Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror – Two True Freaks

Oh boy. Chris Honeywell picks a BLIND FREAK’S CHOICE and then drops it on Luke Jaconetti, his brother Jason and Chris Tyler like a GIANT TURD.Like boogers – sometimes you pick a winner and sometimes you just get a BLOODY NOSE. Ladies and gentlemen – HEREDITARY.

This month Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell have a night out at the theater with 1987’s director Michele Soavi’s STAGE FRIGHT! This one has everything – Italian flair, actresses, a killer in an owl mask. That’s everything, right?

In this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Siamese Chris’ (Tyler and Honeywell) do something a little different and take a BLIND LOOK a t a low budget local horror anthology – ColemanFilms and 3am Productions’ BOOK OF EVIL! Joining them to talk about the production [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS CONCOCTION (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little trip to CANADA and then to HELL as they dig up Chris Tyler’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE GATE!

In this, the FOLLOW UP to the original Black Christmas episode in The Honeywell Experiment, the Vault crew (Luke, Jason Chris and the other Chris) are joined (against their will AGAIN) by SUPER GENIUS Thomas Deja! Today they will endure the BIG-ASS LUMP OF COAL that is the 2006 REMAKE/SEQUEL/REBOOT/DESECRATION [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a little SPELUNKING TRIP as they explore Jason’s FREAK’S CHOICE – THE DESCENT!

Welcome to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) as they wrap up their HAMMER HORROR with a modern entry from 2012 – THE WOMAN IN BLACK! Join Harry Potter for an old-fashioned ghost story [...]

Welcome to the PENULTIMATE EPISODE of our coverage of Hammer horror films. Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jay) and East and West Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they experience the cultural mashup of Hammer and the Shaw Brothers that is LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES! Marvel as the [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take wrap up the FREDDY FILES with the 2010 remake/reimagining WHATEVER of A Nightmare On Elm Street. Spoiler – It’s not PRETTY, folks, we have to be honest with you. [...]

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for some BRAIN TRAUMA INDUCING FUN – Hammer’s FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! See Peter Cushing in full PROGRESSIVE DRILLIN’ AND KILLIN’ MODE as the man who makes you think – WHO IS THE TRUE MONSTER?Now [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys, Luke and Jason and Chris Tyler and Honeywell for the final REAL sequel to A Nightmare On Elm Street – FREDDY VS JASON!It only took 20 years and several swimming pools full of TEENAGER BLOOD to get here, but MAN IS IT WORTH IT! It’s not [...]

Join your intrepid hosts Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell with SPECIAL GUEST legendary author and podcaster – THOMAS DEJA – as they cover the MUTANT Hammer horror film – 1974’s CAPTAIN KRONOS – VAMPIRE HUNTER!See the LAID BACK STYLE of the immortal Captain Kronos as he [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS EXPERIMENT (Tyler and Honeywell) for a MEGA-META episode of THE VAULT OF STARTLING MONSTER HORROR TALES OF TERROR! It’s WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE! Wash that taste of Freddy’s Dead out of your mouth when the master returns to the [...]

Welcome back to The Vault Of Startling Monster Horror Tales Of Terror! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and Chris Squared (Tyler and Honeywell) as they cue up the next HAMMER HORROR – THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA starring legendary “EYE SPECIALIST” Herbert Lom! As we all know, when [...]

Before the Superflu, before Swine Flu, before 28 Days Later and BEFORE the remake of itself there was THE CRAZIES! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and the Woner Chris Twins (Tyler & Honeywell) as they mark the passing of HORROR INNOVATOR GEORGE ROMERO by looking at one of [...]

Take a Christmas trip to SUNNY FINLAND as the Vault crew – Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and teh Conjoined Chris’ (Tyler & Honeywell) take a look at the family classic RARE EXPORTS! That is, if your family is okay with F-BOMBS and SANTA-GENITALIA! Yes, once again it’s one [...]

Join THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and the AMAZINGLY HANDSOME TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) as they attend a funeral for a friend. Yes – it’s time for the FREDDY’S DEAD – THE FINAL NIGHTMARE! This is the one where Freddy finally DIES FOREVER ain’t never EVER coming back! [...]

IT’S TIME BOYS AND GIRLS! It’s that most wonerous time of the year again – HALLOWEEN and the Horror Vault Crew – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and CHRIS SQUARED (Tyler and Honeywell) are pulling out THE SECOND BEST MOVIE IN THE HALLOWEEN FRANCHISE – Halloween III – Season [...]

Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke and Jason) and the Inedible Two Headed-Chris (Tyler and Honeywell) as they check out their fifth entry in their HAMMER RETROSPECTIVE – Curse Of The Werewolf! There’s no LEE and CUSHING, but OLIVER REED grows a MEAN COAT OF FUR in this unusual entry into [...]

Join your intrepid hosts -THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke & Jason) and THE AMAZING TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler & Honeywell) as they take peer inside the WOMB of the 5th Nightmare On Elm Street film- THE DREAM CHILD! The boys are not too keen on this one! Only THREE deaths, annoying teens [...]

In an incredible coincidence, the VAULT CREW – Luke and Jason Jaconetti and Chris Tyler and Honeywell cover Hammer’s THE TWO FACES OF DR. JECKYLL in episode 69 (dude), a number that symbolically expresses the theme of the movie! WHOAH, MAN! This is also the first BLOOD and CUSHING-FREE Hammer [...]

Four hosts – THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CONJOINED CHRIS (TYLER & HONEYWELL) dive into the FOURTH installment of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET – THE DREAM MASTER! Freddy is back to dispense with a mostly likeable crew of UNFORTUNATES! Learn the new meaning of “PIZZA FACE”! SEE [...]

Join the Vault crew – LUKE & JASON JACONETTI and CHRIS TYLER AND HONEYWELL for their THIRD HAMMER HORROR FILM – 1959’s THE MUMMY! The gang is back together and BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET STRANGLED! SEE – The world’s most DEDICATED STALKER! HEAR – The cries of a man [...]

In yet ANOTHER TANGENT, The VAULT CREW decide to MESS UP THE FORMAT and review the new Star Wars film! Join Them Jaconetti Boys (Luke & Jason) and BOTH CHRIS’ (Tyler & Honeywell) as they CRY OVER ROBOTS, talk about RAMBO and Art Rambo’s Used Cars, test the movie on [...]

Freddy’s BACK for a third go and THEM JACONETTI BOYS (Luke and Jason) and THE TWO-HEADED CHRIS (Tyler and Honeywell) are there to HELP YOU THROUGH IT! This one is a BIG STEP UP despite the inclusion of POOR MAN’S BILL MAHER! Pretty much EVERYONE but Jason sings at some [...]