...one Calgary woman is looking for some help. And did you know that Santa has some interesting alternate names?

This cold snap is the worst time to have a broken furnace. And after hearing about how Farrah's been keeping wam by leaving the oven door open we had to do something about it. A HUGE thanks to our friends at ACTION FURNACE! The guy who slid into Kaitlin's DM's on 'Two Lies...One DM' really ELF'd up...and she let him know. And the definitive list of things that teachers want and don't want as holid...

On today's show...it's -41! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE MONDAY!? We describe ourselves as Christmas Songs James Cameron wants you to know Jack and Rose COULD NOT have survived together on that Door in Titanic.

Tyler called out his wife Kelly for being a manipulative gift giver on DUMB FIGHT FRIDAY! Jack Harlow is coming to Stampede! A sneak peek at the new Barbie movie. And for Danaye's birthday...Tyler & Fuzzy scared her.

There was a common theme that surfaced during our dicussion about EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS GIFTS. That theme was inappropriate underwear! "Mom don't listen to him...he's ugly!" was an actual quote from Danaye's son Maxwell (AKA Maxwell from Hell) during a school Christmas concert. And will a TLC show called MILF MANOR be must see TV???

Thanks for listening! You da best! <3 00:00 What You Call It Wednesday: Empty Wrapping Paper Tubes (Calgary chose Violence today!) 4:28 Lions Festival of Lights RULES! 7:00 Worst Date Wednesday: 3 stories! -Jacquee’s dude had previously slept WITH HER MOM! -Lauren and the colour Mansplainer -Victoria and Danaye have both dated FELONS! 14:00 Shout Outs to season 2 of Fraggle Rock bringing Celebr...

The best way to stop a fight? Ask GOOGLE! Anna dishes the dirt on how a guy slid into her DMs with a move trademarked by Auntie Tina. And why our Boss texted "I hate you" to Fuzzy's wife.

Whether it was tales of the time you threw up all over the food on the table...or broke mom heart by getting a tattoo...there were a tonne of stories about how you ruined Christmas dinner. Why you may want to be extra careful around people who drink black coffee. And the search for a good samaritan.

A lot of things can go wrong at an office Christmas party. Like ending up buck naked in the hallway cause you were "sleep walking". MAYO-NOG is a thing...and it's DELICIOUS!!!! And Danaye RAGES on needy inanimate objects.

Advent Calendars are pretty simple to follow...unless you have Tyler's attention span. Then it's a recipe for a fight! Whether it a shoe rack in a dojo...or the chair at a movie theatre...there are so many interesting stories about the unique scars that you have on Dis-SCAR-very! Move over butter boards...you've been replaced by MARSCAPONE & NUTELLA!

Imagine going to set up your Christmas tree...only to be reminded that you had a date last Christmas that barfed on your tree. Did you know that Joe Pesci had a Christmas song? And Calgary loves MAYO!

Tyler was woken up in the strangest way! A Kiss from a Rose? 2:55 Shout Outs for Danaye’s Pedicure which almost needed a Belt Sander to take care of them feets and a brave man Jogging in -30 on 14th Street at 4:30am! 6:09 Questions you HATE getting asked on a First Date 10:30 Carol answers “Do you have any klds? It seems like they’re sizing you up DOWN THERE” 11:50 Danaye’s Daily Dose 14:20 Someth...

Today we embraced the PETTY...as we discussed terrible gifts that we've received form love ones. Pepsi + Milk = PILK And we want to make sure you stay warm this winter.

Sometimes faking it takes an unexpected turn...like the time Danaye's fake black eye turned into PINK EYE...or the time Jeremy and his dad gave his sister 'MOOSE ROCKS'. The 30 year old Home Alone stunt double. Fuzzy tries to heat things up w/ a musical Caribbean Christmas. And on Dis-SCAR-very Julianna almost ruined Christmas w/ a trip to the ER.

Have you ever had a moment where someone shut you down so bad that you reevaluated your life? It happened on Two Lies...One DM with Beth. Does Sam Smith have a Future Christmas Classic on their hands? And if Santa needed help at the North Pole...why would you not be qualified for the job?

20 ostriches got loose in Taber...which raised the question...what does an ostrich sound like? You paid how much for what on Skip The Dishes???? Black FRIED Day??? What happens when you fry BLACK LICORICE...BLACKBERRIES...and BLACK OLIVES?

When Black Friday shopping accidents result in gnarly scars...they have to be shared on DIS- SCAR-VERY! Is the Krampus Song a FUTURE CHRISTMAS CLASSIC? And Danaye had a dream she was Tyler's girlfriend...and things got UNCOMFORTABLE when she told him about it LIVE on the Show!

After hearing Andrea's story about the accident her ex-husband had at the airport for WORST DATE WEDNESDAY...you may think twice about having All You Can Eat Ribs! Sexy things are about to happen at the Calgary Zoo. And preping the city as everyone gets ready for the World Cup.

I don't know about you...but we were feeling 22!!! November 22nd, 2022 BAYBEE!!! Two Lies...One DM: Shannon surprises everyone with a story that gives hope that there are still nice guys out there. If someone on Facebook offered to give you a massage in their basement...would you let them?