Very Cool Vipers | Sketch Comedy Podcast

Pee is ALWAYS funny... no matter the statue of limitations. 

The fedora delivery service for when you need a fedora... tomorrow. 

Have you heard about Hell?  You haven't?  You should probably listen to this then. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-strip-mined-earth, Donathan Daylor Dhomas, lit 10,000 firecrackers inside his doomsday bunker slash echo chamber... and found a new bandmate in Chef Eduardo! 

Let Nathan give you the tingles with a whispery haircut! 

These concerned citizens are worried about kids these days... tempering overly gracious compliments by blowing smoke up an asshole!  

Health Inspector Dan Butts:  Keeping the streets safe from unlawful kid businesses! 

Injured through no fault of your own by a sexually-forward acupuncturist promising to add inches to your penis via expensive acupuncture sessions?  Call the Malice in the Phallus—Jerry Barry—the gullible small dick lawyer with BIG DICK SETTLEMENTS! 

Lucid dreamer Lee Tommy Jones returns singing the praises of Butt If, where purchasing your favorite celebrity butt implants is as easy as buying a new pair of shoes! 

Phil Buckskin introduces world-renowned, deep-fried culinary artist, Chet Shepard, the newest chef at Oh My God I Ate So Many Fuckin' Wings Bar & Grill! 

Five star dining at four star prices!  Our waitstaff is the best in the biz or my name ain't Blackmail Bernie! 

You can betcha ass that salt-n-vinegar-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas is recruiting musicians to join his new band.  But one sultry audition video from Joyce "The Voice" D'Acupuncturist and Burgundy-8 Adam Levine leaves Triple D down in the dumps! 

If you're not already taking Fazeezamum by DrugCo, you should be.  Take the plunge! 

Kyle Mutton, Trainer to the Stars.  He's met every Batman... and destroyed them. 

FINALLY a sketch character to launch the Very Cool Vipers into the comedy stratosphere!

Got some dude jawin' yer ear off?  Well, you need the Conversation Ender from BrandCo. 

Res-ERECT your horrific sex life with a new spark!

Don't you hate it when mechanics lie to you about your car? 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas died for 37 minutes, during which he had a vision of the afterlife.  He subsequently awoke with a new lease on life… and a super hilarious joke about being an Undercover Boss.

The Mad Mauler faces off against Beef Barlow in the first-ever, custom-made Beefcase Match! That's right, a briefcase piñata filled with uncooked ground beef AND the International League of Wrestling championship belt is suspended above the ring... and only accessible by ladder!

Calling all class clowns!  Get the only calculator where all the sums equal rip-rocking' number spellings—you don't even have to flip the calculator upside down! 

Yuri Glashkoff tells you about his all-new cab service and why you should make call now!

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-scorched-earth Donathan Daylor Dhomas is a depressed divorcee drinkin' watered-down cleaning solution to help him fast forward through memories of Joyce D'Acupuncturist's Revenge Tour! 

Steven and Tom have a hard time keeping their personal feelings about each other out of the newscast! 

Injured through no fault of your own by vindictive little leaguers repeatedly swinging baseball bats to your genitalia? Call the Closer—Jerry Barry—the small dick lawyer with big dick settlements!